You've gone too far! (RULE CHANGE)

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You've gone too far! (RULE CHANGE)

Postby krucifi » Sun Nov 28, 2010 2:51 pm UTC

See how bad it goes

I like my sex the way i like my chess...
checking you one move and soon mating...
also better when i involve horses and clergy...

As you can see i clearly went too far.

I like my cars the way i like my computers...
perfect when storage and speed go hand in hand...
i also laugh when others crash and kids were involved....

Now to make this a game, one person will finish the previous metaphor and put forth a new one.

i shall start

I like my cheese the way i like my pencils...

EDIT: SUPER AWESOME RULE CHANGE. ok so i can see some things are going well but some are causing trouble so therefore
from THREAD PAGE 4 ONWARD we shall only be talking about WOMEN. i like my women the way i like my [X]. this is the format now.... Why? cos i CAN. so have at it.(i apologize MODS if i stole your thunder with that phrase .... *hands back thunder* i dont really want it anyway)
Last edited by krucifi on Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:20 pm UTC, edited 1 time in total.
Yes, my name is the negative frequency of radioactive decay, of the initial speed of light's radius.
And on the eighth day God created Irony.
But on the ninth day Satan was all like, "Nuh uh!"
And ironically made Alanis Morrisette his minion.

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby Headshrinker » Sat Dec 04, 2010 7:01 pm UTC

Made in the traditional and old fashioned way,
So I can give people mild poisoning

I like my family like I like my books

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby krucifi » Sun Dec 05, 2010 8:25 pm UTC

interesting, small and preferably not ones that always pop up unexpectedly...
Also i like to pile them up and burn them in protest.


lol when i said the pencil and cheese i was hoping for a number 2 reference :)
twas not to be


I like my clothes the way i like my toaster..
Yes, my name is the negative frequency of radioactive decay, of the initial speed of light's radius.
And on the eighth day God created Irony.
But on the ninth day Satan was all like, "Nuh uh!"
And ironically made Alanis Morrisette his minion.

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby Headshrinker » Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:39 pm UTC

The comfort in that same familiar thing that i have used every morning to start my day,
and of course the ability to give people electric shocks.

I like my religion the way I like my TV

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby HarvesteR » Tue Dec 07, 2010 6:46 pm UTC

Informative and enlightening,
With shameless ads for stuff I don't need.


I like my computer the same way I like my friends...
The next sentence is the truth. - The previous sentence is a lie.

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby krucifi » Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:19 am UTC

typical bunch of macs with the right "connections" with good memory and drive
so i can sell them in parts to the highest bidder for hard cash


i like my music the way i like my women
Yes, my name is the negative frequency of radioactive decay, of the initial speed of light's radius.
And on the eighth day God created Irony.
But on the ninth day Satan was all like, "Nuh uh!"
And ironically made Alanis Morrisette his minion.

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby Kromix » Wed Dec 08, 2010 3:02 pm UTC

soft and quiet,
or else they get made quite and locked back in the kitchen.


i like my beer like i like my bacon
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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby Badion » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:01 pm UTC

Dark with lots of fat so that it tastes good?

I like my Guns like I like my car
One of these things is not like the others.
Every penny saved costs the government 2.1cents.

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby Headshrinker » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:47 am UTC

To keep me and my family safe,
I figure the best way is to get a bigger one than anyone else.
(alt and filled with explosives)

I like my MP3 player like I like to live my life.

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby Badion » Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:53 pm UTC

Sleek black and sensitive to the touch. Capable of holding large amounts of entertainment and available at your finger tips.


I do my job like Hulk hogan did his...
One of these things is not like the others.
Every penny saved costs the government 2.1cents.

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby krucifi » Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:29 pm UTC

with honour and respect to my peers...
also involves me in a sweat induced tumble ending with me pinning half naked men to the floor while a crowd cheers me on



i like my dogs the way i like my knives
Yes, my name is the negative frequency of radioactive decay, of the initial speed of light's radius.
And on the eighth day God created Irony.
But on the ninth day Satan was all like, "Nuh uh!"
And ironically made Alanis Morrisette his minion.

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby Gypped » Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:28 am UTC

slender and hurting people I don't like.

I like my forums like I like my nightmares...

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby krucifi » Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:03 am UTC

Full of strange, sentient beings representing my repressed subconscious...
And being comfortable in the knowledge that it usually revolves around my sexual attraction to my mother....





i like my schools the way i like my toolbox
Yes, my name is the negative frequency of radioactive decay, of the initial speed of light's radius.
And on the eighth day God created Irony.
But on the ninth day Satan was all like, "Nuh uh!"
And ironically made Alanis Morrisette his minion.

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby CorruptUser » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:42 pm UTC

I like my schools the way I like my toolbox
Well organized and full of useful things
With plenty of stuff meant for screwing


I like my airplanes the way I like my steaks

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby krucifi » Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:54 pm UTC

the bigger the better, and in controlled content by our government
Also prefer when foreigners handle them, leaving them extra burnt and bloody



i like my banks the way i like my plumbing
Yes, my name is the negative frequency of radioactive decay, of the initial speed of light's radius.
And on the eighth day God created Irony.
But on the ninth day Satan was all like, "Nuh uh!"
And ironically made Alanis Morrisette his minion.

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby Platypodes » Sat Dec 11, 2010 1:52 am UTC

..Up-to-date, with everything flowing smoothly...
...letting me shit there whenever I want.

I like my men the way I like my breakfast...
videogamesizzle wrote:so, uh, seen any good arbitrary, high numbers lately?

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby CorruptUser » Sat Dec 11, 2010 5:32 am UTC

Orderly and well balanced
and the eggs scrambled



I like my nail-clippers like I like my computer...

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby krucifi » Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:24 pm UTC

portable, sharp and makes me look slick and stylish...
also its completely normal for it to lose digits over time




i like my soup the way i like my parachutes
Yes, my name is the negative frequency of radioactive decay, of the initial speed of light's radius.
And on the eighth day God created Irony.
But on the ninth day Satan was all like, "Nuh uh!"
And ironically made Alanis Morrisette his minion.

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby mcmesher » Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:28 am UTC

.. the package can be easily opened by pulled a ring
also i much prefer them with leaks

i like my tissues the way i like my candy
Math is the coolest sport.

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby CorruptUser » Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:06 am UTC

In boxes, numerous, and soft,
Filled with, well, you knew where this was heading

I like my television like I like my sliced bread...

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby krucifi » Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:11 am UTC

Perfectly shaped, robust and goes well with dinner....
also its satisfying sticking my meat inside...




I like my pets the way i like my pizza
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Yes, my name is the negative frequency of radioactive decay, of the initial speed of light's radius.
And on the eighth day God created Irony.
But on the ninth day Satan was all like, "Nuh uh!"
And ironically made Alanis Morrisette his minion.

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby JonR » Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:09 pm UTC

cheesy

with something hot at the end for extra bite.



I like my coffe just like my wii...
"I thought you had Kings!" - boy did I laugh.

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby krucifi » Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:35 am UTC

waking up to it in the morning, and making sure the kids don't get a shot...
also if im presented with it at a friends house i WILL pour milk into it....


i like my basketball the way i like my fire extinguisher
Yes, my name is the negative frequency of radioactive decay, of the initial speed of light's radius.
And on the eighth day God created Irony.
But on the ninth day Satan was all like, "Nuh uh!"
And ironically made Alanis Morrisette his minion.

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby JonR » Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:08 pm UTC

easily accessible, and lightweight
so I can use it quickly in crowded places.

I like my women like my pets...
"I thought you had Kings!" - boy did I laugh.

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby axilog14 » Sun Dec 19, 2010 9:53 pm UTC

JonR wrote:I like my women like my pets...

Loyal and cuddly.
With the odd anti-rabies shot every now and then.

I like my chocolate like my hats...
"Yes, my life is pathetic. But I still prefer it to the alternative!"

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby Promicin » Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:32 pm UTC

Dark and smooth, and pretty to look at.
Also covered in hair, lice, and sweat.

I like my clocks the way I like my doctors...

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby Account20151023 » Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:05 pm UTC

Reliable, methodical,

And hanging on my wall.

I like my musicians like I like my coin collection;

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby CorruptUser » Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:49 am UTC

Well maintained and organized
And locked away in my basement


I like my lawn the way I like my Moon

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby Promicin » Tue Dec 21, 2010 2:16 pm UTC

With an American flag proudly displayed,
And with a man hiding in its features.

I like my forks like my potatoes...

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby _infina_ » Tue Dec 21, 2010 3:45 pm UTC

hot and inside someone.

I like my white-boards like my computers
Spoiler:
keozen wrote:It took us exactly 3 pages to turn a discussion of a loved children's book series into smut...
TheGrammarBolshevik wrote:Only if your friends know what rhino dong smells like.

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby Account20151023 » Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:33 pm UTC

High-contrast, minimalist

and covered in pictures of dicks.

I like my furniture like I like my coworkers;

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby ostrichguy » Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:35 pm UTC

Dependable.
Also comfortable to sit on.

I like my cats the way I like posters on these fora.

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby Mumpy » Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:41 am UTC

On the internet and funny.

IRL:savaged by my dog.


I like my pay like I like my days off

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby CorruptUser » Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:08 am UTC

Frequent and more than you actually need
and spent entirely on cheap whores.

I like my sailboats the way I like my frying pan.

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby Mumpy » Wed Dec 22, 2010 12:23 pm UTC

Strong, sturdy and reliable
and filled with sea men


I like my wallet like I like my screwdriver

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby ostrichguy » Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:40 pm UTC

Handy and portable.
Also lacking any paper.

I like my goats like I like my ostriches.

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby krucifi » Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:21 pm UTC

In herds and well nourished...
So i can milk them for marketing purposes



I like my DVDs the way i like my sponges...
Yes, my name is the negative frequency of radioactive decay, of the initial speed of light's radius.
And on the eighth day God created Irony.
But on the ninth day Satan was all like, "Nuh uh!"
And ironically made Alanis Morrisette his minion.

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby MuschMusch » Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:32 am UTC

Clean and not lying around everywhere,
also i like to rub my back wih them.


I like my coffee like i like my women...

No shugar...
Dark, strong and in a cup...
with a tool to mix the liquid(s)...



I like my Range Rover like i like my Doughnuts...

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby jahwn lemonjello » Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:35 am UTC

Going in a circle.
And inside of me.

I like my house like my car.
Hunting will not be a sport until the U.S. government recognizes the right to arm bears.

While there is a bad way to be weird, there is no good way not to be.

All that is gold does not glitter, not all who wander are lost.

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Re: You've gone too far!

Postby The Mighty Thesaurus » Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:36 am UTC

Big, red, and crushing a witch.

I like my horses like I like my clouds.
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