xkcd

by **dnL** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:38 pm UTC

I know I have peephobia... ah?

The poster below doesn't exist. HA.

by **Vekter** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:51 pm UTC

OH HELL.

NP has herpes.

by **Nexus_1101** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:53 pm UTC

*oh crap! gos to the doctor*

\/ likes to strangle kittens

by **Chrismclegless** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:02 pm UTC

DIE!

V needs to be reminded that murder is against the law on a regular basis.

by **i like pi** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:04 pm UTC

I just ignore anyone who tells me.

NP is next.

by **Quadropus** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:45 pm UTC

bring it on baitch!

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V is currently wearing their mothers dirty underwear. And is aroused by it....

by **Nexus_1101** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:53 pm UTC

What arn't you?

\/ has a bannana hammock

by **apeman5291** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:36 pm UTC

If you've got it, flaunt it.

V loses his temper easily.

by **OfficiallyHaphazard** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:44 pm UTC

WHAT THE &@#$%* ARE YOU INSULTING ME FOR?!

V Is hairy on only half of their body.

by **McCaber** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:29 am UTC

True. From the waist down I'm like a Sasquatch.

v is only hairy on Wednesdays, and then only covering v's arms.

by **Ansain** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:06 pm UTC

dont insult me for my weird birth defect.

v is lying about his/her gender

by **Chrismclegless** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:04 pm UTC

Nah, I reproduce by fission.

V Is a teenage dirtbag, baby.

by **MotorToad** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:07 pm UTC

I was. Now just "dirtbag," thankyouverymuch.

\/ Wastes time on fora but says "mediums" when referring to different outlets of information.
~500,000 GET.

by **i like pi** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:39 pm UTC

Quite possibly.

V Is so dumb, that V will not post

by **i like pi** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:39 pm UTC

double post, irony.

by **ekzrated** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:19 pm UTC

Dumb is relative.

NP is a creationist.

by **McCaber** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:23 pm UTC

Is that an insult?

Anyway, v's a d-bag. A real big one.

by **ekzrated** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:32 pm UTC

Awww... That's what my girlfriend uses as a cutesy name!

NP's father smells of elderberries. (smacks lips)

by **i like pi** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:36 pm UTC

No insult taken.

NP, failing life since 1999!

by **ekzrated** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:42 pm UTC

But according to all sci-fi novels pre-late 1990's, teh world ended on 01-01-00...

NP wants to make out with Dick Cheney. With tongue.

*wow... I must have killed this thread....*

by **apeman5291** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:28 am UTC

Old men turn me on... (not really)

@ ekzrated: 5 days, that's impressive.

V Can't keep a thread alive for more than a day.

by **ekzrated** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:48 pm UTC

... Which is why my avatar is a monster.

NP likes to eat other people's boogers. Obsessively.

by **Nexus_1101** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:58 pm UTC

yum yum, i like the orange ones.

\/ want to marry a stormtrooper. and have little storm trooper babies

by **ekzrated** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:19 pm UTC

Only 'cause of the female stormtrooper bare mid-waist versions I've seen. That's just hot!

NP flirts with sheep. Not jokingly.

by **Matthias** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:20 pm UTC

So long as they're clones of Darth Talon instead of Jango Fett.

\/ Has had a marriage proposal rejected. By Uwe Boll.

by **ekzrated** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:37 pm UTC

What, haven't you ever lost a bet before?

NP Actually wants to marry Ralph Macchio based on looks alone.

by **Chrismclegless** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:37 pm UTC

Well yeah, who wouldn't?

NP has to resort to the bumper book of insults to insult someone.

by **Nexus_1101** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:55 pm UTC

the book says...

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"your mother"

NP, cant spell even if they copy it they still manage to get it wrong.

by **ekzrated** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:49 pm UTC

Wath are you talkeing abot?

NP Thinks I'm hot.

by **Chrismclegless** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:51 pm UTC

How is that an insult? You're SMOKIN' hot!

NP has an arse the size of a planet.

by **ekzrated** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:55 pm UTC

Where I come from, that's a good thing.

NP is mystified by scotch tape.

by **Nexus_1101** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:57 pm UTC

its scotch but you cant drink it!

NP, has a bogger up their nose.

by **ekzrated** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:06 pm UTC

Not anymore! Thank goodness for fingers!

NP thinks blind patriotism is better than having a good understanding about an issue.

by **Chrismclegless** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:13 pm UTC

The English, the English, the English are best,
I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest.

NP doesn't even know who I just quoted.

by **ekzrated** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:23 pm UTC

Why would I? I'm Mexican! Arriba Mexico!

Er... sorry.

NP is jealous of me.

by **Ansain** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:57 pm UTC

I only wish that I had as much time as you to sit at the computer and browse forums.

NP wears underwear that with a picture of George bush on the butt cheeks, and the text on the front "Bush is my hero."

by **ekzrated** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:15 pm UTC

Well, I do have a flatulence problem... also, when speaking of "female bush", how can I disagree? Ok, that was in poor taste.

NP wants to recreate the "Clinton/Lewinski cigar incident" with the current U.S. President.

by **apeman5291** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:01 am UTC

If it will get him impeached...

V has only one pair of underwear which is worn for months between washings.

by **Ansain** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:59 pm UTC

its less expensive that way.

What?

NP picks fights with littles girls, and loses.

by **ekzrated** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:29 pm UTC

What, would you want to be known as the guy who beats up little girls? This way the get a sense of empowerment!

NP Constantly smells index finger... just in case.

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