xkcd

by **Jumble** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:36 pm UTC

the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal

by **matt96** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:34 am UTC

This is rock paper scissors chainsaw, not chainsaw scissors paper rock,

Covering your eyes with a towel.

by **Badion** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:14 pm UTC

Sean Connery with a tuxedo on. And he is not happy.

by **Sean Quixote** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:29 am UTC

Catherine Zeta Jones
she dips beneath lasers
...ohhhhhh

by **Jplus** » Sun Jun 17, 2012 12:57 pm UTC

Scissors

EDIT: Oops, didn't see the page turn. Please ignore if you find scissors inappropriate here.

by **Pressed Bunson** » Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:17 pm UTC

Rock.

by **Lawsome** » Mon Jun 18, 2012 7:14 pm UTC

Bigger rock

by **Pressed Bunson** » Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:12 pm UTC

Earthbender

by **Mike Rosoft** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:28 pm UTC

Concrete

by **AvatarIII** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:52 pm UTC

Pneumatic Drill

by **Jplus** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:22 pm UTC

Vacuum

by **AvatarIII** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:20 am UTC

matter.

by **farnsworth** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:02 am UTC

Antimatter.

by **AvatarIII** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:41 am UTC

no matter....

by **Jplus** » Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:18 am UTC

Spaghetti with mushrooms.

by **matt96** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 3:28 am UTC

Me when hungry

by **jobriath** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:23 pm UTC

SALMONELLA

by **Mike Rosoft** » Fri Jul 20, 2012 9:51 am UTC

Antibiotics

by **Bartimaeus** » Fri Jul 20, 2012 9:58 am UTC

Anti-antibiotics

by **Mike Rosoft** » Sat Jul 21, 2012 6:37 am UTC

Biotics

by **Jumble** » Sat Jul 21, 2012 12:58 pm UTC

Bionics

by **Mike Rosoft** » Sat Aug 11, 2012 3:15 pm UTC

Ionics

by **ArDeeJ** » Sat Aug 11, 2012 3:55 pm UTC

by **Mike Rosoft** » Sat Aug 25, 2012 5:15 pm UTC

Quantum uncertainty

by **farnsworth** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 4:48 pm UTC

Probability wavefunctions.

by **Mike Rosoft** » Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:39 pm UTC

Naked singularity

by **ArDeeJ** » Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:42 pm UTC

Lonely proton decay

by **Vytron** » Mon Nov 12, 2012 10:42 pm UTC

Unkillable Schrödinger's cat.

by **Drowsy Turtle** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:00 pm UTC

Thick gloves and a pointy stick.

by **Jplus** » Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:04 pm UTC

A piano (falling from the sixth floor).

by **marionic** » Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:03 pm UTC

A flying pianist.

by **Vytron** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:38 am UTC

A superman that also can play the piano.

by **marionic** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:18 am UTC

Kryptonite piano keys.

by **Jplus** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:22 pm UTC

A piano key kleptomaniac.

by **marionic** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:26 pm UTC

A piano key in a trap.

by **Vytron** » Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:50 am UTC

A trap for piano key traps.

by **Jplus** » Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:48 am UTC

A remote trap trigger.

by **Pressed Bunson** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 2:26 pm UTC

Heat-sensitive traps

by **marionic** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:16 pm UTC

A sauna.

by **Pressed Bunson** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:27 pm UTC

Closing time