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Rodan
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Postby Rodan » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:47 pm UTC

Your Mom's a dusty puffball

Anywayu, if you go to the site the image it's from, it's apparently a soft spore sopper... or something like that.

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Postby aldimond » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:55 pm UTC

Dead-tree publishing beats the fuck out of ebooks.

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One of these days my desk is going to collapse in the middle and all its weight will come down on my knee and tear my new fake ACL. It could be tomorrow. This is my concern.

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Postby Rodan » Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:10 pm UTC

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an E-Book is much more handy than a thick dictionary type book.

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Postby Marbas » Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:11 pm UTC

Gets owned by anyone who knows what a book is:

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Postby Nyarlathotep » Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:25 pm UTC

Rodan wrote:Your Mom's a dusty puffball


*offtopic*

That's what SHE said.
'Gehȳrst þū, sǣlida, hwæt þis folc segeð?
hī willað ēow tō gafole gāras syllan,
ǣttrynne ord and ealde swurd,
þā heregeatu þe ēow æt hilde ne dēah.

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Postby Rodan » Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:48 pm UTC

his mom called herself a dusty puffball?

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Postby Nyarlathotep » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:24 pm UTC

Rodan wrote:his mom called herself a dusty puffball?


Yes.
'Gehȳrst þū, sǣlida, hwæt þis folc segeð?
hī willað ēow tō gafole gāras syllan,
ǣttrynne ord and ealde swurd,
þā heregeatu þe ēow æt hilde ne dēah.

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Postby aldimond » Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:26 pm UTC

Contrary to common reports, she can out-think one of these:

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Postby Rodan » Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:28 pm UTC

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should have been built with bricks.

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Postby Alcari » Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:47 pm UTC

Rickety wooden cabin > Sleeping under a bridge.

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Postby TheTankengine » Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:01 pm UTC

At least he's got a bridge!

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be centered
be compassionate
be interesting

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Postby xooll » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:41 am UTC

hey, that's better than being in a drought.
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So, I got tired of the fact that the appearance of my band name in my signature made my posts on this forum the dominant result when googling for my music. Anyway, if you think I might happen to be a good musician, you can test this theory here.

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Postby aldimond » Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:45 am UTC

*dons flame-retardant suit*

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Men are just better than women.

pwn3d!
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Postby __Kit » Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:49 am UTC

I want to post something naked...
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Postby Alcari » Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:38 am UTC

Normal neck > weird extended neck

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Postby Rodan » Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:22 pm UTC

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better than no neck.

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Postby deadly penguin » Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:42 am UTC

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(Not nearly as kool as deformed frog demon)

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Postby Caligula » Tue Jun 26, 2007 4:12 am UTC

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Self-explanatory

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Postby __Kit » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:17 am UTC

F A I L
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Postby gmalivuk » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:00 pm UTC

How does a cicada pwn a flyswatter? I think you're missing the whole point.

I live one does, however, beat a dead one.
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Postby Alcari » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:39 pm UTC

Tastes better then

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Postby Caligula » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:40 pm UTC

*feels stupid*

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Postby Rodan » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:48 pm UTC

I asked Jeeves what haggis beats, and all it gave me was stuff that beats haggis... the best of which was easily "Haggis-beating Monkey". I've given up.

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Postby bigglesworth » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:24 pm UTC

Real>Made up for gullible americans

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Generation Y. I don't remember the First Gulf War, but do remember floppy disks.

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Postby Alcari » Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:43 pm UTC

Apple's bull < Bull-dog

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Postby Rodan » Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:33 am UTC

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oops. You breached the agreement. The missiles will be confiscated shortly.

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Postby warriorness » Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:43 am UTC

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Pwned by missiles.

I've pretty much guaranteed the next response. If it isn't what I expect then I will lose all remaining faith in the Internet.
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Postby Rodan » Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:57 am UTC

I will not post the obvious.
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a plane is quicker.

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Postby xooll » Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:42 am UTC

These things work best on the surface of the water.
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So, I got tired of the fact that the appearance of my band name in my signature made my posts on this forum the dominant result when googling for my music. Anyway, if you think I might happen to be a good musician, you can test this theory here.

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Postby dumbclown » Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:57 am UTC

Oil from sunken boast smack penguins down

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Postby Pero » Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:30 am UTC

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Lost all eight games against the Pens last season.

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Postby Alcari » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:06 am UTC

Icehockey > Curling
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Postby Rodan » Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:25 pm UTC

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regular curling is much less animal-friendly. In all other aspects, however, monkey curling wins due to having monkeys, which make everything better.

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Postby evilbeanfiend » Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:37 pm UTC

presumably beats
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in ur beanz makin u eveel

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Postby Rodan » Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:40 pm UTC

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monkeys beat apes.

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Generally I try to make myself do things I instinctively avoid, in case they are awesome.
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Postby Rodan » Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:47 pm UTC

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if you type "apple" into a google image search, all you get is the apple computer logo... you have to type in "apple fruit". I find that annoying and just... wrong.

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Postby Twasbrillig » Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:03 pm UTC

Obviously.

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I had to take literal Apple, cause Macs... well... they don't pwn SHIT. Except maybe a chance at having a decent computer - or video game playability.
I want to have Bakemaster's babies. It's possible, with science.

I wonder if you can see...
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Postby |333173|3|_||3 » Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:19 am UTC

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Obvious

this cuts both ways, since not only can a doctor pwn a bacterium, but bacteria can pwn a doctor.

EDIT: I should have used a virus, then it would be pwned by apple computers (well, this is not true any more, but that fanbois would tell you that)
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Postby Alcari » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:54 pm UTC

Massive radiation > Bacteria

EDIT: I'm an idiot, ignore this one
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