Nothing Beats Rock.

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Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby neoliminal » Fri Dec 31, 2010 1:40 am UTC

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http://www.cheapass.com/free/games/rock.html

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Nothing Beats Rock

by The Cardboard Monkey and JKL

Players: 2-99

Equipment: One single-sided die. A marble will work in a pinch.

To Begin: The oldest player starts by rolling the die. Play continues clockwise.

Rolling the die: The players whose turn it is rolls the die. The result will always be "Rock". Nothing beats rock.

Winning: If you rolled the dice, you most likely got rock. You're winning.

Ending the Game: Like Poker, this game is continuous and cyclical. Any player may enter or leave the game after any round. If you rolled Rock last, you're winning.

Strategy: The secret to winning this game is rolling "Rock." If you can continue to roll "Rock", you're going to win eventually, because Nothing Beats Rock.



Modified forum version:

Nothing Beats Rock: fora edition

by The Cardboard Monkey and JKL and neoliminal

Players: 2-99

Equipment: One single-sided die. One computer capable of posting a message on this forum thread. A marble will won't work in a pinch.

To Begin: The oldest first posting player starts by rolling the die posting the word Rock. Play continues clockwise chronologically.

Rolling the die Posting: The players whose turn it is rolls the die posts the word Rock. The result will always be "Rock". Nothing beats rock.

Winning: If you rolled the dice posted, you most likely got posted rock. You're winning.

Ending the Game: Like Poker, this game is continuous and cyclical. Any player may enter or leave the game after any round. If you rolled posted Rock last, you're winning.

Strategy: The secret to winning this game is rolling posting "Rock." If you can continue to roll post "Rock", you're going to win eventually, because Nothing Beats Rock.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0073YYXRC
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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby Krawl » Fri Dec 31, 2010 3:08 am UTC

Hammer & Chisel
*beats rock*
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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby WalkerBoh » Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:30 am UTC

Rock :D

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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby neoliminal » Fri Dec 31, 2010 3:24 pm UTC

Rock :D
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0073YYXRC
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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby coolguy5678 » Fri Dec 31, 2010 3:30 pm UTC

Rock :D

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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby LucasBrown » Fri Dec 31, 2010 7:51 pm UTC

Krawl wrote:Hammer & Chisel
*beats rock*
Congrats, Krawl: you found a way to lose.

ROCK!!!

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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby neoliminal » Sat Jan 01, 2011 4:05 am UTC

Rock! :-)
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0073YYXRC
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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby Duban » Sat Jan 01, 2011 4:21 am UTC

Paper!

Because somebody had to.
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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby Internetmeme » Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:46 pm UTC

Rock.

...so this is basically just "Last to post in this thread wins"?
Spoiler:

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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby Thesh » Sat Jan 01, 2011 4:36 pm UTC

Boulder.
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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby Lazar » Sat Jan 01, 2011 4:36 pm UTC

Rock.
Exit the vampires' castle.

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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby eggdudeguy » Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:36 pm UTC

Does Rock beat Rock?
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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby KrazyerKate » Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:13 am UTC

eggdudeguy: no, you got it backwards.

Rock.

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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby videogamesizzle » Sun Jan 02, 2011 4:41 am UTC

ROCK. Image
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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby Krawl » Sun Jan 02, 2011 6:21 am UTC

Kcor. That's backwards.
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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby Lazar » Sun Jan 02, 2011 3:09 pm UTC

.ﻼƆОЯ

My rock is more backwards than your rock.
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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby Thesh » Sun Jan 02, 2011 3:28 pm UTC

Cork.
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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby eggdudeguy » Sun Jan 02, 2011 10:42 pm UTC

KrazyerKate wrote:eggdudeguy: no, you got it backwards.


So rock beats rock?

What about ʞɔoɹ?
KrazyerKate wrote:While it's probably the strangest sounding advice I will ever give, we need to stay focused on Hardcore Pornography in order to be successful.


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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby neoliminal » Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:39 am UTC

Rock.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0073YYXRC
Read My Book. Cost less than coffee. Will probably keep you awake longer.
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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby TheChosenLnE » Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:54 pm UTC

Rock.

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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby broken_escalator » Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:10 pm UTC

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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby coolguy5678 » Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:50 pm UTC

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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby TheChosenLnE » Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:56 pm UTC

Rock. Haha, I'm winning.

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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby neoliminal » Sat Jan 08, 2011 7:17 am UTC

:arrow: Rock
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0073YYXRC
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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby SlyReaper » Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:39 am UTC

Rock
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What would Baron Harkonnen do?

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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby neoliminal » Sat Feb 12, 2011 9:53 pm UTC

ROCK
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0073YYXRC
Read My Book. Cost less than coffee. Will probably keep you awake longer.
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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby cjdrum » Sat Feb 12, 2011 9:58 pm UTC

If "nothing" beats rock, then:
cjdrum wrote:
:shock:

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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby neoliminal » Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:20 pm UTC

Rock. (you said it in your last post, so you were actually winning even though "nothing" is not a winning move.)
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0073YYXRC
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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby CalculatingGod » Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:47 pm UTC

Rock

Also, if nothing beats rock, what beats nothing?

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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby AJR » Tue Feb 15, 2011 11:15 pm UTC

Rock

Rock beats everything, including nothing, so rock beats nothing. And now I'm going to write that on a rock in invisible blue paint.

It's a real paint colour...

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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby cjdrum » Wed Feb 16, 2011 4:11 am UTC

"Nothing".
:shock:

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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby thorgold » Wed Feb 16, 2011 6:36 am UTC

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Wait...
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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby neoliminal » Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:30 pm UTC

Rock.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0073YYXRC
Read My Book. Cost less than coffee. Will probably keep you awake longer.
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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby Kromix » Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:36 pm UTC

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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby Maximus_Light » Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:30 am UTC

CalculatingGod wrote:Rock

Also, if nothing beats rock, what beats nothing?


Clearly we've forgotten about imagination.
(taken as direct or indirect as you would like)

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SO MANY ROCKS

Postby Nautilus » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:52 am UTC

Multiple rocks.
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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby Balesk Baj, Timeburner » Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:58 am UTC

Rock!

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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby KrazyerKate » Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:26 pm UTC

Rock.

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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby Kromix » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:55 pm UTC

Rocksauce!
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Re: Nothing Beats Rock.

Postby Nautilus » Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:35 am UTC

Rock stew.
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