I walk up to the pile, and the ground gives way, i fall in and hit my head on the empty can of sardines, and drop the penny i had. By the time this happens, it is too late for the Gilgamesh and he dies.
There is 1 penny on the pile, with a SmoothBlade shaped hole in the ground next to it. There is a fish, an empty can of sardines, a banana, an unconscious SmoothBlade, another penny, and the corpses of a smurf, a Gilgamesh, and a severely shell shocked and now dead Nautilus directly underneath the pile in the hole.
Otherwise known as Cheesy or Machete
A conservative furry! What a rarity!