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Re: Three Word Story

Postby tastelikecoke » Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:17 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout.
"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Dissapointment I felt

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Re: Three Word Story

Postby cjmcjmcjmcjm » Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:45 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Dissapointment I felt when its acidic
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby Vapour » Thu Jul 15, 2010 9:55 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Dissapointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my

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Re: Three Word Story

Postby Sean Quixote » Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:29 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Dissapointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements!

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Re: Three Word Story

Postby cjmcjmcjmcjm » Wed Oct 19, 2011 5:36 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Dissapointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby Sean Quixote » Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:07 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Dissapointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards

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Re: Three Word Story

Postby KontourIV » Fri Oct 21, 2011 2:04 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Dissapointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer

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Re: Three Word Story

Postby cjmcjmcjmcjm » Fri Oct 21, 2011 2:20 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Dissapointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer
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DemonDeluxe wrote:Paying to have laws written that allow you to do what you want, is a lot cheaper than paying off the judge every time you want to get away with something shady.

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Re: Three Word Story

Postby Sean Quixote » Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:27 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Dissapointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom

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Re: Three Word Story

Postby cjmcjmcjmcjm » Fri Oct 28, 2011 6:03 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Dissapointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote
frezik wrote:Anti-photons move at the speed of dark

DemonDeluxe wrote:Paying to have laws written that allow you to do what you want, is a lot cheaper than paying off the judge every time you want to get away with something shady.

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Re: Three Word Story

Postby Sean Quixote » Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:34 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Dissapointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed

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Re: Three Word Story

Postby cjquines » Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:17 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Dissapointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my

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Re: Three Word Story

Postby Sean Quixote » Mon Nov 14, 2011 4:00 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Dissapointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my face in the

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Re: Three Word Story

Postby xkcd follower » Tue Nov 15, 2011 8:32 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Dissapointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my face in the wall while Pink
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That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.

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Re: Three Word Story

Postby cjmcjmcjmcjm » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:12 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Dissapointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my face in the wall while Pink played quietly. Feeling
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby snoods » Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:52 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Dissapointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my face in the wall while Pink played quietly. Feeling paranoid as marvin

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Re: Three Word Story

Postby xkcd follower » Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:36 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Dissapointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my face in the wall while Pink played quietly. Feeling paranoid as marvin ate your cat,
"Religion is the Opiate of the Masses"- Karl Marx

That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.

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Re: Three Word Story

Postby cjmcjmcjmcjm » Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:54 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Disappointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my face in the wall while Pink played quietly. Feeling paranoid as Marvin ate your cat, you stabbed him
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby poxic » Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:57 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Disappointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my face in the wall while Pink played quietly. Feeling paranoid as Marvin ate your cat, you stabbed him with your penis.
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby xkcd follower » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:45 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Disappointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my face in the wall while Pink played quietly. Feeling paranoid as Marvin ate your cat, you stabbed him with your penis.Then you realized
"Religion is the Opiate of the Masses"- Karl Marx

That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.

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Re: Three Word Story

Postby cjmcjmcjmcjm » Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:02 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Disappointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my face in the wall while Pink played quietly. Feeling paranoid as Marvin ate your cat, you stabbed him with your penis.Then you realized you were horny
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby xkcd follower » Thu Dec 01, 2011 11:36 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Disappointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my face in the wall while Pink played quietly. Feeling paranoid as Marvin ate your cat, you stabbed him with your penis.Then you realized you were horny without any hope
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby BlackHatSupport » Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:16 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Disappointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my face in the wall while Pink played quietly. Feeling paranoid as Marvin ate your cat, you stabbed him with your penis.Then you realized you were horny without any hope of winning some
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby cjmcjmcjmcjm » Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:39 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Disappointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my face in the wall while Pink played quietly. Feeling paranoid as Marvin ate your cat, you stabbed him with your penis.Then you realized you were horny without any hope of winning some delicious poon-tang. Jacking
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby xkcd follower » Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:06 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Disappointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my face in the wall while Pink played quietly. Feeling paranoid as Marvin ate your cat, you stabbed him with your penis.Then you realized you were horny without any hope of winning some delicious poon-tang. Jacking with a chainsaw
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby cjmcjmcjmcjm » Sun Dec 04, 2011 8:22 am UTC

xkcd follower wrote:"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Disappointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my face in the wall while Pink played quietly. Feeling paranoid as Marvin ate your cat, you stabbed him with your penis.Then you realized you were horny without any hope of winning some delicious poon-tang. Jacking with a chainsaw was painfully necessary
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby xkcd follower » Sun Dec 04, 2011 1:53 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Disappointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my face in the wall while Pink played quietly. Feeling paranoid as Marvin ate your cat, you stabbed him with your penis.Then you realized you were horny without any hope of winning some delicious poon-tang. Jacking with a chainsaw was painfully necessary, but Superman had
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That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.

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Re: Three Word Story

Postby Sean Quixote » Sun Dec 04, 2011 4:22 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Disappointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my face in the wall while Pink played quietly. Feeling paranoid as Marvin ate your cat, you stabbed him with your penis.Then you realized you were horny without any hope of winning some delicious poon-tang. Jacking with a chainsaw was painfully necessary, but Superman had no qualms with

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Re: Three Word Story

Postby BlackHatSupport » Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:22 pm UTC

Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Disappointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my face in the wall while Pink played quietly. Feeling paranoid as Marvin ate your cat, you stabbed him with your penis.Then you realized you were horny without any hope of winning some delicious poon-tang. Jacking with a chainsaw was painfully necessary, but Superman had no qualms with the green donkey,
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby xkcd follower » Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:55 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Disappointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my face in the wall while Pink played quietly. Feeling paranoid as Marvin ate your cat, you stabbed him with your penis.Then you realized you were horny without any hope of winning some delicious poon-tang. Jacking with a chainsaw was painfully necessary, but Superman had no qualms with the green donkey,which you won
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That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.

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Re: Three Word Story

Postby BlackHatSupport » Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:01 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Disappointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my face in the wall while Pink played quietly. Feeling paranoid as Marvin ate your cat, you stabbed him with your penis.Then you realized you were horny without any hope of winning some delicious poon-tang. Jacking with a chainsaw was painfully necessary, but Superman had no qualms with the green donkey, which you won in a game
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby xkcd follower » Wed Dec 07, 2011 4:20 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Disappointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my face in the wall while Pink played quietly. Feeling paranoid as Marvin ate your cat, you stabbed him with your penis.Then you realized you were horny without any hope of winning some delicious poon-tang. Jacking with a chainsaw was painfully necessary, but Superman had no qualms with the green donkey, which you won in a game of Flying Spaghetti
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby BlackHatSupport » Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:27 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Disappointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my face in the wall while Pink played quietly. Feeling paranoid as Marvin ate your cat, you stabbed him with your penis.Then you realized you were horny without any hope of winning some delicious poon-tang. Jacking with a chainsaw was painfully necessary, but Superman had no qualms with the green donkey, which you won in a game of Flying Spaghetti Pong, and you
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby xkcd follower » Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:11 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Disappointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my face in the wall while Pink played quietly. Feeling paranoid as Marvin ate your cat, you stabbed him with your penis.Then you realized you were horny without any hope of winning some delicious poon-tang. Jacking with a chainsaw was painfully necessary, but Superman had no qualms with the green donkey, which you won in a game of Flying Spaghetti Pong, and you ate the dice.
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That means we need a cure... Or go Cold Turkey.

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Re: Three Word Story

Postby BlackHatSupport » Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:56 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Disappointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my face in the wall while Pink played quietly. Feeling paranoid as Marvin ate your cat, you stabbed him with your penis.Then you realized you were horny without any hope of winning some delicious poon-tang. Jacking with a chainsaw was painfully necessary, but Superman had no qualms with the green donkey, which you won in a game of Flying Spaghetti Pong, and you ate the dice. But the dice
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby xkcd follower » Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:11 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Disappointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my face in the wall while Pink played quietly. Feeling paranoid as Marvin ate your cat, you stabbed him with your penis.Then you realized you were horny without any hope of winning some delicious poon-tang. Jacking with a chainsaw was painfully necessary, but Superman had no qualms with the green donkey, which you won in a game of Flying Spaghetti Pong, and you ate the dice. But the dice were already ticking.
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby BlackHatSupport » Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:48 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Disappointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my face in the wall while Pink played quietly. Feeling paranoid as Marvin ate your cat, you stabbed him with your penis.Then you realized you were horny without any hope of winning some delicious poon-tang. Jacking with a chainsaw was painfully necessary, but Superman had no qualms with the green donkey, which you won in a game of Flying Spaghetti Pong, and you ate the dice. But the dice were already ticking. The ticking distracted
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby xkcd follower » Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:34 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Disappointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my face in the wall while Pink played quietly. Feeling paranoid as Marvin ate your cat, you stabbed him with your penis.Then you realized you were horny without any hope of winning some delicious poon-tang. Jacking with a chainsaw was painfully necessary, but Superman had no qualms with the green donkey, which you won in a game of Flying Spaghetti Pong, and you ate the dice. But the dice were already ticking. The ticking distracted me from the
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby BlackHatSupport » Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:40 pm UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Disappointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my face in the wall while Pink played quietly. Feeling paranoid as Marvin ate your cat, you stabbed him with your penis.Then you realized you were horny without any hope of winning some delicious poon-tang. Jacking with a chainsaw was painfully necessary, but Superman had no qualms with the green donkey, which you won in a game of Flying Spaghetti Pong, and you ate the dice. But the dice were already ticking. The ticking distracted me from the painful buzzing sound
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Re: Three Word Story

Postby cjmcjmcjmcjm » Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:44 am UTC

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole."

With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire.

T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues incoming, ready the lamps, fetch the towels!

Thus ended the tense-confused tale that began when Ninetales' dapper visage farted and died.

To be continued...

Seven days after, I found myself playing a game of fizzbin against my only true bottle of champagne. The champagne said, "drink me please." True as it said, I drank the tempting wine only to find it much too sour, like a old wet trout. Disappointment I felt when its acidic lava singe my subject-verb agreements! I grabbed beer and some cards and more beer. I drank beer in debilitating boredom with Sean Quixote's noble steed that hit my face in the wall while Pink played quietly. Feeling paranoid as Marvin ate your cat, you stabbed him with your penis.Then you realized you were horny without any hope of winning some delicious poon-tang. Jacking with a chainsaw was painfully necessary, but Superman had no qualms with the green donkey, which you won in a game of Flying Spaghetti Pong, and you ate the dice. But the dice were already ticking. The ticking distracted me from the painful buzzing sound in my penis.
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