Second-to-last-to-post wins!

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Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Internetmeme » Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:08 pm UTC

Here be the rules:

1. Post. Have a conversation. As long as it doesn't break fora rules.
2. Second-to-last to post wins. So you better hope someone posts after you, or you'll lose.
3. And no, double posting doesn't count.



So everyone,
How's life?
I'm fine.
Really.
Um..
...
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Editing:
Yeah, had a bit of an oversight there.
Double-posting to win is cheating.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Keand64 » Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:17 pm UTC

There's a flaw in your rules: if no one posts, you lose. However, now your're winning (aren't I nice). Of course, I could just double-post...
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Roĝer » Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:04 pm UTC

How dare you reply to a meme!
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Internetmeme » Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:12 pm UTC

ORLY?
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Kurushimi » Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:02 pm UTC

I'm not winning now, but I will be shortly.

This game is a bit more interesting than the "Last Poster-Wins" game.

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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Roĝer » Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:25 pm UTC

Ah well, as long as Internetmeme doesn't win.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby JCM » Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:44 pm UTC

This is going to be fun.

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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby neoliminal » Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:30 pm UTC

"3. And no, double posting doesn't count."
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0073YYXRC
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby neoliminal » Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:31 pm UTC

neoliminal wrote:"3. And no, double posting doesn't count."


So does this mean if the game ended now that Roĝer or Kurushimi would win?
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby KrazyerKate » Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:32 pm UTC

neither, because now I've posted here.

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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Brooklynxman » Sun Dec 27, 2009 11:52 pm UTC

But you have more than one chance to post penultimately right (hehehehe big words)?
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby thecamoninja » Mon Dec 28, 2009 6:32 am UTC

I trust that although I am losing now, someone else will post in front of me, in hopes that someone will post in front of them, for the very same reason that they posted in front of me, which is also the same reason that I posted in front of brooklyndude.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Abashed&Audacious » Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:27 pm UTC

Well, Camoninja, your hopes are coming to fruition... for a time.

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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Crazyjosh » Tue Dec 29, 2009 5:20 pm UTC

Oh no they're not :) now mine are shattered xD

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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Kurushimi » Tue Dec 29, 2009 5:44 pm UTC

Looks like Crazyjosh wins...for now.

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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Crazyjosh » Tue Dec 29, 2009 5:51 pm UTC

Hehe, oh Damn (Smacks his face with the palm of his hand)

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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby kaimason1 » Tue Dec 29, 2009 6:12 pm UTC

No one's posted for all of 26 minutes, so I will take a gamble and hope someone else decides to post, but then noone ever will again, for... HEY! ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY NUCLEAR SECRETS... *realizes he said that out loud... or typed it, at least, which is the same thing...* I'll go now.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Internetmeme » Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:54 pm UTC

Yay! The thread hasn't totally died!
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Lazar » Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:16 am UTC

YOU MAY BE A WINNER!

But I'm rooting against you.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby boring bore » Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:44 am UTC

I'll help.

...Why are we working against Internetmeme, anyway?
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Internetmeme » Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:38 pm UTC

Dunno. See also FaiD meme: Imeme fails.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby boring bore » Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:00 pm UTC

I don't know anything about FaiD, but it seems that a lot of people do. Do you have to do something special to get in?
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Internetmeme » Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:26 pm UTC

boring bore wrote:I don't know anything about FaiD, but it seems that a lot of people do. Do you have to do something special to get in?

Hint: Read that forum's description.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby boring bore » Sun Jan 03, 2010 12:08 am UTC

Okay, but I'm afraid to request. Is that it, you get accepted and nothing happens to you except that you get in?
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby cmpwn » Tue Jan 05, 2010 3:43 pm UTC

@#@FIRST POST!!!@#@#@##
I totally couldn't figure out something to talk about, so I decided to get banned instead. (Not my first post, by the way)
I am using the force to influence YOU to post after me, thus declaring me the winner, and to make everyone else not post afterwards. Lets see if it works...
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby kaimason1 » Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:32 pm UTC

I MUST SUBMIT TO THE FORCE...

help the mitochlorians are after me...

IGNORE HIM. THAT IS AN INCONSEQUENTIAL BEING I RECENTLY CAPTURED. HE'S IN MY... POCKET. YES, THAT WORKS. YOU, TOO, SHALL SUBMIT TO EMPEROR CMPWN'S POWER, FORCING HIM FROM A SEAT OF POWER AND PLACING ME IN CONTROL, FOR I WILL WIN!
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby boring bore » Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:06 am UTC

Surely, though hopefully not for long.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby GrantSolar » Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:55 pm UTC

Go boringbore!!!!

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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby boring bore » Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:16 am UTC

Thank you for your kind encouragement, GrantSolar. Though it was quite nice to be winning, I can't let a favor go and have decided to return it to you. Congratulations, and have fun winning.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby clockworkmonk » Mon Jan 11, 2010 2:34 pm UTC

I'm not entirely sure whats goin on here, but that's ok.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Chfan » Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:40 pm UTC

I sincerely hope nobody posts after me. Agreed?
Just FYI, the guy isn't avatar isn't me. But he seems pretty cool.

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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Internetmeme » Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:04 am UTC

Best game I've thought of. EVAR.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Hale » Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:28 am UTC

It would be really ironic if, with that post, you lost it to Chfan.

Wait a minute.......
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Vohu Manah » Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:48 am UTC

It would be even more ironic if I won after a post mentioning the irony of winning. Or a flying donkey zebra could land in the Atacama Desert, as that would also be ironic to someone involved in a bet with absolutely terrible odds made after one too many rounds of spiked eggnog.But that's beside the point.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Lazar » Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:02 am UTC

IT'S A FREAKING IRONY EXPLOSION!

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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby boring bore » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:49 am UTC

Um, what? I don't see how that picture had anything to do with irony.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Jar'O'Jam » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:50 am UTC

Lets give somebody victory on purpose, that way he/she won't feel good about it. Especially after that image post failed.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby boring bore » Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:19 am UTC

Well, frankly, I would rather not be the one feeling bad. So here you go. Fortunately, I can now see the image, but I still don't know what it has to do with irony.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Internetmeme » Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:28 am UTC

I CANT SEE THE GORRAM IMAGE


Also: GG
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby boring bore » Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:34 am UTC

Get the URL of the image and paste it in your address bar. The picture will show, and you won't have to do that with this particular picture in the future.
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