xkcd

by **slbub** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:22 pm UTC

many uneducated villagers screaming about burning witches

by **Kromix** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:04 pm UTC

CHAINSAW!!!!

by **Jplus** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:16 pm UTC

A severe shortage of chainsaw teeth. (What's the proper name for those things?)

by **slbub** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:19 pm UTC

a vast amount of kittens carrying assault rifles (and i think they are just called chain-saw teeth)

by **Blackhawk5367** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:53 am UTC

a vast amount of dogs carrying machine guns

by **slbub** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:33 am UTC

an insurmountable number of elephants with katanas and bananas

by **Kromix** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:58 pm UTC

an equal amount of gay ninjas will deflect your katanas attacks and take in deep the bananas...

by **Blackhawk5367** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:03 pm UTC

one ninja, the inverse law of ninjas

by **Jplus** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:34 pm UTC

Salmonella.

by **tastelikecoke** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:49 am UTC

Clostridium botulinum

by **AvatarIII** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:16 pm UTC

~~Chronosynclastic Infundibulum~~

a really sugary acid bath.

by **slbub** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:05 pm UTC

taking a bath in liquid nitrogen....shrinkage?

by **Badion** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:27 pm UTC

by **Mike Rosoft** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:16 pm UTC

Diamond.

by **slbub** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:30 pm UTC

by **Metazoan** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:32 pm UTC

Anti-you.

by **LOLBeth** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:35 pm UTC

self-help book

by **Jplus** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:14 am UTC

Dirty stuff.

by **Badion** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:33 pm UTC

Bruce Schneier

by **LOLBeth** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:52 pm UTC

Saladin's spoiled little brother.

by **slbub** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 6:32 pm UTC

Muhammad Ali with a pound of cocaine and a sledge-hammer

by **matt96** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:47 am UTC

A huge mob of police with riot shields and non-lethal crowd control methods (like tear gas, knock out gas, moderate pressure water cannon, you should get the idea)

by **wingedocelot** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:38 am UTC

Government budget cut-backs on police force.

by **AvatarIII** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:34 am UTC

Sudden rise in extraordinary vigilantism.

by **Snark** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 2:36 pm UTC

Insane man with scars and a purple suit.

by **Servant-of_Christ** » Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:37 am UTC

batman

by **Bartimaeus** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:17 am UTC

Hawkman

by **Jplus** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:04 am UTC

Obviously... velociraptorman!

by **Bartimaeus** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:39 pm UTC

Summer Glau

by **Sean Quixote** » Sat Apr 28, 2012 7:49 pm UTC

Les Claypool

by **Texan_Engineer** » Thu May 03, 2012 4:40 pm UTC

bucket of water

by **Jplus** » Fri May 04, 2012 8:54 am UTC

A fat duck.

by **slbub** » Fri May 04, 2012 10:29 am UTC

an under-sized bob-cat

by **SchighSchagh** » Wed May 09, 2012 5:29 am UTC

Perpetual motion device. Cats will chase it around forever!

by **AvatarIII** » Wed May 09, 2012 10:01 am UTC

entropy

by **Jumble** » Sat May 12, 2012 11:52 pm UTC

Heat death of the universe.

by **Jplus** » Sun May 13, 2012 12:10 am UTC

The restaurant at the end of the universe.

by **Lawsome** » Sun May 13, 2012 3:32 pm UTC

by **[username]** » Mon May 14, 2012 1:31 am UTC

by **Plasma Mongoose** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:10 am UTC

A towel.

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