Mao (Nomic 7.0)

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Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby neoliminal » Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:40 pm UTC

What you know:

* If you post you are playing.
* There are 25 laws. You do no know what the laws are.
* These are not the laws.

I am the Mao. If you become the Mao, you win.

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby brakos82 » Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:45 pm UTC

I fondle the castle guard?
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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby kaimason1 » Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:45 pm UTC

I play the holy hand grenade of antioch, sans pin.
SexyTalon wrote:If it walks like a person, talks like a person, and tastes like a person, it's probably a person. Or I Can't Believe It's Not People, which cannibals prefer to Soylent Green nearly 5 to 1 in a blind taste test.

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby neoliminal » Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:51 pm UTC

brakos82 has been given the title "Jester" and now has 10 Gold Coins.
kaimason1 has been given 10 Gold Coins.

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby brakos82 » Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:58 pm UTC

Well, this game's better than Vista.
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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby BurningLed » Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:02 pm UTC

This is nothing like the real game of Mao. We don't have cards.

Luckily, it has a similar nature. Bring it on, and have a nice day ^^

P.S: This is my counterpart, R2-D2.
Axman wrote:Some people blow their cash on watches that they show off to people who think said watches make a person cool. Some people spend a weekend buying everyone fake gifts in a game of make-believe.
I think the latter group is awesome.

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby neoliminal » Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:11 pm UTC

brakos82 is the Jester and has 10 Gold Coins.
kaimason1 has 10 Gold Coins.
BurningLed has been given 10 Gold Coins.


The Mao is pleased.

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby oagersnap » Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:16 pm UTC

So, what's up with this game?

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby neoliminal » Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:18 pm UTC

brakos82 is the Jester and has 10 Gold Coins.
kaimason1 has 10 Gold Coins.
BurningLed has 10 Gold Coins.
oagersnap has been given 10 Gold Coins.

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby BurningLed » Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:21 pm UTC

Okay, now really, that should be a card for stupid questions.

But I figured a while back we're playing entirely different games.
Axman wrote:Some people blow their cash on watches that they show off to people who think said watches make a person cool. Some people spend a weekend buying everyone fake gifts in a game of make-believe.
I think the latter group is awesome.

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby eggdudeguy » Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:26 pm UTC

Sir, do you think I could have eleven gold coins?
KrazyerKate wrote:While it's probably the strangest sounding advice I will ever give, we need to stay focused on Hardcore Pornography in order to be successful.


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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby neoliminal » Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:28 pm UTC

brakos82 is the Jester and has 10 Gold Coins.
kaimason1 has 10 Gold Coins.
BurningLed has 10 Gold Coins.
oagersnap has 10 Gold Coins.
eggdudeguy has been given 11 Gold Coins.

eggdudeguy is now the Blacksmith.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0073YYXRC
Read My Book. Cost less than coffee. Will probably keep you awake longer.
[hint, scary!]

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby BurningLed » Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:36 pm UTC

Aww....

Italics should get me somewhere... Or perhaps blue...
Axman wrote:Some people blow their cash on watches that they show off to people who think said watches make a person cool. Some people spend a weekend buying everyone fake gifts in a game of make-believe.
I think the latter group is awesome.

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby neoliminal » Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:39 pm UTC

The Mao is happy.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0073YYXRC
Read My Book. Cost less than coffee. Will probably keep you awake longer.
[hint, scary!]

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby brakos82 » Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:40 pm UTC

I'll see your italics and raise you slightly larger font!
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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby eggdudeguy » Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:41 pm UTC

I'm winning!
KrazyerKate wrote:While it's probably the strangest sounding advice I will ever give, we need to stay focused on Hardcore Pornography in order to be successful.


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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby neoliminal » Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:44 pm UTC

brakos82 has earned 1 Gold Coin
brakos82 is the Jester and has 11 Gold Coins.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0073YYXRC
Read My Book. Cost less than coffee. Will probably keep you awake longer.
[hint, scary!]

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby BurningLed » Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:48 pm UTC

I take 5 coins from eggdudeguy, if it's allowed.

Also, I see your Large font and raise you a Small font.

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
Axman wrote:Some people blow their cash on watches that they show off to people who think said watches make a person cool. Some people spend a weekend buying everyone fake gifts in a game of make-believe.
I think the latter group is awesome.

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby neoliminal » Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:10 am UTC

brakos82 is the Jester and has 11 Gold Coins.
kaimason1 has 10 Gold Coins.
BurningLed has 10 Gold Coins.
oagersnap has 10 Gold Coins.
eggdudeguy is now the Blacksmith and has 11 Gold Coins.


The Mao laughs at BurningLed. The Mao warns BurningLed not to annoy him by attempting to steal gold from other citizens.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0073YYXRC
Read My Book. Cost less than coffee. Will probably keep you awake longer.
[hint, scary!]

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby BurningLed » Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:13 am UTC

:(

I can has +50% smileys?
Axman wrote:Some people blow their cash on watches that they show off to people who think said watches make a person cool. Some people spend a weekend buying everyone fake gifts in a game of make-believe.
I think the latter group is awesome.

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby neoliminal » Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:18 am UTC

No.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0073YYXRC
Read My Book. Cost less than coffee. Will probably keep you awake longer.
[hint, scary!]

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby kaimason1 » Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:34 am UTC

I play a sysadmin and go to slay a dragon.
SexyTalon wrote:If it walks like a person, talks like a person, and tastes like a person, it's probably a person. Or I Can't Believe It's Not People, which cannibals prefer to Soylent Green nearly 5 to 1 in a blind taste test.

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby eggdudeguy » Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:46 am UTC

Ummm...

I wish to be ahead on the leaderboard.

To prove my devotion, here's a cute picture:

Image
KrazyerKate wrote:While it's probably the strangest sounding advice I will ever give, we need to stay focused on Hardcore Pornography in order to be successful.


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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby kaimason1 » Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:49 am UTC

I play 10 gold coins.
SexyTalon wrote:If it walks like a person, talks like a person, and tastes like a person, it's probably a person. Or I Can't Believe It's Not People, which cannibals prefer to Soylent Green nearly 5 to 1 in a blind taste test.

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby neoliminal » Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:52 am UTC

brakos82 is the Jester and has 11 Gold Coins.
kaimason1 has 10 Gold Coins.
BurningLed has 10 Gold Coins.
oagersnap has 10 Gold Coins.
eggdudeguy is now the Blacksmith and has 12 Gold Coins.

The Mao warns kaimason1 that imitating a sysadmin is almost like saying he is a sysadmin and that such a lie might get him throw into jail.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0073YYXRC
Read My Book. Cost less than coffee. Will probably keep you awake longer.
[hint, scary!]

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby neoliminal » Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:53 am UTC

kaimason1 wrote:I play 10 gold coins.


On what?
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0073YYXRC
Read My Book. Cost less than coffee. Will probably keep you awake longer.
[hint, scary!]

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby kaimason1 » Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:07 am UTC

On a title.
SexyTalon wrote:If it walks like a person, talks like a person, and tastes like a person, it's probably a person. Or I Can't Believe It's Not People, which cannibals prefer to Soylent Green nearly 5 to 1 in a blind taste test.

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby kevmus » Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:12 am UTC

I play the king of spades!

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby kaimason1 » Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:18 am UTC

I play the Zero of Squares.
SexyTalon wrote:If it walks like a person, talks like a person, and tastes like a person, it's probably a person. Or I Can't Believe It's Not People, which cannibals prefer to Soylent Green nearly 5 to 1 in a blind taste test.

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby brakos82 » Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:50 am UTC

I farted. :oops:
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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby NecklaceOfShadow » Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:11 am UTC

I recreate the water scene from Flashdance after dancing with a plastic flamingo.
Significantly less weird than I used to be. Still pretty weird.

οὗτός ἐστιν Ἀγαμέμνων, ἐμὸς
πόσις, νεκρὸς δὲ τῆσδε δεξιᾶς χερός
ἔργον δικαίας τέκτονος. τάδ’ ὧδ’ ἔχει.

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby kaimason1 » Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:17 am UTC

I play a third post before neo comes in.
SexyTalon wrote:If it walks like a person, talks like a person, and tastes like a person, it's probably a person. Or I Can't Believe It's Not People, which cannibals prefer to Soylent Green nearly 5 to 1 in a blind taste test.

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby neoliminal » Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:20 am UTC

brakos82 has disgusted the Mao and is now in Prison.


brakos82 is the Jester and is in Prison.
kaimason1 has 10 Gold Coins.
BurningLed has 10 Gold Coins.
oagersnap has 10 Gold Coins.
eggdudeguy is the Blacksmith and has 12 Gold Coins.
NecklaceOfShadow now has 10 Gold Coins.

kaimason1 wrote:On a title.


Be specific. Which title.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0073YYXRC
Read My Book. Cost less than coffee. Will probably keep you awake longer.
[hint, scary!]

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby kaimason1 » Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:46 am UTC

The title of 'aknight of ni', of course!
SexyTalon wrote:If it walks like a person, talks like a person, and tastes like a person, it's probably a person. Or I Can't Believe It's Not People, which cannibals prefer to Soylent Green nearly 5 to 1 in a blind taste test.

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby kevmus » Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:32 am UTC

I complain about being ignored:
kevmus wrote:I play the king of spades!


And I play the king of spades for the second time!

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby NecklaceOfShadow » Mon Mar 08, 2010 5:17 am UTC

I cover myself entirely with peanut butter and recite the first five numbers of pi.
Significantly less weird than I used to be. Still pretty weird.

οὗτός ἐστιν Ἀγαμέμνων, ἐμὸς
πόσις, νεκρὸς δὲ τῆσδε δεξιᾶς χερός
ἔργον δικαίας τέκτονος. τάδ’ ὧδ’ ἔχει.

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby brakos82 » Mon Mar 08, 2010 5:19 am UTC

Well at least I get three squares a day.... and free cable. *steals remote*
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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby BurningLed » Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:40 am UTC

Burningled really shouldn't be up this early...

Burningled plays 2 gold coins on brakos82.
Axman wrote:Some people blow their cash on watches that they show off to people who think said watches make a person cool. Some people spend a weekend buying everyone fake gifts in a game of make-believe.
I think the latter group is awesome.

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby coolguy5678 » Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:51 am UTC

Lots of random formatting,
  • in
  • case
  • it
Spoiler:
gives me

lots of
gold coins.

:D :o 8)

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Re: Mao (Nomic 7.0)

Postby KrazyerKate » Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:57 am UTC

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