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Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby cowgonemoo » Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:16 pm UTC

Here is how you play this game:
someone will post an item, any item you have to bets that item with your item


(p.s. no over powered items like Bruce Schneier or Thermo Nuclear warfare)

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby krucifi » Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:07 pm UTC

wait... this sounds awfully familiar to picture pwnage....

viewtopic.php?f=14&t=2237
Yes, my name is the negative frequency of radioactive decay, of the initial speed of light's radius.
And on the eighth day God created Irony.
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Jplus » Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:44 pm UTC

I think the difference is that you answer with a word (or phrase) rather than a picture. I've played such a game before. Considering the topic title, this might be an example of a sequence:

rock
paper
scissors
chainsaw
reinforced concrete
demolition company
stress
massage chair
playing children

(and so on)
"There are only two hard problems in computer science: cache coherence, naming things, and off-by-one errors." (Phil Karlton and Leon Bambrick)

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby cowgonemoo » Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:53 pm UTC

jplus is correct, i shall begin if anyone is intrested
rock

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Gypped » Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:18 am UTC

(countering playing children)

homework

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby black_hat_guy » Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:34 am UTC

dog
Billy was a chemist.
He isn't any more.
What he thought was H2O
was H2SO4.

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby LucasBrown » Sun Nov 14, 2010 3:28 am UTC

fleas

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby SummerGlauFan » Sun Nov 14, 2010 7:30 pm UTC

flea collar
glasnt wrote:"As she raised her rifle against the creature, her hair fluttered beneath the red florescent lighting of the locked down building.

I knew from that moment that she was something special"


Outbreak, a tale of love and zombies.

In stores now.

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby krucifi » Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:20 pm UTC

oh i see forgive me i assumed when you said "item" you meant a picture.

wood chipper
Yes, my name is the negative frequency of radioactive decay, of the initial speed of light's radius.
And on the eighth day God created Irony.
But on the ninth day Satan was all like, "Nuh uh!"
And ironically made Alanis Morrisette his minion.

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Jplus » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:06 pm UTC

sulphuric acid
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Jumble » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:11 pm UTC

sodium hydroxide
Spoiler:
Giant Speck wrote:You're a demon! DEMON!!!!

Oregonaut wrote:CURSE YOU VILLAIN!!
PhoenixEnigma wrote:Jumble is either the best or worst Santa ever, and I can't figure out which. Possibly both.

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Blackhawk5367 » Mon Nov 15, 2010 1:39 am UTC

Hydrochloric acid
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Duban » Mon Nov 15, 2010 1:47 am UTC

Sulphuric Acid.
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Jplus » Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:32 am UTC

a meteorite
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby t1mm01994 » Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:20 pm UTC

atmosphere

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Duban » Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:30 pm UTC

Spaceball One
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby SummerGlauFan » Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:02 pm UTC

Schwarts.
glasnt wrote:"As she raised her rifle against the creature, her hair fluttered beneath the red florescent lighting of the locked down building.

I knew from that moment that she was something special"


Outbreak, a tale of love and zombies.

In stores now.

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Scyrus » Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:25 pm UTC

The Force

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Jplus » Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:48 pm UTC

symmetry breaking
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby SummerGlauFan » Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:03 am UTC

symmetry-restoring!
glasnt wrote:"As she raised her rifle against the creature, her hair fluttered beneath the red florescent lighting of the locked down building.

I knew from that moment that she was something special"


Outbreak, a tale of love and zombies.

In stores now.

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby BurningLed » Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:44 am UTC

a disturbance in the force
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I think the latter group is awesome.

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Nautilus » Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:01 am UTC

Turbulence
My flagella bring all the boys to the yard

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby LucasBrown » Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:14 am UTC

Boeing's R&D department

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby SummerGlauFan » Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:30 am UTC

Layoffs.

Sorry, I even made myself sad...
glasnt wrote:"As she raised her rifle against the creature, her hair fluttered beneath the red florescent lighting of the locked down building.

I knew from that moment that she was something special"


Outbreak, a tale of love and zombies.

In stores now.

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Duban » Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:41 am UTC

SummerGlauFan wrote:Layoffs.

Sorry, I even made myself sad...

The 90s.
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Jplus » Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:48 am UTC

the calendar
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Blackhawk5367 » Tue Nov 16, 2010 8:57 pm UTC

Time
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Jumble » Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:41 pm UTC

Space
Spoiler:
Giant Speck wrote:You're a demon! DEMON!!!!

Oregonaut wrote:CURSE YOU VILLAIN!!
PhoenixEnigma wrote:Jumble is either the best or worst Santa ever, and I can't figure out which. Possibly both.

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Thesh » Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:01 am UTC

Tab
Summum ius, summa iniuria.

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Duban » Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:10 am UTC

ctrl-alt-delete
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby undergroundpanda » Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:15 am UTC

sledge hammer

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby SummerGlauFan » Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:13 am UTC

Jackhammer. It's faster.
glasnt wrote:"As she raised her rifle against the creature, her hair fluttered beneath the red florescent lighting of the locked down building.

I knew from that moment that she was something special"


Outbreak, a tale of love and zombies.

In stores now.

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Jplus » Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:09 pm UTC

a screwdriver
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby SummerGlauFan » Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:29 pm UTC

Hammer.

The tool, not the mod. Though Hammer's cool, too. ;)
glasnt wrote:"As she raised her rifle against the creature, her hair fluttered beneath the red florescent lighting of the locked down building.

I knew from that moment that she was something special"


Outbreak, a tale of love and zombies.

In stores now.

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby JonR » Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:57 pm UTC

cheese and hammer
"I thought you had Kings!" - boy did I laugh.

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Jumble » Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:14 pm UTC

Branston pickle
Spoiler:
Giant Speck wrote:You're a demon! DEMON!!!!

Oregonaut wrote:CURSE YOU VILLAIN!!
PhoenixEnigma wrote:Jumble is either the best or worst Santa ever, and I can't figure out which. Possibly both.

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby undergroundpanda » Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:59 pm UTC

hungry person

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Blackhawk5367 » Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:57 am UTC

Hungry lion
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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby SummerGlauFan » Thu Nov 18, 2010 6:43 am UTC

Tofu.
glasnt wrote:"As she raised her rifle against the creature, her hair fluttered beneath the red florescent lighting of the locked down building.

I knew from that moment that she was something special"


Outbreak, a tale of love and zombies.

In stores now.

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Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Postby Jplus » Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:44 am UTC

grasshoppers
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