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New Rule

Postby ianfort » Fri Dec 24, 2010 9:22 am UTC

The game begins with a somewhat normal forum conversation, with an assigned topic to discuss. People exchange ideas and opinions like normal, until the fifth post. Every 5th post (not counting this one) must begin with "New rule:" and then include some sort of rule to be applied to the conversation. For instance: "Every post must use the word, 'extreme' at least once," or "All players with a 'p' in their username name are hated intensely by players without 'p' in their username."

These rules go into effect immediately, and must be followed in the conversation. You are not allowed to create a new rule that completely contradicts another already in place. If a player breaks a rule, and they are caught before they can edit their post, they are not allowed to post until the next round.

A couple of guidelines: Try to save more intrusive rules like "Everyone must talk like a pirate," for later in the game, and really difficult rules like, "All posts must be backwards" for even later than that. This game will be more fun if rules start subtle and gradually work their way up. Also, don't make a rule that targets 1 specific person by name. Instead, if you want a rule that effects different people differently, use a certain criteria that isn't too specific (like in the above example).

Further into the game, of course, it will get to the point where people have difficulty posting at all. Here, if someone feels like a fresh start is needed, they may post "RESET." Calling for a reset is not subject to any of the rules, so it can be said just as is even if a rule states text must be backwards. Once someone calls for RESET, either if 2 other people post "AGREED." (again not subject to rules) or a day passes without it being accepted or rejected, a new round will start and all rules are nullified. If, on the other hand, 2 people post "REVOKED." the call for a reset is canceled, and that person may no longer call for a reset during that round. They may still agree to someone elses reset request. (Note: RESET, AGREED, and REVOKED posts also count as posts, and you may contribute to the conversation normally in the same post as your request if you want. In fact, you are required to post a new rule in addition to your request if you do it on a 5th post.

Alright. Lets begin. The topic of conversation is food.

Edit: If you would rather it be every 5 posts, I could change it to that.

EDIT 2: Changed to 5 posts instead of 10 for the new rule.
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Re: New Rule!

Postby coolguy5678 » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:33 pm UTC

5 posts sounds better than 10.

So. Food, eh?

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Re: New Rule!

Postby ianfort » Fri Dec 24, 2010 7:36 pm UTC

Okay. Five it is then.

Would you say you prefer stores like Trader Joes and Whole Foods over regular grocery stores?

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Re: New Rule

Postby eggdudeguy » Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:23 am UTC

What is up with Trader Jaques? It's like so pretentious.
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Re: New Rule

Postby ianfort » Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:57 am UTC

Isn't Trader Jacque's just a label they put on Trader Joe's food that's of French origin?

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Re: New Rule

Postby ostrichguy » Sat Dec 25, 2010 3:15 pm UTC

New Rule: All posts must have an "o" or an "s."

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Re: New Rule

Postby eggdudeguy » Sat Dec 25, 2010 6:50 pm UTC

Trader Jacque's is a label they give to all the food that is of pretentious origin.
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Re: New Rule

Postby Krawl » Fri Dec 31, 2010 3:52 am UTC

I have no idea what you guys are even talking about right now. I have never heard of these things you speak of.
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Re: New Rule

Postby Vohu Manah » Fri Dec 31, 2010 7:16 am UTC

I always loved the chocolates from Trader Joe's. Unfortunately, I'm in rural Idaho, which means that our version of a fancy grocery store is a Kroger.
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Re: New Rule

Postby Krawl » Sun Jan 02, 2011 6:29 am UTC

I've got superstore. And Wal-Mart. :)
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Re: New Rule

Postby eggdudeguy » Sun Jan 02, 2011 10:40 pm UTC

New rule: All posts much involve insulting someone or something.

(Old rules: All posts must have either an "o" or an "s".)
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Re: New Rule

Postby ostrichguy » Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:18 pm UTC

Wal-mart? That's pretty cool... unlike, say, lemons!
Lemons are stupid.

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Re: New Rule

Postby ianfort » Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:09 am UTC

Seriously?! Have you EVER had lemonade?!

Really, that post pretty much invalidates everything you have ever said and will ever say.

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Re: New Rule

Postby eggdudeguy » Sun Jan 09, 2011 5:53 pm UTC

I like lemons. People who hate lemons are stupid!
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Re: New Rule

Postby Krawl » Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:04 am UTC

Lemons are delicious! A Little bit sour though. Unlike YOU! You're Really sour!
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Re: New Rule

Postby ianfort » Mon Jan 10, 2011 6:56 am UTC

Hey idiots, here's a new rule: Everyone now is highly paranoid.

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Re: New Rule

Postby FourTael » Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:05 am UTC

OK, you know nothing about lemons. The only reason they want you to eat them is because they want to grow inside your stomach. It took years of planning by the lemon tree elders to get their lemons to be tasty.

But what do you care? You're going to continue eating lemons like the sheep you are.

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Re: New Rule

Postby SlyReaper » Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:50 am UTC

That's what The Man wants you to think. The government hoarding the lemons for their own evil schemes! Wake up, sheeple!
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Re: New Rule

Postby ostrichguy » Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:35 am UTC

Lemons are demon eggs. Those who consume them are doomed to be consumed. Lemons are evil!

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Re: New Rule

Postby Essah » Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:50 am UTC

ostrichguy wrote:Lemons are demon eggs. Those who consume them are doomed to be consumed. Lemons are evil!


there's nothing wrong with lemons. you'r just anti lemon you liar!

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Re: New Rule

Postby SlyReaper » Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:25 pm UTC

Listen up, maggots. It's time for a new rule, and I'll only say it once, in case They are listening.

No post may contain the letter z.
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Re: New Rule

Postby FourTael » Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:25 am UTC

Essah, you jerk! You're one of them, aren't you?

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Re: New Rule

Postby pizzazz » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:40 am UTC

Goddammit, you bigots just don't understand the people of the last letter of the alphabet!

In fact, I bet you're watching me right now, with your hidden oatmeal cameras. Well IT WON'T WORK!

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Re: New Rule

Postby ostrichguy » Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:39 pm UTC

Pizzazz, you fool! You've unleashed the wrath of the government-created inviso-monkeys. AGH! They're all over me! Look what you've done!

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Re: New Rule

Postby Phrozt » Thu Jan 13, 2011 6:31 pm UTC

Hey dumbass, since you can't use "the forbidden letter," wouldn't you have to post his name as "pissass" or something?

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Re: New Rule

Postby ostrichguy » Thu Jan 13, 2011 6:55 pm UTC

Phrozt wrote:Hey dumbass, since you can't use "the forbidden letter," wouldn't you have to post his name as "pissass" or something?


Your signature uses that letter.

Also, new rule: each post must include a completely unrelated image.

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Re: New Rule

Postby cjdrum » Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:57 pm UTC

I can't believe that rule up there... They're probably tracking the o's and s's in our conversatiooon... Stupid ostrichguy...
ostrichguy wrote:New Rule: All posts must have an "o" or an "s."

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EDIT I: Hey, can helpful people who start a new page decide to write the rules so far in blue (#0000FF) and bold? It might be helpful for people who jump to the last page...
EDIT II: What is your definition of a "round"? Is every 5 posts a round, or when someone says reset? (this is for being disqualified, can't come back until next round)
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Re: New Rule

Postby ostrichguy » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:09 pm UTC

cjdrum wrote:I can't believe that rule up there... They're probably tracking the o's and s's in our conversatiooon... Stupid ostrichguy...
ostrichguy wrote:New Rule: All posts must have an "o" or an "s."


You're the one who's tracking us, you lemon-loving swine!

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Re: New Rule

Postby cjdrum » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:16 pm UTC

I posted no lemons, you blashpemist! If you want someone to blame for the coming of the evil lemon-seekers, blame everyone else. EVERYONE ELSE!
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Re: New Rule

Postby ostrichguy » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:44 pm UTC

Does it matter who posted it? You are all controlled by the same government mind-control computer. As far as I can tell, you are all the same fool.

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Re: New Rule

Postby cjdrum » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:48 pm UTC

Oh my frickin frick is that the giant unicorn of unforeseen destiny? Lemons don't compare to that destruction!
Aw nu, lemons, stuff, OH EM GEE IT'S A GIANT UNICORN OF DESTRUCTION. See? Stupid lemons.

New rule: Users with a "j" in their username are superior to everyone, while people with an "x" are inferior. Users who have both will be exterminated or ignored.

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Re: New Rule

Postby ostrichguy » Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:26 am UTC

Well, I trust cjdrum, as he is superior. Protect us! Protect us from the horrid lemon of death!

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Re: New Rule

Postby cjdrum » Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:52 am UTC

I will save you, ostrichguy, from the dreaded lemon and unicorn of death! Any requests to be saved should be filed to be ostrichguy...

You can never be sure, with all those characters. Could be poisoned!

And again, people who were stupid enough to put an 'x' in their username are to be shunned.

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Re: New Rule

Postby ostrichguy » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:08 pm UTC

Why are we the only ones posting anymore? Did the lemons already get everyone else? GAH! I warned those fools.

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Re: New Rule

Postby Boreeas » Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:13 pm UTC

I bet that you are working for THEM, ostrichguy. Your name sounds suspicious.
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Re: New Rule

Postby FourTael » Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:21 pm UTC

OK, you paranoid freaks, new rule: Every third werd must be mispelled.

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Re: New Rule

Postby cjdrum » Sun Jan 16, 2011 11:42 pm UTC

This is horiblle! They must of taken over ForTail, brainwashed him, becos this is inapropriate in the exkayseedee forums! What havv you done u idiot?!?!?
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Re: New Rule

Postby Klayman » Sun Jan 16, 2011 11:48 pm UTC

This is horiblle! They must of taken over ForTail, brainwashed him, becos this is inapropriate in the exkayseedee forums! What havv you done u idiot?!?!?
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Re: New Rule

Postby ostrichguy » Sun Jan 16, 2011 11:58 pm UTC

I think wee need to bern him at da stake! He iz an evil wone! He worships leemons! He will consoom us if wee do not doo something!

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Re: New Rule

Postby cjdrum » Mon Jan 17, 2011 12:01 am UTC

ostrichguy wrote:I think wee need to bern him at da stake! He iz an evil wone! He worships leemons! He will consoom us if wee do not doo something!

You have brokeden rule number fore. No "last leter of the alfabet". You stupid, lemmon worshipper hypocrite.
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