Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: MY HEAD IS ON FIRE
Stranger: That's because I set you on fire.
You: OW
You: U BARSYUUD
You: IUSHFHF
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASfrtg
You: MY EYES
You: IT BURNS
You: YOU
Stranger: Run off that cliff.
You: WHY...
You: AGGH! TALL CLIIIFFFF!!
Stranger: RUN OFF THAT CLIFF FOR GONDOR!
You: OWW!!
You: PAAIIINN!!!
You: WHHYYY, MAANNN, WHYYY????
Stranger: Because, you're a horrible steward for Gondor.
You: MY HEAD IS ON FIRE
You: MY EYESSSSS
You: AAHHHGG
You: WHHYYY???
Stranger: You obsessed over your son's death and were ultimately plunging the kingdom into peril.
You: Wait, are you a furry?
Stranger: I am Aragorn, heir to Isildur.
You: OHH
You: that makes sense
You: GO KILL GIMLI
You: GIMLI IS AN ASS
You: MY HEAD IS ON FIRE
Stranger: No, I'm gonna go have sex with my hot elf wife.
Stranger: While you rot.
Stranger: You old bastard.
You: Okay...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: MY HEAD IS ON FIRE
Stranger: That's because I set you on fire.
You: OW
You: U BARSYUUD
You: IUSHFHF
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASfrtg
You: MY EYES
You: IT BURNS
You: YOU
Stranger: Run off that cliff.
You: WHY...
You: AGGH! TALL CLIIIFFFF!!
Stranger: RUN OFF THAT CLIFF FOR GONDOR!
You: OWW!!
You: PAAIIINN!!!
You: WHHYYY, MAANNN, WHYYY????
Stranger: Because, you're a horrible steward for Gondor.
You: MY HEAD IS ON FIRE
You: MY EYESSSSS
You: AAHHHGG
You: WHHYYY???
Stranger: You obsessed over your son's death and were ultimately plunging the kingdom into peril.
You: Wait, are you a furry?
Stranger: I am Aragorn, heir to Isildur.
You: OHH
You: that makes sense
You: GO KILL GIMLI
You: GIMLI IS AN ASS
You: MY HEAD IS ON FIRE
Stranger: No, I'm gonna go have sex with my hot elf wife.
Stranger: While you rot.
Stranger: You old bastard.
You: Okay...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I think it backfired...







