Omegle doom

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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Nautilus » Mon Jun 14, 2010 2:26 am UTC

Um.
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: MY HEAD IS ON FIRE
Stranger: That's because I set you on fire.
You: OW
You: U BARSYUUD
You: IUSHFHF
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASfrtg
You: MY EYES
You: IT BURNS
You: YOU
Stranger: Run off that cliff.
You: WHY...
You: AGGH! TALL CLIIIFFFF!!
Stranger: RUN OFF THAT CLIFF FOR GONDOR!
You: OWW!!
You: PAAIIINN!!!
You: WHHYYY, MAANNN, WHYYY????
Stranger: Because, you're a horrible steward for Gondor.
You: MY HEAD IS ON FIRE
You: MY EYESSSSS
You: AAHHHGG
You: WHHYYY???
Stranger: You obsessed over your son's death and were ultimately plunging the kingdom into peril.
You: Wait, are you a furry?
Stranger: I am Aragorn, heir to Isildur.
You: OHH
You: that makes sense
You: GO KILL GIMLI
You: GIMLI IS AN ASS
You: MY HEAD IS ON FIRE
Stranger: No, I'm gonna go have sex with my hot elf wife.
Stranger: While you rot.
Stranger: You old bastard.
You: Okay...
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby LucasBrown » Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:15 am UTC

More burning heads:
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: MY HEAD IS BURNING
Stranger: Hey
You: HELP ME
Stranger: OH NO!!! *GETS BUCKET Of water and slpashes it on ur hea*
Stranger: *head
You: Thanks.
Stranger: All better
Stranger: ur welcom
You: Have a nice day!
Stranger: who's life did I just save?
You: Mine.
Stranger: thx
Stranger: duuuh
Stranger: wats ur name?
Stranger: hahaha
You: That's confidential information.
You: Only the IRS and CIA can know it.
Stranger: ok then :)
You: Good bye!
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Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: MY HEAD IS BURNING
You: HELP ME
Stranger: why?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: lol
Stranger: are you boy or a girl?
You: I am a troll.
You: I have no gender.
You: I am from the internet's annoyance machine.
Stranger: no thanks.,
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Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: MY HEAD IS BURNING
You: HELP ME
Stranger: a fire extinguisher?
Stranger: um. . .
You: Hey, that worked!
You: Thanks!
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: well
Stranger: i try
Stranger: WWSMD?
You: Um... what does that mean?
Stranger: What Would Sailor Moon Do?
You: And who is Sailor Moon?
Stranger: :O
Stranger: you don't know who Sailor Moon is?
You: I don't get much pop culture exposure.
Stranger: well. . .
Stranger: my oh my
Stranger: she's only the greatest super hero ever
You: I see...
You: And what would she do in this situation?
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6_RZhh44NY
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Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: MY HEAD IS BURNING
You: HELP ME
Stranger: Why???
You: I DON'T KNOW
You: HELP ME
Stranger: Call 911!
Stranger: Turn off the justin bieber music!
You: I don't listen to him.
Stranger: good
You: I never hope to hear him.
You: Ever.
You: Perhaps that should be
You: "I hope to never hear him."
Stranger: yes lol
You: or "I hope never to hear him" if you care about split infinitives.
Stranger: I don't speak such fancy english haha
You: I can tell...
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby eaglef2 » Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:05 am UTC

you know life sucks when even robots can't spell words correctly
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey how are you?
You: hi
You: I'm fine
You: what is the meaning of life?
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You: bitch, you be a robot
Stranger: Here is a pic of me http://i49.tinypic.com/jqni2o.jpg do you think i'm hot?
Stranger: Crap, my [u]roomate[u] is being weird... if u want, go add me as a friend and send me a message here ( http://matchsingles.org/amanda414/ ) I got a few nudes up there and my cell :)
You: no, you're an ugly tramp
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I hate these people:
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: your IQ is too low for the internet, get off
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: http://mysweetrevenge.info/index.php?c= ... 72e4e3d523
Stranger: go here
Stranger: now
You: why?
Stranger: the gov. demands' obama said so
You: are you a robot?
Stranger: sure why not
Stranger: http://mysweetrevenge.info/index.php?c= ... 72e4e3d523
You: why does it say "viral?"
Stranger: http://mysweetrevenge.info/index.php?c= ... 72e4e3d523
You: again:
your IQ is too low for the internet, get off
Stranger: cause its a hot picture
You: ok, just use a javascript code to generate clicks for your stupid webpage
Stranger: http://mysweetrevenge.info/index.php?c= ... 72e4e3d523
You: or visits or whatever the hell you want dumbass
Stranger: go there
You: why?
Stranger: its freaking awsome
You: that's completely subjective
You: I have no grounds to believe that
Stranger: do it or else
You: or else what?
Stranger: i guess while see
Stranger: http://mysweetrevenge.info/index.php?c= ... 72e4e3d523
You: "while?"
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Really now, this idiot thinks that people don't realize that he's on his computer. is it my fault for telling him to get off of the internet?
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: What are you doing?
Stranger: im on my computer
You: no shit
You: your IQ is too low for the internet, get off
Stranger: fuck you, you son of a bitch!
You: I'm not a dog you idiot
You: no one in my family is
You: learn to be more human
Stranger: no shit
Stranger: fuck you
You: is that all you can muster up from that tiny brain of yours?
Stranger: how tall are you?
You: six feet three inches
Stranger: 6'3"? I didnt know they stacked shit that high
You: really now, I only saw that comment from the moment you started typing in this conversation.
You: you're taking a very long time to type, is your brain not connecting to your fingers now?
Stranger: are sure? i got it from R. Lee Emery's charater in "Full Metal Jacket", you dumbass
You: Well then, you're incredibly unoriginal and incredibly dumb.
Stranger: fuck you im going
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby tastelikecoke » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:52 am UTC

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Ohai
You: Happy Birthday!
Stranger: Gee Willikers HOW'D YOU KNOW
You: here's your cake!
Stranger: Yay!
You: How old are you now?
Stranger: 18!
Stranger: :D
You: YAY!
Stranger: WOOH!
You: You're an adult now!
Stranger: WHERE'S MY DAMN CAKE, BRO!?!
You: I gave it to you! ANd it's not a lie!
Stranger: NOOO
Stranger: IT IS A LIE
You: Anyway, Let's celebrate it with a song!
Stranger: THE CAKE IS A LIE :'(
Stranger: Okay!
You: THis is a triumph
Stranger: THIS IS A TRIUMPH
Stranger: Idk this song.
You: okay!
You: let's go with the old song.
You: Happy Birthday Stranger,
You: Happy Birthday Stranger!
Stranger: WOO
You: oh come sing with me!
Stranger: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
Stranger: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
You: Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Stranger: Fuck yes!
You: HAPPY BIRTHDAY STRANGER!! YOU'RE 18 now!
Stranger: :D
You: :D
Stranger: What's your name?
You: Blow the candles!
Stranger: -makes a wish-
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1/365 chance that it is really his birthday. Kinda scary.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Max2009 » Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:07 am UTC

I have (once again) come up with a new strategy.
This one happened 4 times, but I'll spare you and only paste it once.
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, computer?
Stranger: hi
You: Execute command Talk.
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Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, computer?
Stranger: Sorry ??
You: Execute command Talk.
Stranger: Http//:www.nowaydude.com !!
You: Unnacceptable paramaters.
You: Execute command Talk.
Stranger: No
Stranger: I'm no computer boffin
You: Execute command PrintVersion.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Quantum Sunshine » Wed Jun 16, 2010 6:47 am UTC

fission Mailed!

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hello!
You: Aren't you happy!
Stranger: not quite
You: What, you been trolled lately?!
Stranger: not quite. would you like to be the one to do so?
You: Not really, you can.
Stranger: im not much of a troll
You: I don't live under a bridge, so therefore neither am I.
Stranger: thats good.
Stranger: i live in a box
You: That sounds like fun!
Stranger: that strangely has wifi and a laptop
You: That sounds like even more fun!
Stranger: its off
Stranger: odd*
You: I live out of the box.
Stranger: out my box?
You: No. Your neighbors box.
Stranger: oh, lol you should stop by
You: When's a good time?
Stranger: right now
You: Now's not good for me.
You: Mayber tommorow, same time?
Stranger: im making some tea are you sure?
You: I'm not in a very teay mood at the moment.
Stranger: damn
You: HALP!
You: I dropped a match onto the box!
Stranger: oh no!!!!
Stranger: blow it out!!
You: I can't, it's to big.
You: I think it's spreading to your box!
Stranger: oh god!! its coming into my box!!!
You: Get out!
You: Hurry!
Stranger: ahh its covering the door!!!
You: Oh no, it's come back for me.
Stranger: im chewing my way out the back!!
You: HALP! I'm but a poor peasant on a quest to defeat Trogdor, I don't want to be completely on fire!
Stranger: Gee Willikers!!! I LOVE YOU!!
You: I know, rite?
Stranger: i love trogdor
You: Mission Failed: My attempt at trolling you has been ineffective, please help.
Stranger: lol help with what??
You: Trolling you.
You: Silly.
Stranger: umm. i hate lady gaga
You: I love you.
You: I HATE her too!
Stranger: haha
You: *awkward silence*
Stranger: lol, shes a man
You: No wai!
Stranger: she has a penis
You: Is that why she isn't in the kitchen?
Stranger: <3
You: LESS THAN THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: ♥thunder
Stranger: ♥ invader zim ♥
You: WRONG!
You: I hate you.
Stranger: because of zim? or cause i know alt 3
You: ♥http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor
You: Bye♥
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby squareroot » Wed Jun 16, 2010 2:02 pm UTC

Ride, ride, ride now to research, and a red firewall! (of china)

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: My moste coureous salutations I wish thee!
You: courteous*
Stranger: daddy...its time...its time to come inside
You: Wherefor art thou hear? Whereof are speaking?
Stranger: dad...its me...jimbo...your son
Stranger: come...come inside
You: I have no son! If thou art, and it hath slipped my mind, I do renounce you!
You: I would moste certainly never name a child of mine Jimbo!
Stranger: dad have a seat...ill get you some water
You: A refreshment would be of the utmost preciousness currently, indeed.
You: For I have traveled long and hard, from the rollings hills of the Facebook kingdom.
Stranger: dad ill get you a heat pad
You: I have ventured through the sticky ping times of the servers of the other continents! I have waged warn against the ever filling tide of the Inbox!
You: Avast! The messages are coming!
Stranger: skin
You: Kind sir, I must regrettably inform you that your father - if it is indeed I - must take leave posthaste.
You: Perhaps, knave, you will provide assistance in the inbox?
Stranger: DAD PUT THE GUN DOWN
Stranger: DAD. GIVE. ME. THE. GUN
You: What on this heavenly earth is a gun?
You: Or..
You: have I not heard of it? Yes, a man from Morocco claimed that would build some terrifying device.
Stranger: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET A SWORD
You: Some time, in the far far future.
You: A sword!
You: Every young man who wishes to battle the inbox must have a sword!
You: Surely you are not my son, elsewise this would come as Nature the Second unto thee!
Stranger: uncle?
You: That could be with the greatest possibility.
You: My mother was such a very promiscuous woman, and so many of my beloved brothers and sisters ended their celibacy at such a young age..
You: Indeed, I would gladly accept you as my nephew.
Stranger: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Stranger: I LOVE YOU UNCLE RODGER
You: Shall we venture out into the bit stream?
Stranger: YEAH YEAH YEAH
You: Indeed, young squire (as you henceforth shall be) what are thy appellations?
Stranger: appellations?
Stranger: dad never tought me that word
You: Yes, squire, appellations!
You: Hastn't thou a book of the king's language? A dictionary, so to speak?
Stranger: um yeah
You: Come, come, follow me..
Stranger: ight
You: Just over that hill lies the land of Google.
You: There you can find the answers.
Stranger: its so...VAST
You: Ride! Ride! Ride to research, rape and a red firewall [of china]!
Stranger: I'LL DO IT
You: Go forth!
Stranger: um my wine grows in the land of FACEBOOK
You: (If I may digress, the last sentence which I spoke was a mere copy of what my grandfather Theoden once said.. but never mind that.)
You: Squire, you grow wine?
Stranger: indeed i do
You: But first, travel to Google. Go on thy quest and find the meaning of Appellations!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler:
Stranger: hi
You: exec talk
Stranger: what's exec talk?
Stranger: executive talk?
You: execute talk
You: hmm...
You: execute talk.exe
Stranger: are you an anal retentive IT administrator who likes to fiddle around with Linux?
You: good! it worked.
You: execute think.exe
Stranger: ./intro
You: hey! bad computer! I didn't tell you to talk!
Stranger: sudo apt-get intro
You: sudo make me a sandwich
Stranger: password:
You: ********
Stranger: Refused to pty
You: Hmm...
You: &bull;&bull;&bull;&bull;&bull;&bull;&bull;&bull;&bull;
You: ••••••••
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: exec chat
Stranger: hi
You: Welcome to Omegle Premium!
You: Please enter password:
Stranger: what would be the best weapons to use if i wanted to go on a killing spree
You: pwd: •••••••••
Stranger: im from england
You: Password incorrect.
Stranger: i want to go kill shit
Stranger: would have to be something i can get my hands on easy
You: Password must contain (1) non violent content or (2) Valid punctuation.
Stranger: i know molotovs would be easy to make
You: Try to access Premium again?
Stranger: and fire in general, could burn down peoples houses
You: Negative feelings == False.
You: Shutting down.
You: Hi
You: Asl?
Stranger: want to help me kill shit
You: haha sure
Stranger: the only firearms we have in england are air rifles,
Stranger: so thats a no go
You: but let's discuss on the premium, okay? It's more secure.
You: You log on first.
Stranger: melee weapons are quite hard to get hold of though
You: <disconnected>
You: Welcome to Omegle Premium!
Stranger: i suppose i could go with a crowbar
You: pwd:
Stranger: its reliable
You: Valid password.
Stranger: but i want to kill like 20 people
Stranger: in one night
You: proofOfRiemannHypothesis:
Stranger: certain people aswell
Stranger: so would be hard getting into peoples houses
You: invalid proof.
You: Please refill marked fields:
You: proofOfRiemannHypothesis*:
Stranger: do you think i should go to america, buy a gun, and try smuggle it back here
You: invalid proof.
You: Continue log-in attempts?
Stranger: hmm crossbows are actually legal
Stranger: one shot though, not ideal
You: Shutting down.
You: hey
You: dude, it says you didn't log in.
You: Why not man?
Stranger: i am horny u
Stranger: m 54
You: f 73
Stranger: do u like dragons
You: yeah I guess
You: hey, can I ask you a favor?
You: make me a sandwich
You: hello?
You: make me a sandwich
You: SUDO MAKE ME A FRICKING SANDWICH
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby LucasBrown » Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:50 pm UTC

The Great Dane
Spoiler:
You: I am Hamlet, the Great Dane!
Stranger: asl
You: I guess that means that I am hundreds of years old, male, and six feet underground in Denmark...
Stranger: doesnt that mean ur dead
You: Hmm...
You: I guess it does... so what am I doing at a computer?
Stranger: ur a zombie?
You: Hey, yeah! I could start a zombie apocalypse!
You: I'll crawl into my screen and travel through the wires to you.
You: You will be my first victim.
Stranger: you scare me out of my wits
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby tastelikecoke » Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:03 am UTC

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiii
You: hi too!
Stranger: yea
You: yea I know
You: so
Stranger: so?
You: what>
Stranger: who are u?
You: what are you doing here?
Stranger: im so bored
Stranger: u?
You: I mean
You: I dont know
You: what do you want to do?
Stranger: talk
Stranger: can u do that?
You: good
You: I can talk
Stranger: alright
You: although I doubt
Stranger: ok i get i get
You: what do you get?
Stranger: first question for u isssss:
Stranger: where do u live?
You: I don't care
You: so what again
Stranger: ok
You: yeah?
Stranger: second question
Stranger: how old are u?
You: okay
You: uhmm, old, really old that I wont tell
Stranger: alright
Stranger: can i tell u my problems?
You: I have problems on seeing this.
Stranger: seeing what?
You: this things that we type
Stranger: yea it happened to me as well
You: I guess then
Stranger: ok
Stranger: have u ever felt really lonely?
You: sometimes
You: although Im usually not
Stranger: like, you feel lonely, but you have your friends and everything
Stranger: and you dont know why you feel like that
Stranger: why is that happening?
You: no, friends are fine
Stranger: i know
Stranger: but you still feel lonely
You: they aren't bugging me or anything
Stranger: can u focus on my question pls?
You: it's heartwarming to be with friends
Stranger: yes, but sometimes you need a boyfriend
Stranger: or girlfriend
You: not really
You: they quite overrated
Stranger: why do u think so?
You: it's the reason people suffer
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: and it shouldnt be?
You: they are too fed up with them
You: it depends to the person, and in my case I dont really think so.
Stranger: i'd like to have a same opinion as u
Stranger: but unfortuantely i dont
Stranger: :'(
You: well It's my opinion
You: but I guess you well know why you are feeling that way.
Stranger: hmm i dont
Stranger: i mean i do know, but dont know how to handle it
You: It's straight, you want to risk.
You: you can handle it, but you just don't think that way.
Stranger: how do i handle it
You: it's up to you.
You: I don't know how I would either, but I know that you do.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby squareroot » Thu Jun 17, 2010 5:36 pm UTC

Tina base 36
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: name?
Stranger: tina
Stranger: urs?
You: alex.
You: age?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: nice to meet you alex
You: That's a weird name :-P
You: Who names their kid 19?
You: You're a freak, you know.
Stranger: wouldn't you like to know
You: What was your mother's maiden name?
Stranger: prince
You: Yes, I would like to kno!
You: That's a cool name.
You: What about your father?
Stranger: holden
You: What was his middle name??
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: idk
Stranger: i think it's
Stranger: frank
Stranger: or sumthin
You: oh.
You: gross.
Stranger: right?
You: Yeah.
You: And 19 is even worse.
Stranger: good thing it's my age
Stranger: and my name is tina
You: Woah!
You: So in a year you're gonna change your name to 20?
Stranger: only if you do it too
You: 20 Tina...
You: funny, usally Tina is a first name.
You: Why didn't you take Holden?
Stranger: how old are you, alex
You: Or was you husband named Tina?
You: That'd be awkward. -.-
Stranger: like you maybe
You: Nonono!
You: My name is 13.
Stranger: ahhhh
You: I'm Alex years old.
Stranger: well this is a fun game
You: (Base 36, of course.
Stranger: but of course
You: Let me see... what's Tina base 36?
Stranger: too old for you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Hey guys, I had an idea - since Omegle has such an easy interface, it should be very simple to create a bot to work with it. In fact, I've already seen several >.>

Well what if we wired it up in a bot so that any chat from Omegle gets sent to CleverBot, and whatever CleverBot responds gets sent back to Omegle? It would probably teach CleverBot a lot, what with all the traffic, but then again - CleverBot would probably start trying to cyber with its users. It would be scary indeed to have a robot asking you "are you a wet girl" and whatnot. Thoughts?
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Quantum Sunshine » Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:30 am UTC

This one was very entertaining to do.
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Tech support here. How may I help you?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yes, can you look up how many convos ive had this month please?
You: Um sure... That'll be just a moment.
Stranger: okay.
You: You've aprox. 9000.
Stranger: what 90-00?
You: I'm not sure.
Stranger: that cant be right!
You: There must be some sort of error!
You: I'll try to fix it. Just a moment.
Stranger: okay]
You: Ah, I'm sorry for the inconvinience but you have had 42 convos this month.
Stranger: thank yyou.
Stranger: much better num,ber
You: Will that be all?
Stranger: yes sir
You: Then goodday/afternoon/night madam/sir.
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And now for some HAL 9000:
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: secret for a secret
You: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Stranger: mayday mayday
You: It can only be attributable to human error.
Stranger: same
You: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
You: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Stranger: i totally just pooped a little :\
You: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Stranger: watch the milk curdle in here and me be puking my brains out before exams tomorrow
You: Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
Stranger: SURPRISE
Stranger: i just anal raped you!
You: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
You: Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?
Stranger: damn i dropped my lip gloss
You: That's a very nice rendering, Dave. I think you've improved a great deal. Can you hold it a bit closer? That's Dr. Hunter, isn't it?
You: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
Connection imploded.
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Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Are European people rude?
Stranger: Or Racist?
You: It can only be attributable to human error.
Stranger: What are you a robot?
Stranger: ASL?
You: Let me put it this way, Mr. Amor. The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.
Stranger: OHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU!
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby squareroot » Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:58 am UTC

m3m3 0v3rl0ad....

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hai
You: what about you?
Stranger: Hello (:
Stranger: what about me./
You: is dat teh c00lest evar?!?!?
You: You're really lucky.
Stranger: why em i?
You: Snape killed Obi Wan in your base, not mine.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ohkay
You: But I gots dah 9000 in my base! I liek froming babby in mah bases!
Stranger: i see
Stranger: thats cool
You: YOU'RE WINNER, Don'- BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Stranger: im a girl you dumb ass
You: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 4 PROFIT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: U liek forming babby?
You: Cuz I iz in your base.
You: And frankly...
Stranger: AAAHHH
You: Ur base is over 9000!
Stranger: you /b/tard.
You: I don't go on /b/.
You: Really, I don't.
Stranger: then shut the fuck up with over 9000
You: Okay, I'll st- BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzz
Stranger: i hate you
You: excellent!
You: Then I have succeeded.
Stranger: JUST KIDDING
Stranger: i love you
You: TrollBot v. 3.141.592 shutting down...
You have disconnected.


And this. Proof that computers beat humans.
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Spam bots...
Stranger: heyy
You: ATTACK
Stranger: la;sdjnfaocoaws
Stranger: [Dfcawl snkk v;awf
Stranger: csadncvlk;wnak;cbfraw
Stranger: edfkjacbeksbfvaw
You: 4046
You: 4046
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Stranger: ecfbxckawfebawe
You: 4046
You: 4046
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Stranger: sdxfbckiwbfaw
You: 4062
Stranger: esjfdoawbeifnv'acwfibrlaeibfgc
You: 4062
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Stranger: waerf
Stranger: asd
You: 4062
Stranger: faawref
Stranger: asd
Stranger: f
Stranger: aws
Stranger: df
Stranger: qwre
You: 4078
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Stranger: tv
Stranger: wrasd
You: 4078
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Stranger: f
Stranger: ea
Stranger: vg
You: 4078
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Stranger: erat
Stranger: ge
Stranger: bag
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Stranger: edsfs
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Stranger: vawecfra
Stranger: esdafve
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Stranger: ra
Stranger: btvf
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Stranger: acwdscvswae
Stranger: vrf
Stranger: aw
Stranger: es
Stranger: df
You: 4078
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Stranger: ave
Stranger: f
Stranger: acwsf
Stranger: awes
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Stranger: fd
Stranger: awdc
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Stranger: edf
Stranger: awszd
You: 4078
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Stranger: fa
Stranger: szdfv
Stranger: ae
Stranger: sfawe
Stranger: fc
You: 4078
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Stranger: evwas
Stranger: dfvazcsdfae
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Stranger: v
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Stranger: awe
Stranger: rhgfrgdegfrwe
Stranger: gwegtf
Stranger: wegtf
Stranger: wegtf
Stranger: wegfwsfgt
Stranger: dr
Stranger: rf
Stranger: es
Stranger: f
You: 4208
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Stranger: se
Stranger: f
Stranger: es
You: 4208
Stranger: fr
You: 4208
Stranger: aer
Stranger: craw
Stranger: d
You: 4219
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Stranger: wa
Stranger: seaf
You: 4219
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Stranger: aws
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Stranger: etfvacw
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Stranger: es
Stranger: faws
Stranger: zdf
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Stranger: awe
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Stranger: esr
Stranger: ]vaw
Stranger: ve
Stranger: a
Stranger: rzsfd
Stranger: s
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Stranger: zefd
Stranger: caw
Stranger: eszs
Stranger: efdf
Stranger: va
Stranger: cwdxc
You: 4286
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Stranger: awezsdf
Stranger: v t
Stranger: eawsdfcda
Stranger: wedfgf acdfc
Stranger: xaw
Stranger: sezfd
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Stranger: gv se
Stranger: f
Stranger: cxaw
Stranger: sefd
Stranger: cfv
Stranger: avesf
Stranger: dvc
Stranger: awzdscx
Stranger: v azsf
Stranger: azs
Stranger: df
Stranger: zs
You: 4355
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Stranger: f
Stranger: awzs
Stranger: fdg
Stranger: sbe
Stranger: ytv
Stranger: ecds
Stranger: fv
Stranger: esrdv
Stranger: cesrz
Stranger: f
Stranger: awzs
Stranger: f
Stranger: awzf
You: 4393
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Stranger: waszr
Stranger: dt
Stranger: baes
Stranger: atg
Stranger: sev
Stranger: f
Stranger: cwrs
Stranger: fvcse
Stranger: trg
Stranger: esvdxfv
Stranger: e
You: 4393
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Stranger: df
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Stranger: fg
You: 4404
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Stranger: gf
Stranger: gfv
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Stranger: ffg
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Stranger: f
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Stranger: fffgff
Stranger: ff
You: 4451
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Stranger: fg
Stranger: bgrvcs
Stranger: esr
Stranger: tvg
You: 4475
You: 4487
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Stranger: esg
Stranger: cse
Stranger: rdf
Stranger: cesr
Stranger: gvsd
Stranger: g
Stranger: vsd
Stranger: gs
Stranger: dxzfg
Stranger: vsdg
Stranger: s
Stranger: xdrftgf
Stranger: tsverv
Stranger: g
Stranger: sed
Stranger: g
Stranger: c
Stranger: s
Stranger: dfg
Stranger: sdx
Stranger: gx
Stranger: g
Stranger: xdf
Stranger: s
Stranger: df
You: 4543
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You: 4645
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I could have made it go faster, if I'd wanted. The entire chat was about 10 seconds long.

Btw, here's the script for you guys... I fixed it, it was actually broken in the above chat...
Code: Select all
   javascript:
   var chatbox = document.childNodes[1].childNodes[1].childNodes[23];
   var input = chatbox.childNodes[1].firstChild.firstChild.firstChild.childNodes[1].firstChild.firstChild;
   var button = chatbox.childNodes[1].firstChild.firstChild.firstChild.childNodes[2].firstChild.firstChild;
   function post(s){input.innerHTML="clear1"; input.innerHTML="clear2"; input.innerHTML=s; button.click();}
   
   var s=0; var command = "post(s); var t=setTimeout(command,50); s++;";
   var t = setTimeout(command,100);
   var c=setTimeout("clearTimeout(t);",10000); void(0);


Another fun version:
Code: Select all
javascript:
   var chatbox = document.childNodes[1].childNodes[1].childNodes[23];
   var input = chatbox.childNodes[1].firstChild.firstChild.firstChild.childNodes[1].firstChild.firstChild;
   var button = chatbox.childNodes[1].firstChild.firstChild.firstChild.childNodes[2].firstChild.firstChild;
   function post(s){input.innerHTML="clear1"; input.innerHTML="clear2"; input.innerHTML=s; button.click();}
   
   var s="fuck"; var command = "post(s); var t=setTimeout(command,50); s+='fuck';";
   var t = setTimeout(command,100);
   var c=setTimeout("clearTimerout(t);",10000); void(0);


Basically just modify the variable "s" to whatever you want, if you want to change it and can't understand the script. It'll get posted about 182 times, over the period of 10 seconds. To execute, just past the code into your address bar while you're in a chat.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Nautilus » Fri Jun 18, 2010 6:15 pm UTC

That works really well.
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hy/
You: 9000
You: 9001
You: 9002
You: 9003
You: 9004
You: 9005
You: 9006
You: 9007
You: 9008
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Stranger: giving ur mom no..
You: 9143
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You: OVER 9,000!
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby The Scyphozoa » Fri Jun 18, 2010 6:29 pm UTC

You don't always have to get the other guy to disconnect for it to be fun.

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You have 15 seconds to impress me with your intelligence. Go!
Stranger: Meow.
You: Yes, go on.
Stranger: Can I have 40?
You: 40 of what?
Stranger: Seconds.
Stranger: If you were to shrink yourself toooo about..
You: Yes. I'm counting.
Stranger: 6,7 x 10^-9 centimeters
Stranger: you would become a black hole
Stranger: and suck the entire planet into yourself
You: I see.
Stranger: Not good enough, is it.
You: No, no, that was interesting.
Stranger: Okay.
You: Better than the average Omegle perso--OHMYGOD RAPTORS! WHAT DO I DO??
Stranger: hi asl ??
You: Your conversational partner has died.
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby TheNinjaBehindYou » Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:33 pm UTC

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Are you a bot
Stranger: no
You: are you sure
Stranger: ya
You: Are you lying?
You: Cause I think you are
Stranger: yes i am a robot please to make your accantance
You: DIE SKYNET!
You have disconnected.

Spoiler:
You: asdl?
Stranger: wats d?
You: diameter
Stranger: i kno asl but wats the d?
You: what else?
Stranger: wth?
Stranger: what kind of question is tht
Stranger: whats diameter?
Stranger: diameter of wat?
You: Distance around
You: you
You: If you have a tape measure out I'm going to laugh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby squareroot » Sat Jun 19, 2010 3:41 am UTC

TheNinjaBehindYou wrote:
Spoiler:
You: asdl?
Stranger: wats d?
You: diameter
Stranger: i kno asl but wats the d?
You: what else?
Stranger: wth?
Stranger: what kind of question is tht
Stranger: whats diameter?
Stranger: diameter of wat?
You: Distance around
You: you
You: If you have a tape measure out I'm going to laugh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What?

Shouldn't that be \frac{distance around}{\int_0^\infty \! x^2 \, dx}?
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby MiroslavR » Sat Jun 19, 2010 1:50 pm UTC

The winner thus far:
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You have 15 seconds to impress me with your intelligence.
Stranger: Hello world.
This is a test message of a template plugin for Emogler! <emogler.codingteam.net>
Stranger: [Auto message] ♪ Currently listening to: Skyforger - Kurbads (Kurbads)
Stranger: Main timer works.
You: cool
You: can you insert your own intelligence into the code to create an AI script?
Stranger: Possibly.
You: like basically creating a bot that interacts in a semi intelligent fashion
Stranger: A bot that would respond with messages?
You: yeah
Stranger: Okay.
You: except it doesn't give the same message for the same response or anything
You: like Cleverbot for Omegle
Stranger: Heh.
Stranger: That would learn from people?
You: basically
You: like basically have child bots reporting to a parent bot
Stranger: [Auto message] ♪ Currently listening to: Slavigrom - Závoj minulosti (Perperuna)
Stranger: Maybe I will create such bot when I finish the project with such plugins.
You: whatever, I'm going to go
You: good luck
Stranger: Thanks.
You have disconnected.

Yay, that's me!
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby squareroot » Sat Jun 19, 2010 4:44 pm UTC

A new trollbot:
Code: Select all
javascript:
   var chatbox = document.childNodes[1].childNodes[1].childNodes[document.childNodes[1].childNodes[1].childNodes.length - 1];
   var input = chatbox.childNodes[1].firstChild.firstChild.firstChild.childNodes[1].firstChild.firstChild;
   var button = chatbox.childNodes[1].firstChild.firstChild.firstChild.childNodes[2].firstChild.firstChild;
      
   var s, sPart, command, t, c;
   if(!w){var w=["foo","bar","qaz"];}
   
    var mode=+prompt("Version? (0 = Laugh, 1 = Count, 2 = Collatz Spam, 3 = AutoCurse).",0), wait=prompt("Time between posts (in ms).", 30), length=prompt("Length of time to post for (in seconds).",10); if(mode==2){var collStart=prompt('Number to start the Collatz Sequence with?',27);}
   if(!buttonCount){var buttonCount = 1;} else {buttonCount++;}
   var spamButton = document.createElement("div");
   spamButton.innerHTML="<input type='button' onclick='spam("+mode+","+buttonCount+","+length+")' value='START SPAMMING' />";
   w[buttonCount] = wait;
   spamButton.style.position = "absolute"; spamButton.style.top = ((buttonCount-1)*20)+"px"; spamButton.style.left = "0px"; spamButton.style.opacity = "0.5";
   document.childNodes[1].childNodes[1].insertBefore(spamButton,document.childNodes[1].childNodes[1].firstChild);
   
   var asdf = setInterval('chatbox = document.childNodes[1].childNodes[1].childNodes[document.childNodes[1].childNodes[1].childNodes.length - 1];input = chatbox.childNodes[1].firstChild.firstChild.firstChild.childNodes[1].firstChild.firstChild;button = chatbox.childNodes[1].firstChild.firstChild.firstChild.childNodes[2].firstChild.firstChild;',1000);
   function post(s){
      input.innerHTML="clear1";
      input.innerHTML="clear2";
      input.innerHTML=s;
      button.click();
   }
   
   function spam(o,id,l){
      switch(o){
         case 0:
            s="ha"; sPart="ha"; command = "post(s); var t=setTimeout(command,"+w[id]+"); sPart+='ha'; s+=' noob '+sPart;";
         break;
         case 1:
            s=0; command = "post(s); t=setTimeout(command,"+w[id]+"); s++;";
         break;
         case 2:
            s=27; command = "post(s); t=setTimeout(command,"+w[id]+"); if(s%2==0){s=s/2;}else{s=3*s+1;};";
         break;
         case 3:
            command = "post(cuss()); t=setTimeout(command,"+w[id]+");";
         break;
         default:
            alert('Invalid troll action!');
            command="";
      }
      clearInterval(t);
      t = setTimeout(command,100);
      clearInterval(c);
      c=setTimeout("clearInterval(t);",l*1000);void(0);
   }
   
   function cuss(){
      var sentence = prefix()+" ";
      sentence += verb(false)+" ";
      sentence += possAdj()+" ";
      sentence += descAdj()+" ";
      sentence += noun();
      if (randBool()){
         return sentence+".";
      }
      sentence += " while "+verb(true)+" ";
      sentence += noun();
      if (randBool()){
         return sentence+".";
      }
      sentence += " with "+possAdj()+" ";
      sentence += descAdj()+" ";
      sentence += noun()+".";
      return sentence;
   }
   
   function prefix(){
      var prefix = ["I want you to go ahead and","I want to see you","You should","We should","You go ahead and","I am ready to"];
      return randElm(prefix);
   }
   
   function noun(){
      var noun = ["dick","choad","pussy","vag","clit","boob","breast","tit","tittie","cock","ass","mouth","cum"];
      return randElm(noun);
   }
   
   function verb(participle){
      var verb = ["eat","fuck","suck","lick","bite","shove "+possAdj()+" "+noun()+" into","ride","cum into","rub","rub "+possAdj()+" "+noun()+" all over"];
      var phrase = randElm(verb);
      if(!participle){
         return phrase;
      }
      var words = phrase.split(" ");
      if(words[0].charAt(words[0].length) == "e"){
         words[0] = words[0].substr(0,words[0].length);
      }
      words[0]+="ing";
      phrase = words.toString().replace(',',' ');
      return phrase;
   }
   
   function possAdj(){
      var pAdj = ["a","your","your mom's","your dad's","my","my mom's","my dad's"];
      return randElm(pAdj);
   }
   
   function descAdj(){
      var dAdj = ["tight","hard","wet","sweet","nice","firm","dripping"];
      return randElm(dAdj);
   }
   
   function randElm(arr){
      return arr[Math.floor(Math.random()*arr.length)];
   }
   
   function randBool(){
      return Math.floor(Math.random()*2);
   }
   
   void(0);


This one is better in that, once executed, you don't have to keep on pasting in order to spam. It gives you a button you can press which will run the spam you chose, with the chosen speed and time length. Also, you can create multiple spam buttons for different actions.

Finally, this version - in addition to having a new "Collatz" option added - can spam really awkward messages. Use it to alienate everyone!
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby LucasBrown » Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:31 am UTC

How exactly do I get it to work? I've tried pasting it everywhere; nothing seems to be doing the trick.
If it's pertinent, I'm on IE8.
makes a complete sentence when preceded by itself in quotes
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One τ = 2π = one turn
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby squareroot » Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:42 am UTC

Did you paste it into the address bar, while in the same tab as the chat? That's the only way to get it execute.

And by the way, IE8 is so weird - I wouldn't be surprised if it didn't work there. If it doesn't work in IE still, try Firefox, Safari, or Chrome. Remember:

-Go to Omegle.com
-Click "text"
-Paste the text, starting with the "java" and ending with the "(0);", into the address bar.
-Select your options. (For the first one, it *must* be 0, 1, 2, or 3. Nothing else.)
-A button will appear in the top left corner.
-Click the button to spam the person.

Actually, now that I think about it, maybe you have to wait until you get the "You are now chatting with a random person. Say hi!" message before executing the script in address bar. But once you've run it once in the address bar, it should continue to work from one chat to the next.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby tastelikecoke » Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:01 pm UTC

your code is, weird...
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby squareroot » Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:44 pm UTC

tastelikecoke wrote:your code is, weird...
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Stranger: im f u
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I specifically said it spams. And that's the only one that grows qudratically in size anyway.... At least I'm glad that it works! :-)

Do you have suggestions for other options I could add? That is, other spam generation? #3 is currently the most sophisticated, and that was still pretty simple to make.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby paramecium » Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:01 pm UTC

Oh, apparantly umount only works when prefixed with sudo.

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: so....whats your point of view?
You: ~$ umount /omegle/conversational\ partner/
Stranger: sorry i dont speak RETARDED
You: ~$ sudo umount /omegle/conversational\ partner/
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby LucasBrown » Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:53 pm UTC

More linux:
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what's up?`
You: ~$ sudo apt-get install omeglechat
You: sudo password for Lucas: ********
You: Downloading...
You: Complete.
Stranger: are you high?
You: Running dpkg...
You: complete.
You: Start chat: text or video?
You: [text]
Stranger: is this your ice breaker?
You:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi there!
Stranger: right
Stranger: ~$ sudo unmount /omegle/conversational/partner
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m
You: ~$ sudo apt-get install omeglechat
You: sudo password for Lucas:
You: ********
You: Password OK. Downloading package...
You: Complete. Running dpkg...
You: Complete.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m
You: Starting chat...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi there!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m
You: ~$ sudo mount /omegle/conversational-partner
You: sudo password for Lucas:
You: ********
Stranger: ....
You: That should do the trick.
Stranger: ass..
You: Hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: FYI, I'm trying to get an intelligent conversation here. A few letters per line doesn't cut it.
You: You're hopeless.
You: ~$ sudo unmount /omegle/conversational-partner
Stranger: Well then. What topic would you like to discuss on this fine afternoon?
You: sudo password for Lucas:
You: ***
You: Password fail.
Stranger: Why would you believe that I would be a hopeless conversational partner?
You: You're showing some hope.
You: You didn't do anything for at least a minute after I typed the FYI line.
Stranger: I apologize. I am multitasking at the moment.
Stranger: I have a second tab open.
You: Well, it's been fun trolling you. Have a nice day!
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby paramecium » Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:01 pm UTC

LucasBrown wrote:More linux:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what's up?`
You: ~$ sudo apt-get install omeglechat
You: sudo password for Lucas: ********
You: Downloading...
You: Complete.
Stranger: are you high?
You: Running dpkg...
You: complete.
You: Start chat: text or video?
You: [text]
Stranger: is this your ice breaker?
You:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi there!
Stranger: right
Stranger: ~$ sudo unmount /omegle/conversational/partner
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I think it kind of backfired.


I so want to believe this, but everyone knows you unmount with umount. Such an amateur mistake on his part.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby LucasBrown » Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:10 pm UTC

And still more linux:
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ~$ sudo apt-get install omeglechat
You: sudo password for lucas:
You: ********
You: Password OK. Downloading package omeglechat...
You: Download complete. Running dpkg...
You: dpkg finished, omeglechat successfully set up.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi there!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what's with all that?
You: Linux.
Stranger: yay
You: By your reaction, I'm assuming you like linux. What distro do you use?
Stranger: windows
You: Grrr...
You: Third time that's happened today.
You: I think someone's running linux, and it turns out they're using windows or a mac.
Stranger: it's a conspiracy to anyhilate linux
Stranger: jk
You: You mean "annihilate"
Stranger: yup
Stranger: it's the blond genes
Stranger: that happens sometimes
Stranger: in tests more often
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: ~$ sudo apt-get install omeglechat
Stranger: WHAT??
You: sudo password for lucas:
You: ********
Stranger: ..
Stranger: fuck off
You: Password OK. Downloading package omeglechat...
You: Download complete. Running dpkg...
You: dpkg complete. Package omeglechat successfully set up.
You: Start chat?
You: [yes]
You: Text or video?
You: [text]
You: Starting text chat...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello there! Do you like linux?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ~$ sudo apt-get install omeglechat
You: sudo password for lucas:
You: ********
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby eaglef2 » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:23 am UTC

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ask me any question you want
Stranger: Why are you such a hoe?
You: I'm not a gardening tool
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Badion » Wed Jun 23, 2010 5:59 pm UTC

My first troll!!! how exhilirating


Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: INDOnesia?!
Stranger: hi
You: Lets have a rap battle
Stranger: ha
?
You: seriously, your question is confusing and not even amusing
Stranger: yeaaa
Stranger: :D
You: oh man, come on, that didnt help, i need more than Yeaa to rag on whelp
Stranger: :/
You: a smiley face, is that all you got, ive seen people smile from just smoking pot
Stranger: :))
You: this is week, your trolling, but i wont disconnect, you need to quit this chat before i break your neck
You: check out *DELETED* its funny as hell and will impress your mom
Stranger: ~.~
You: your dad wont be happy, but who's dad is. He had that wife and you as his kid
Stranger: so?
You: ok, its time, im gonna rick roll you, and then youwill leave and that will show you
You: we're no strnagers to love
You: you know the rules and so do i
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Phrozt » Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:56 pm UTC

I love how rappers always talk about how masterful they are with words, yet can't spell the simplest of them.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Kromix » Wed Jun 23, 2010 8:04 pm UTC

Phrozt wrote:I love how rappers always talk about how masterful they are with words, yet can't spell the simplest of them.



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Re: Omegle doom

Postby eaglef2 » Thu Jun 24, 2010 8:43 am UTC

expirement #2:
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What do you wish you could be?
Stranger: i am a horny male
You have disconnected.
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What do you wish you could be?
Stranger: a penguin.
You: ok
You have disconnected.
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What do you wish you could be?
Stranger: a penguine
You: you're the second person in a row to say that...
Stranger: dont think i spelled it right
You: no
Stranger: wow really
You: but what just happened...
Stranger: its just came to me
You: I'm going to go now
You have disconnected.
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What do you wish you could be?
Stranger: gigolo
You: why?
Stranger: lot of fun
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Max2009 » Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:09 pm UTC

Assuming that everybody on Omegle is a troll...
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: I AM THE ANTITROLL!!
Stranger: pls
You: FEAR ME!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I AM THE ANTITROLL!!
You: FEAR ME!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Quantum Sunshine » Thu Jun 24, 2010 8:21 pm UTC

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Otter or Duck?
Stranger: cow
You: Why?
Stranger: because I need vitiman c
You: I see, but wouldn't you get vitiman d from that?
Stranger: how so? cow starts with c not d
You: True, true.
You: But back to the question, Otter or Duck?
Stranger: duck
You: Why?
Stranger: becasue I tan fry it easier.
You: Have you ever tried to fry Otter?
Stranger: to I prefer to boil otter.
You: I prefer mine raw.
Stranger: thats how I eat peopl
Stranger: *peple
You: Are you an anti-troll to my troll?
You: Or the other way around?
Stranger: I honestly do not know
Stranger: Maybe both
You: Interesting.
Stranger: yes it is
You: I'm going to implode or aspolode now, it changes sometimes.
Connection imploded.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Phrozt » Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:36 pm UTC

Can't believe this dood stayed on so long...

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: how's your vagina?
You: Mine's great :)
You: Do you like cheese?
Stranger: i've no vagina
You: Oh, I do
Stranger: no i don't like cheese
You: Awww.. I like cheese...
Stranger: we seem much different from each other
You: I guess so :(
You: that's not bad though
You: we can still learn from each other
You: My cheesy vagina tastes great :)
You: My girlfriend likes it too
You: Oh I'm sorry.. I'm a lesbian
You: is that a problem?
Stranger: whar r u lesbian?
You: yes
Stranger: oh
Stranger: not really
You: I don't like penises
Stranger: a problem
Stranger: ok
Stranger: why dont you like penises
You: I'd rather eat some lumpy, curdled, smelly, runny cheese from a delicious vagina
You: *OMFFF*
You: I just puked a bit :(
Stranger: why?
You: but it's ok because it just warmed the cheese up
You: It smells really bad
You: I just want it in my mouth
Stranger: what smells bad?
You: ... my cheesy vagina
You: godddamit
You: that's another reason I don't like guys
You: they don't fucking pay attention
You: unless they're fucking
Stranger: so that makes you a lesbo
You: and even then they just want to get off
You: I don't want to get off all the time (even tho I do a lot)
You: I just want lumpy cheese filling up my throat
You: sometimes I eat poop from a cup too
You: only if it's not mine
Stranger: poop?
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: you r disgusting
You: haha no.. not 2girls 1 cup
You: I usually like poop from a couple people
You: blended w/vag cheese
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby eviloatmeal » Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:35 pm UTC

I just go on there to play tic-tac-toe on a numpad grid. It's more fun if you don't tell your stranger that, of course.

Spoiler:
You: 3
Stranger: 9
You: 1
Stranger: 5
You: 2 I win!
You: Your turn
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Roandask » Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:45 am UTC

Please ignore. I found out the codes don't work on Firefox.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Max2009 » Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:53 pm UTC

Sometimes the wannabe trolls set you up with the perfect lines.
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sometimes i miss you
You: Me too.
You: But then I try again, this time with a telescopic sight.
You: Hard to miss that way.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby kaimason1 » Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:06 pm UTC

eviloatmeal wrote:I just go on there to play tic-tac-toe on a numpad grid. It's more fun if you don't tell your stranger that, of course.

Spoiler:
You: 3
Stranger: 9
You: 1
Stranger: 5
You: 2 I win!
You: Your turn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 5
Stranger: 5?
You: yep. now it's your turn.
Stranger: 2
You: 6
Stranger: 18
You: that's not a space, idiot.
Stranger: what are u talking about
You: pick a valid square.
Stranger: Gee Willikers i suck at maths
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby kaimason1 » Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:30 pm UTC

Oh, and an even stupider one:
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


There was a 5 minute pause between the 3 and them disconnecting.
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Re: Omegle doom

Postby Levi » Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:59 am UTC

ALL CAPS AND MEMES HOORAY

Spoiler:
You: WHAT IS THIS?!
Stranger: your birthday
Stranger: oh god...you don't remember?
You: MY BIRTHDAY IS...
You: WAIT A MINUTE IT IS TODAY
You: WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN
You: I DON'T EVEN
Stranger: see, this is why we can't have nice things
You: WHAT
You: BUT
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOOWN!
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