Take a penny leave a penny.

[cjdrum]

I leave

Spoiler:

RAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!

on the pile.

There is now the rubble of an automatic pencil eraser tapping machine and an indestructible Pencil on the pile.

[Platypodes]

I tap the eraser until I get bored and take the pennies generated. I sweep up the rubble and leave the broom.

There is now an indestructible penny-making pencil and a broom on the pile.

[cjdrum]

I hire a team of clonists (is that even a word) to clone the indestructible Pencil multiple times, and a team of bored 11th grade students.

There are now 100 indestructible penny producing Pencils, a team of clonists, a hundred pencil-tappers, a broom, and a s***load of pennies on the pile.

[Platypodes]

I take a few truckloads of pennies. I give the pencil-tappers some food and pick up my broom.

There are now 100 penny-producing indestructible pencils, a team of clonists, 100 well-fed pencil-tappers, & a s***load of pennies on the pile.

[Thesh]

I take a penny.

There are now 100 penny-producing indestructible pencils, a team of clonists, 100 well-fed pencil-tappers, & a s***load of pennies - 1 on the pile.

[Scyrus]

I take the 100 Pencils to destroy them later in The Room to make different Objects. I take the team of clonists, but not before having them multiply the 100 well-fed pencil tappers into 10000 bored 11th graders. I use the s****load of pennies to instruct these kids in the arts of karate.

Then I leave 3 pennies.

There are now 3 pennies and an army of 10000 karate-kids in the pile.

[CydTheSloth?]

I take 10 of the karate kids and use them in my forces against the good while putting my own 1 million pennies into training them to be ninjas.

i leave one nerd

there are now 9,900 karate-kids, 1 nerd, and 100 ninjas in the pile.

[CorruptUser]

I leave 1 Jackie Chan in the pile

There is now Jackie Chan, 1 nerd, and 10000 corpses in the pile.

[KrazyerKate]

I leave another corpse.

There is now Jackie Chan, 1 nerd, and 10001 corpses in the pile.

[Thesh]

I leave a machine that goes "ping."

There is now Jackie Chan, 1 nerd, 10001 corpses, and a machine that goes "ping" in the pile.

[CydTheSloth?]

Using his excessive knowledge the nerd kicks Jackie Chan's ass.

There is now 1 nerd,10002 corpses in the pile, and a machine that goes *ping*

[cjdrum]

I leave Chuck Norri$ in the pile, at my own risk.

There is now Chuck Norri$ and 1 cjdrum corpse in the pile.

Yes. He killed the 10002 corpses.

EDIT: Chuck Norri$ automatically changes to Saladin's Mom. Damn.

[CydTheSloth?]

Wait back track, who said Jackie Chan is better then 100 ninjas?

Anyway, using power of reincarnation i bring the ninjas back to their former selves and they destroy Saladin's mom.

there are 100 ninjas in the pile

Edit: Chuck.Norris changes everything he rekills the ninjas.

there is Chuck.Norris in the pile

[Thesh]

This is ridiculous... How can you destroy Bruce Schneier?

Anyway... I put a flaming sword of swordness in the pile.

There is now one flaming sword of swordness in the pile.

[CydTheSloth?]

So much confusion, i take everything but Chuck.Norris.

Only Chuck.Norris decides whats in the pile.

[Thesh]

Bruce Schneier gets bored and leaves. I leave the mystical BB gun of Gazpacho, which was forged from the iron of Brazil, stamped with the logo of Daisy, furnished with the wood of Canada, lost in the great apartment move of 1974, found again in 1975, accidentally thrown away in 1993, found at the city dump shortly after, cleaned up by a hobbyist living in Maine, sold on ebay in 2007 for $20, and stolen from a car on January 31st 2011.

The pile now contains the mystical BB gun of Gazpacho, which was forged from the iron of Brazil, stamped with the logo of Daisy, furnished with the wood of Canada, lost in the great apartment move of 1974, found again in 1975, accidentally thrown away in 1993, found at the city dump shortly after, cleaned up by a hobbyist living in Maine, sold on ebay in 2007 for $20, and stolen from a car on January 31st 2011.

[CydTheSloth?]

i runaway with the gun i stole out of the car

i shoot cjdrum, why does he always die?

there is a dead cjdrum in the pile.

[CorruptUser]

I reanimate Cjdrum, and feed him 3 braaaaaains.

There are now 4 Zombies in the pile.

[CydTheSloth?]

Math, how did you get 4 zombies?

I leave Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak.

There is now 4 zombies and political unrest in Egypt.

[cjdrum]

I eat the brains of all the Egyptians. They now follow only my command, without thinking otherwise.

There is now an army of Egyptian zombies, led only by cjdrum, in the pile.

[CydTheSloth?]

I shoot cjdrum with the bb gun again, then I make all the egyptian zombies turn him into a zombie, then I crown myself pharaoh of Egypt.

there is now an army of egyptian zombies being ruled by Cyd Queen Pharaoh of all Egypt.

[cjdrum]

As the hole in my chest fades, I regain control of the zombie army. I lead them to take down the Pharaoh Cyd.

There is now a cjdrum-led army of zombies, including the ex-Pharaoh Cyd, and physics in the pile.

[_infina_]

I divide the pile by zero.

OH SHI-

[cjdrum]

I (extremely quickly) divide by whatever is in the pile.

There is now 1.

[CydTheSloth?]

I divide that by 2.

There is now 1/2.

[cjdrum]

I multiply a Cyd corpse by the reciprocal of the pile.

There is now 2 Cyd corpses on the pile.

[CydTheSloth?]

i divide that by your bad gramar

there ARE now two dead me's on the pile.

btw i have the 10 latest posts on game forums.

[cjdrum]

And I divide that by your bad spelling of "grammar". And add two pennies.

There are now 2 corpses of someone who can post in games, and two pennies on the pile.

[CydTheSloth?]

Shut up my spelling is crap I'm a math person, I shoot you with the magical BB gun and run away with every thing in the pile.

There is now one dying cjdrum in the pile.

[CorruptUser]

I give Cjdrum a Phoenix Down, but it turns out a Phoenix Down is actually a mysterious beverage.

There is now 372 pennies and a dead Cjdrum in the pile.

[CydTheSloth?]

I force feed the mysterious beverage I have hidden to Corruptuser and he dies.

There are now 372 pennies, a dead Corruptuser, and a dead cjdrum in the pile.

[CorruptUser]

...but not before vomiting 372 pennies!

There are now 744 pennies, a dead Corruptuser, and a dead cjdrum in the pile.

[Platypodes]

I put two gravediggers on the pile. They bury the corpses and take the pennies as payment.

There are now 2 gravediggers on the pile.

[more_people]

I train the gravediggers to be kidnappers/assassins. I ask them to bring me CydTheSloth?, dead or alive (preferable alive, so I can torture them).

There are now 2 kidnapper assassins and a half-dead CydTheSloth? on the pile.

[cjdrum]

Go more_people!

I reanimate the dead half of CydTheSloth?, turning him into a half-zombie: Full benefits of being a human, yet I control them.

There are now 2 kidnapper assassins and a half-zombie on the pile.

[Platypodes]

Edit: I was ninja'd by a zombie. 0_o

I, um, leave a penny and get the f*** out of here. There are now 2 assassins, a zombie, and a penny on the pile.

[cjdrum]

Your action fails, as CydTheSloth? eats half of your brains.

There are now 2 kidnapper assassins, 1 normal half-zombie, and a half-zombie with a penny in the pile.

Aw, you fixed it before I corrected you. I bring you back and attempt the same thing as above.

There are now 2 kidnapper assassins, 1 normal half-zombie, a half-zombie attempting to get the f*** out of there, and a penny on the pile.

[Platypodes]

Getting the f*** out of here is proving difficult, so I leave it behind & go in search of brains to eat.

There are now 2 kidnapper assassins, 1 half-zombie, the f***, and a penny on the pile.

[cjdrum]

I accurately convert the value of 1 f*** into brains.

There are now 2 kidnapper assassins, 1 half-fed half-zombie, and a penny on the pile.

[Platypodes]

I put 2 mysterious beverages on the pile. The assassins drink them, vomit 372 pennies each, & croak.

There are now 2 corpses, 1 half-fed half-zombie, & 745 pennies on the pile.