xkcd

by **Sean Quixote** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 6:40 pm UTC

Generally Watts, the gassy monarch, managed to implode skilfully during Ramadan, almost killing Ed, Edd, Eddy, Edward, Emily, and Edder.

I saved them! :mrgreen:

by **darknut** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 7:47 pm UTC

Generally explosive, the gassy monarch, managed to implode skilfully during Ramadan, almost killing Ed, Edd, Eddy, Edward, Emily, and Edder.

by **Oflick** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:30 am UTC

Generally explosive, the gassy monarch managed to implode skilfully during Ramadan, almost killing Ed, Edd, Eddy, Edward, and Edder.

Putting less people there and removing a comma.

by **Sean Quixote** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:17 am UTC

Generally explosive, their gassy monarch managed to implode skilfully during Ramadan, almost killing Ed, Edd, Eddy, Edward, and Edder.

by **cjmcjmcjmcjm** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:16 am UTC

Generally explosive, their monarch managed to implode skilfully during Ramadan, almost killing Ed, Edd, Eddy, Edward, and Edder.

by **Oflick** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:37 am UTC

Usually explosive, their monarch managed to implode skilfully during Ramadan, almost killing Ed, Edd, Eddy, Edward, and Edder.

by **Sean Quixote** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:43 am UTC

Usually explosive, their monarch managed to implode promptly during Ramadan, almost killing Ed, Edd, Eddy, Edward, and Edder.

by **Oflick** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 4:10 am UTC

Usually explosive, their monarch managed to implode promptly during birth, almost killing Ed, Edd, Eddy, Edward, and Edder.

by **Sean Quixote** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 4:17 am UTC

Unusually explosive, their monarch managed to implode promptly during birth, almost killing Ed, Edd, Eddy, Edward, and Edder.

by **Oflick** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 5:44 am UTC

Unusually, their monarch managed to implode promptly during birth, almost killing Ed, Edd, Eddy, Edward, and Edder.

minus explosive

by **cjmcjmcjmcjm** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:09 pm UTC

Unusually, their monarch managed to implode promptly during birth, almost killing Ed, Edd, Eddy, Edward, and Edder van Halen.

It's a proper noun with a space in the middle. Bite me.

by **Oflick** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:14 pm UTC

Unusually, their monarch managed to implode promptly during birth, almost killing Edd, Eddy, Edward, and Edder van Halen.

Trying to gradually lesson the potential victims.

by **Sean Quixote** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 8:17 am UTC

Unusually, their monarch managed to implode promptly during birth, almost killing Edd, Eddy, Edward, and van Halen.

Same. Sure, why not.

by **Oflick** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:31 pm UTC

Unusually, their gangrene managed to implode promptly during birth, almost killing Edd, Eddy, Edward, and van Halen.

I found this funny when I thought about it. I put my own amusement ahead of saving people's lives.

by **Sean Quixote** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:58 pm UTC

Unusually, their gangrene managed to implode promptly during birth, almost killing Eddy, Edward, and van Halen.

~~Edd~~. I envision someone at some point removing the word "and" thus producing either Eddy or Edward van Halen. But also, someone should really change the word "killing" to something else... we wouldn't wanna do that to one of the greatest guitarists that ever lived, would we? :O

by **Oflick** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:46 am UTC

Unusually, their gangrene managed to implode promptly during Woodstock, almost killing Eddy, Edward, and van Halen.

Changing birth to Woodstock. My reason is simply because I changed Ramadan to birth, but Ramadan was originally put there in place of birth. So, to stop a cycle right now, I've changed birth.

by **Sean Quixote** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:51 am UTC

Unusually, their gangrene managed to implode promptly during Woodstock, almost playing Eddy, Edward, and van Halen.

I think I like where this is going... :mrgreen:

by **Oflick** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 1:27 am UTC

Unusually, their gangrene managed to implode promptly during Woodstock, almost playing Eddy and van Halen.

Another has been saved, but only from being played. It seemed appropriate to leave Van Halen in.

by **Sean Quixote** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:09 am UTC

Unusually, their gangrene managed to hemorrhage promptly during Woodstock, almost playing Eddy and van Halen.

by **Oflick** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:56 am UTC

Unusually, Ronald's gangrene managed to hemorrhage promptly during Woodstock, almost playing Eddy and van Halen.

I feel we should name names. I was about to change the spelling to haemorrhage, then I realised hemorrhage is correct in American English, and who am I to say Australian is more correct?

Well, this has petty much been the Oflick and Sean Quixote thread for the past few posts.

by **Sean Quixote** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:07 am UTC

Unusually, Ronald's gangrene managed to hemorrhage oxymoronically during Woodstock, almost playing Eddy and van Halen.

Now I'm just being plain crazy.. Surely you've heard of verbification (which my spellchecker -- d'oh, it's a compound word, deal with it!

-- is saying isn't a word) well this is ADverbification. :mrgreen:

And yeah, I specifically had to look that word up on dictionary.com, actually, cause it's one of those words I'm never sure if I'm spelling correctly.

Never seen it with an "ae" though...

by **Oflick** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:31 am UTC

Unusually, Ronald's gangrene conspired to hemorrhage oxymoronically during Woodstock, almost playing Eddy and van Halen.

by **Sean Quixote** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:46 am UTC

Unusually, Ronald's gangrene conspired to hemorrhage oxymoronically during Woodstock, while playing Eddy and van Halen.

by **Oflick** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:57 am UTC

Unusually, Ronald's gangrene conspired to hemorrhage oxymoronically at Woodstock, while playing Eddy and van Halen.

my most recent mediocre change.

by **cjmcjmcjmcjm** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 4:22 am UTC

Unusually, Ronald's gangrene conspired to hemorrhage oxymoronically at Woodstock, while playing Rush and Van Halen.

by **Oflick** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 4:46 am UTC

Unusually proactive, Ronald's gangrene conspired to hemorrhage oxymoronically at Woodstock, while playing Rush and Van Halen.

by **Sean Quixote** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:18 pm UTC

Unusually proactive, Ronald Reagan's gangrene conspired to hemorrhage oxymoronically at Woodstock, while playing Rush and Van Halen.

I moved the apostrophe s over. :mrgreen:

by **Oflick** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:05 am UTC

Unusually proactive, Ronald Reagan's gangrene conspired and hemorrhaged oxymoronically at Woodstock, while playing Rush and Van Halen.

I was waiting to see if someone else would post. I guess not. Here's my uncreative change. "to" becomes "and", and I made haemorrhage haemorrhaged.

by **cjmcjmcjmcjm** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:47 am UTC

Unusually procreative, Ronald Reagan's gangrene conspired and hemorrhaged oxymoronically at Woodstock, while playing Rush and Van Halen.

by **Oflick** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:15 am UTC

Unusually procreative, Ronald Reagan's gangrene conspired and hemorrhaged oxymoronically at Woodstock 2056, while playing Rush and Van Halen.

It's now in the future!

by **Sean Quixote** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:07 am UTC

Provocatively procreative, Ronald Reagan's gangrene conspired and hemorrhaged oxymoronically at Woodstock 2056, while playing Rush and Van Halen.

I wonder how much alliteration this sentence can handle... :mrgreen:

by **ibgdude** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:53 am UTC

Sean Quixote wrote:Provocatively procreative, President Ronald Reagan's gangrene conspired and hemorrhaged oxymoronically at Woodstock 2056, while playing Rush and Van Halen.

by **Oflick** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:01 am UTC

Provocatively procreative, President Ronald Reagan's recalcitrant gangrene conspired and hemorrhaged oxymoronically at Woodstock 2056, while playing Rush and Van Halen.

Here's some alliteration, with my favourite word.

by **Sean Quixote** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:08 am UTC

Provocatively procreative, President Ronald Reagan's recalcitrant garrulous gangrene conspired and hemorrhaged oxymoronically at Woodstock 2056, while playing Rush and Van Halen.

Oh, okay. I was thinking we'd go for two before three, but whatev...

by **Oflick** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:07 pm UTC

Provocatively procreative, President Ronald Reagan's recalcitrant but garrulous gangrene conspired and hemorrhaged oxymoronically at Woodstock 2056, while playing Rush and Van Halen.

reads better than just two adjectives in a row. At least to me it does.

by **ibgdude** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:11 am UTC

Provocatively procreative, President Ronald Reagan's recalcitrant but garrulous gangrene conspired and hemorrhaged oxymoronically at Woodstock 2056, while the President was playing Rush and Van Halen.

How does gangrene play music?

by **cjmcjmcjmcjm** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:55 am UTC

Provocatively procreative, President Ronald Reagan's recalcitrant but garrulous guillotine conspired and hemorrhaged oxymoronically at Woodstock 2056, while the President was playing Rush and Van Halen.

by **Oflick** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 5:37 am UTC

ibgdude wrote:
Provocatively procreative, President Ronald Reagan's recalcitrant but garrulous gangrene conspired and hemorrhaged oxymoronically at Woodstock 2056, while the President was playing Rush and Van Halen.

How does gangrene play music?

I'm not contributing here, I just want to ask: three words were added in this post, can we accept it? Does the fact that someone else has already changed the sentence again after this change mean it has been accepted?

by **ibgdude** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 6:10 am UTC

Sorry if I did it wrong, I thought that ancillary words like "the" and "was" could be added for free. Did I do it wrong?

by **Sean Quixote** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 7:09 am UTC

Heh, I thought you were thinking you were in a different thread.

But I don't see any real problem accepting it... *shrug*

Oh, and no, not every iteration of the sentence is gonna make sense. That's part of the fun -- trying to get it back into sensical territory.

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