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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby oagersnap » Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:26 pm UTC

Mwahahaha... My evil plan worked - I made you post again, thereby making my post the penultimate one! :twisted:

Oh, wait... :( Dammit! :x

(By the way, this thread should totally change its name to "Penultimate post wins!" That sounds a lot awesomer...)
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Mishrak » Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:47 pm UTC

The only way I have a chance to win, is if I currently put you in the lead. Argh.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Essah » Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:35 pm UTC

I will offer my assistance to make someone win if they will be my slave for the next week?
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Brooklynxman » Tue Mar 23, 2010 6:32 am UTC

You will be my slave for the next week cause I made you winning now? How kind of you.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Essah » Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:29 pm UTC

I think you will realise the table's turned now.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Mishrak » Tue Mar 23, 2010 6:47 pm UTC

Or has it?


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CRAP!
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby kaimason1 » Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:09 pm UTC

Mishrak, I've won. You win the game, but you are now my slave, which means I win the archrivalry.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Mishrak » Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:14 pm UTC

Ah you may be winning the game now, but I am no man's slave, let alone yours. The fight shall go on.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby kaimason1 » Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:19 pm UTC

I will never let you win!!!

Oh.

Oh wait.

Crap.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby oagersnap » Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:21 pm UTC

The poster after the next poster is an idiot.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby kaimason1 » Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:23 pm UTC

While the rules...
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby kaimason1 » Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:23 pm UTC

...say double posting is cheating...
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby kaimason1 » Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:24 pm UTC

...they say nothing about triple posting! I win!
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Mishrak » Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:33 pm UTC

This isn't FaiD.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Lazar » Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:35 pm UTC

Triple-posting is merely double-posting twice. Phail!
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby darkspork » Sun Apr 04, 2010 3:22 pm UTC

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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Mishrak » Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:35 pm UTC

I am not winning currently, but that doesn't mean much to this thread!
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Me321 » Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:41 pm UTC

pi
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Hale » Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:05 pm UTC

Mishrak shall not win!
I make no claims to sanity, spelling, grammar, or really any content worth reading in my post. I also edit them.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Raptortech97 » Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:11 pm UTC

Neither shall you!
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby zerker2000 » Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:14 pm UTC

gotta love Irony
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby kaimason1 » Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:24 pm UTC

I lose... for now.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Raptortech97 » Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:07 pm UTC

Yes you do.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Me321 » Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:43 am UTC

so when does this game end?
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby squareroot » Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:49 am UTC

Lazar wrote:Triple-posting is merely double-posting twice. Phail!

Are you saying 3=2*2? Cause that would be pretty cool. 3=2*2=4 -> 0=1 -> 0 minutes = 1 minute -> 0 minutes = 100000000 minutes -> 0 minutes = x minutes. Amount of time I shall remain winner of this thread = x minutes. Transitive property: Amount of time I shall remain winner of this thread = 0 minutes = 100000000 minutes ->

Amount of time I shall remain winner of this thread = 100000000 minutes.

BOOM!
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby zerker2000 » Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:35 am UTC

Right...
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Me321 » Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:36 am UTC

hey I am not winning anymore :(

I'm winning now :)

not any more :(
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Mishrak » Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:49 pm UTC

Me321 wrote:so when does this game end?


The game ends when the thread dies and moves back 200 pages and some random troll nub is scouring the pages because he's bored one day and necros it and it starts all over.

And now you are winning.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby kaimason1 » Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:07 pm UTC

Congrats on winning Mishrak! I will take your place soon!
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Me321 » Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:08 pm UTC

now i'm not winnning :(


:)
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Mishrak » Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:21 pm UTC

Now you are, and never Kaimason!
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby kaimason1 » Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:19 pm UTC

But - I make you win constantly!
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Last-to-post wins!

Postby Essah » Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:38 pm UTC

look Subjekt changed:

I win
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Mishrak » Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:38 pm UTC

I make you lose constantly, Kaimason. Teh winnar is me!
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby kaimason1 » Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:48 pm UTC

You are very ungrateful.

I am also vengeless.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Me321 » Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:06 pm UTC

But I want to win, :cry:
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby kaimason1 » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:20 am UTC

You shall lose, Kai!!!...

Oh, wait...
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby darkspork » Thu Apr 29, 2010 3:57 am UTC

Congratulations. You won.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Me321 » Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:06 am UTC

noooooooooooooooooo I want to win :(
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Mishrak » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:42 pm UTC

Whiney. You're winning now, happy?
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