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One million things that make life worth living.

Postby she-ra » Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:35 pm UTC

Okay it is pretty simple. It’s a list of one million things that make life worth living. The idea is that you add stuff that makes your life worth living and we will see how many things we can accumulate.

A bit of history if you’re interested:
A while ago when I was in high school I randomly started a list of one million things that make life worth living. I wrote most of them in one sitting and have added a few things over the years. I once started this thread on my universities forums and it got up to about 800 things before it got deleted in a big stupid forum purge. This is my original list:

One million things that make life worth living.

1. Nail polish
2. The smell of ham cooking at Christmas
3. Sunny days
4. Kittens
5. Reading a good book
6. Tea
7. Chocolate
8. Holidays
9. Flowers
10. Cupcakes
11. Funny comics
12. Watching your favourite TV program
13. Sleeping in
14. TV adds that never get old
15. Dancing to your favourite music
16. Getting dressed up to go out
17. Body lotion that smells really nice
18. Lying on the grass in the sun
19. A hot shower on a cold day
20. Going to bed when you are tired
21. Laughing
22. Wearing your favourite shirt
23. The satisfaction of making something
24. Watching cartoons
25. Pyjamas
26. Cookie dough
27. Sunsets
28. Walking barefoot in mud
29. Smooth round pebbles
30. Eating peanut butter straight out the jar
31. Teddy bears
32. Earning your own money
33. Getting a letter
34. The relaxed feeling you get when you’ve finished all your homework
35. Going for a walk
36. Wearing fancy underwear
37. Expensive perfume
38. A cool breeze on a hot day
39. The smell of the sea
40. Nonsense poems
41. Lying on your bed staring out the window when you’re supposed to be doing something else
42. Buying yourself something you want but don’t really need
43. Novelty socks
44. Whinny the Pooh
45. Candy floss
46. Cute men in pink shirts
47. Breakfast
48. Good movie previews
49. Fast forwarding through the adds
50. Being the only person who knows the answer to a teachers question
51. Writing in pink ink
52. Children’s books
53. Waking up in the middle of the night and realising you can go back to sleep for a few hours
54. Daisy chains
55. Getting a good mark on a test
56. Finishing a project
57. Making rainbows in your eyelashes
58. Cuddling
59. New stockings
60. Pretty dangly earrings
61. Macaroni and cheese
62. Funny and original graffiti
63. sex
64. The smell of clean laundry still warm from the sun
Without me the world would be doomed.

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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby BurningLed » Mon Apr 05, 2010 2:01 am UTC

How did sex only come in at 63? That would hav ebeen 2 or 3 at LEAST on mine.

65. Drinking a ton of water after cooling down from a jog
66. Warm clothes out of the dryer
67. Finding coupons in the newspaper for things you actually use
68. Eating a really, really good burrito
Axman wrote:Some people blow their cash on watches that they show off to people who think said watches make a person cool. Some people spend a weekend buying everyone fake gifts in a game of make-believe.
I think the latter group is awesome.

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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby Bobic » Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:29 am UTC

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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby tastelikecoke » Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:51 am UTC

70. long stretches of sand better known as beaches
71. Bananas
72. tamagotchi
73. clouds that cover the sky
74. lasagna

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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby Josephine » Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:17 am UTC

75: peeling the static cling stuff from new electronics
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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby KrazyerKate » Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:46 am UTC

76.Raindrops on Roses
79.Whiskers on Kittens
78.Bright Copper Kettles
77.Warm Woolen Mittens

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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby BurningLed » Mon Apr 05, 2010 2:42 pm UTC

80: Communicating with someone who doesn't speak English on a game entirely with emoticons and map pings.
81: Pulling all-nighters without realizing it and not feeling any worse for it.
Axman wrote:Some people blow their cash on watches that they show off to people who think said watches make a person cool. Some people spend a weekend buying everyone fake gifts in a game of make-believe.
I think the latter group is awesome.

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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby EmilyR » Mon Apr 05, 2010 2:47 pm UTC

82. Waking up between two people :)
83. Walking home through London at dawn after being out all night clubbing
84. Walking naked along a beach on a summer night

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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby Brooklynxman » Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:27 am UTC

85. That feeling when you complete a program, compile it, and it runs perfectly.
86. A good book.
87. That particular feeling of hatred for your friends after a particularly brutal multiplayer match (why else do we play)
We figure out what all this means, then do something large and violent

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Postby tastelikecoke » Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:50 am UTC

88. Lucky!

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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby Mishrak » Wed Apr 07, 2010 4:48 pm UTC

89. Chess
90. Losing to your Aunt/Grandma at Gin Rummy
91. Crazy crazy crazy Greek relatives
92. Sailing on the ocean
93. Waking up on Christmas to a goofy dog jumping on your bed
94. Chocolate Chunk cookies
95. Kung Fu Movies

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Postby Dave_Wise » Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:07 pm UTC

96. The wonderful salivating joy of a small dog as you return home
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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby Kaeyn » Thu Apr 08, 2010 2:33 am UTC

97. The calm company of a cat.
98. Stephen Fry.
99. Curling up in front of a blazing fire.
100. That weird sense of achievement that you get after you cure your hiccups.

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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby Gypped » Thu Apr 08, 2010 2:39 am UTC

101. xkcd forums

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Postby Krong » Thu Apr 08, 2010 2:55 am UTC

102. Brown paper packages tied up with strings
103. Getting references that others seemed to have missed :D
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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby Josephine » Thu Apr 08, 2010 3:35 am UTC

104: Using a list as a discussion medium
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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby BurningLed » Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:52 am UTC

105. A nice, chilly iced tea on a hot day.
106. A piping hot cup of fresh tea on an ice cold day.
Axman wrote:Some people blow their cash on watches that they show off to people who think said watches make a person cool. Some people spend a weekend buying everyone fake gifts in a game of make-believe.
I think the latter group is awesome.

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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby Buddha with a bra on » Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:34 am UTC

107. Bacon
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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby SlyReaper » Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:39 am UTC

108. More bacon
109. Even more bacon
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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby BurningLed » Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:08 pm UTC

110. Ham. Bacon's predecessor.
111. Using office computers for useless things.
Axman wrote:Some people blow their cash on watches that they show off to people who think said watches make a person cool. Some people spend a weekend buying everyone fake gifts in a game of make-believe.
I think the latter group is awesome.

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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby tastelikecoke » Tue Apr 13, 2010 3:45 pm UTC

112. Being free not to sleep up to 2:00 AM all nighters!
113. Sleeping early at 9 PM and have a good morning sunshine.
114. Forum. With lots of people to talk to.
115. Literature. making the wolrd more interesting and fun.

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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby Kurushimi » Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:35 pm UTC

116. Emma Watson

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Postby eaglef2 » Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:36 pm UTC

117. paying taxes till you die
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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby Kaeyn » Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:48 pm UTC

eaglef2 wrote:117. paying taxes till you die


118. Recognising when someone needs to be cheered up.

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119. Stanley Kubrick films.
120. Slippers.
121. Portable memory sticks.
122. Gone With The Wind.

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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby asiekierka » Wed Apr 14, 2010 11:40 am UTC

123. All the forum threads where idiots try to make a list of one million things that make life worth living.
124. The fact that whoever said this is actually adding up to the list, therefore also being an idiot, making sentence "123" not true.
125. The fact that thing #124 creates a paradox.
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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby tastelikecoke » Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:33 pm UTC

126. paradoxes.
127. the smell of pizza
129. visiting the park
130. I forgot 128
131. you are checking it now
132. you are smiling




*128. playing games playing games playing games

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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby asiekierka » Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:41 pm UTC

133. The Law of Attraction (google it. NOW)
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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby Mot » Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:16 am UTC

134. Knowing that Kent Hovind is in jail for fraud
Robo captain, do you not realize that by destroying the human race because of their destructive tendencies, we too have become like, well...it's ironic. (mmm) Cause we...
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Postby Mot » Sun Apr 18, 2010 9:34 pm UTC

135. Double posting
Robo captain, do you not realize that by destroying the human race because of their destructive tendencies, we too have become like, well...it's ironic. (mmm) Cause we...
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Postby SlyReaper » Mon Apr 19, 2010 12:05 pm UTC

136. My dog.
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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby snowolf » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:46 pm UTC

making a new friend
maybe if this is witty enough, someone will finally love me

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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby BurningLed » Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:27 pm UTC

138. Eat Poop U Cat
139. Spaghetti and meatballs.
140. Seeing someone receive their karma back by being covered in spaghetti and meatballs.
Axman wrote:Some people blow their cash on watches that they show off to people who think said watches make a person cool. Some people spend a weekend buying everyone fake gifts in a game of make-believe.
I think the latter group is awesome.

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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby Welsh Mullet » Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:52 pm UTC

141. That warm, tingly, fuzzy feeling

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Postby kaimason1 » Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:09 pm UTC

142. Recursively recursing recursive recursion.
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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby Kaeyn » Thu Apr 22, 2010 4:40 am UTC

143. The hilarious flexibility of the word "fuck".
144. Yoghurt.
145. James Stewart films.
146. Tissues.

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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby SummerGlauFan » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:51 am UTC

147. The fact that, no matter what I have to put up with during the workday, I get to come home to one of the few people who genuinely love me; my dog.
148. Tacos.
149. Pizza.
150. Pizza the next morning.
151. Having a room for free!
152. Having friends in so many countries that, regardless of the time of day, I can always chat or game with at least one person.
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Postby '; DROP DATABASE;-- » Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:38 am UTC

153. Bicycles.
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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby tastelikecoke » Fri Apr 23, 2010 7:44 am UTC

154: the internet is really really great.

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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby Mot » Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:21 pm UTC

155. The Cat Empire (google it, they're brilliant)
Robo captain, do you not realize that by destroying the human race because of their destructive tendencies, we too have become like, well...it's ironic. (mmm) Cause we...
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Re: One million things that make life worth living.

Postby animalcollective » Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:29 pm UTC

156. That moment right before it rains.
157. Large and intimidatingly grey clouds.
157. Trippy music.


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