Insult the poster below you :(

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby mathgeek17 » Sun Nov 13, 2011 3:05 am UTC

You sound just like my parents.

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Randomizer » Sun Nov 13, 2011 4:26 am UTC

It's your own fault you were watching someone watch paint dry.

NP believes that the best way to dry one's clothes is by setting them on fire.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Kromix » Mon Nov 14, 2011 5:16 pm UTC

it is...

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby mathgeek17 » Tue Nov 15, 2011 8:40 pm UTC

It's a hell of a lot more fun.

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Kromix » Tue Nov 15, 2011 9:10 pm UTC

Well. i'm voting NoBama for sure ;)
BTW, how many obama supporters takes to change a lightbulb? None, they all rather remain hidden in the dark :mrgreen:



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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby cemper93 » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:26 pm UTC

When Michelle Bachman became president of the USA, bukseks would get you a 20 years jail sentence. Also, Obama is the best president you guys on the wrong side of the great pond had for - say - since JFK actually, and that one was shot by a nooblet.

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby jpsheeha » Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:53 am UTC

What if I am Christopher Columbus?

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Randomizer » Sun Nov 27, 2011 3:48 pm UTC

Sadly, I was never so quick-witted, so it took me until now to realize this.

Next poster, who despite having a non-majority sexual preference themself, is so unimaginative and deliberately agitating that their only means of interacting with people is insulting them via calling their sexuality into question. Poorly.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Kromix » Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:22 pm UTC

you got me :D

NP like to buttseks himself with his own junk doing a reverse tuck-in maneuver... :shock:
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Kromix » Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:35 pm UTC

Hey! that's not nice... :lol:

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby existential_squirrrel » Tue Dec 27, 2011 4:29 am UTC

I am not a guy... thank you very much.

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Randomizer » Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:39 am UTC

Gender is such an outdated concept anyway.

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Proginoskes » Tue Dec 27, 2011 9:30 am UTC

I don't know how that's an insult, but ... (Woops, was on page 1 when I saw that. Maybe the previous post should have been "Can't read the forums correctly.")

The poster below has breath that can kill all the birds within a radius of 1000 miles.

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Doodletigress » Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:57 pm UTC

What can I say, I like chicken. :D


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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby tomtom2357 » Mon Jan 02, 2012 10:29 am UTC

*blows on you and kills you* :D

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby farnsworth » Mon Jan 02, 2012 8:44 pm UTC

HEY! I do not have bad breath!

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Randomizer » Tue Jan 03, 2012 3:47 am UTC

Not true at all. I had to get the mail and take out the trash.

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby tomtom2357 » Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:24 am UTC

How is that an insult?
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Randomizer » Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:59 pm UTC

It's a burden that crushes me a little bit more each day.

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Kromix » Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:28 pm UTC

aww :(

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Badion » Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:10 pm UTC

Thats how I do windows

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Kromix » Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:36 pm UTC

Mommy badion, where have you been!

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Metazoan » Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:32 am UTC

Not a trick that just anyone can pull off.


I note with interest, in some recent research, that out of the 27,372,586 keyboards so far studied, the next poster's keyboard was found to contain, no only the most, but the greatest variety of personal grooming detritus.

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Randomizer » Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:24 pm UTC

Most of that is food, actually. I do shake my keyboard out now and then, so it shouldn't be too bad. And the hairs you see? That's not from grooming, they just fell out and landed there.

NP is so thoroughly misguided and naive as to still believe in fairy tales, thinking that Obama is actually real.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby JesseScottOwen » Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:34 pm UTC

Wait. I SERIOUSLY think Obama is real. Crap.

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby madjo » Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:34 pm UTC

Sure, what's not to like about a movie about dwarfs protecting special babies from queens?

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby JesseScottOwen » Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:56 pm UTC

Where else would I fling it? YOUR reflection?

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NP hasn't installed this Chrome extension (https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/oheflacdocadefgdpiimpapbkomhgbbe) yet.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Kromix » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:25 pm UTC

nope, and using FFOX

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby darknut » Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:56 am UTC

what, i like the smell. they smell like strawberries

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Kromix » Tue Mar 20, 2012 3:51 pm UTC

:( you where with my goat you sick-o


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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Badion » Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:02 pm UTC

Hanging from the limb of the tallest tree in the world..... :mrgreen: sigh

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Kromix » Wed Mar 21, 2012 1:31 pm UTC

drill baby drill... yo momma too... ;)

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Badion » Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:58 pm UTC

You are a filthy Liar! I should wash your mouth out with soap for such naughty words....

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Metazoan » Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:23 am UTC

SOB.

Love hurts.

(N.B. I said 'heard of')


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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Kyreles » Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:54 pm UTC

Well NP's mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries.
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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby BombSite_A » Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:35 am UTC

That would explain the strange whiskers. It all makes sense now!

NP's eye color reminds me of the color of the water... in my toilet.

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Damarco » Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:20 am UTC

Lucky for me you use a Porta-Potty and the water is clean, perfectly matching my deep blue eyes.... oh wait, they are green.

NP doesn't wash his hands after using public restrooms.

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Randomizer » Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:07 am UTC

Considering the parking lot doesn't have running water, I don't really think that's so much my fault.

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby cjquines » Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:58 am UTC

I'm not of legal age to vote.

NP is so dumb to post. NP will only post because he/she's so dumb. If NP doesn't post, he/she's smart.

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Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Postby Badion » Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:27 pm UTC

I am smart enough to act dumb.


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