Choose Your Own Adventure-ish

[darknut]

E
the grue dies instantly from the blinding force of pure epic, do you

A) victory pose
B) search the body
C) hey baby did you see my sweet moves back there
D) continue to take the money out of the fake bank account as if nothing happened

[Sean Quixote]

C

You do a victory dance, for the ladies. The song playing is:

A) LMFAO - Sexy and I Know it
B) Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy
C) Haddaway - What Is Love?

[darknut]

A

[matt96]

You start dancing and all the ladies start staring at you thinking
a) Oh great, another crazy guy, let's call security and get him sent to a mental hospital
b) Oh great, another crazy guy, let's pretend he doesn't exist
c) Oh great, another awesome guy who I will now fight every other female in here to get.
d) Oh, I suppose we should have invested in random grue appearance insurance, look at the mess in here.

[Badion]

D, power to the grue.

[darknut]

no one notices your dance as they are preoccupied dealing with the damage caused by the grue, you go back to whatever it was that you were doing, looking around you remember you're in a bank
a) i think i was making a transaction of some sort
b) i just pwned a grue and did a sexy dance, clearly im a badass...i think i was robbing this place
c) bank? thats boring, im outa here (goto where the actions at)

[Sean Quixote]

B

[darknut]

hmm, you seem to be ill equiped for a robbery right now, but no matter
a) dive tackle the nearest gaurd, take their wepon, proceed with robbing
b) just roll with it, use intimadation, be a bad ass, they wont dare mess with you
c) theyre pretty distracted by the grue corpse, be sneaky, sneak into the vault, you gotta be sneaky, sneaky
d) "hey everyone i'm a bank person, ok, ima go in here and take some money, need it for bank stuff, kay, ima bank person!"

[MinotaurWarrior]

B

[Sean Quixote]

You attempt a tough-looking facial expression but fail miserably and are dogpiled by the bank guards. They take you into custody and charge you with Burgle-Larcen-Arsony®. You plead:

A) nolo contendere
B) not inno-guilty-cent
C) triple-jeopardy wtf hax?!?!?!?!???!?!??!??!??
D) INSANITY TAE-BO-FLEX P90X EXTREME WORKOUT

[darknut]

C) L0LZ W7F |-|4X0RZ

[MinotaurWarrior]

The court throws out your case, agreeing that it is "Totally Haxxorz", but you are found guilty of 1337 and thrown in jail for a 5 month sentence. Do you:

A) Spend your time becoming super-buff
B) Work your way up the prison gang ladder so you'll have connections on the outside?
C) Scream about your innocence to anyone who will listen?
D) Find creative uses for spoons?

[Sean Quixote]

D, of course.

[darknut]

everyone in the prison thinks your fetish is weird as hell and avoids you
a) go mad
b) now you have some privacy to find more creative uses for spoons
c) build bombs in secret to blast you way out
d) build bombs in secret to blast you way further in

[Arlick]

b). Who doesn't love my spoon sculptures which are secretly transmitting to the alien satellites which in fact are actually weapons disguised as transmitters

a)keep making spoon sculptures
b)attack the nearest inmate with the spoons
c)attack the nearest guard with the spoons
d)use the spoons to call the aliens and escape from the prison

[darknut]

D) summon aliens

[Sean Quixote]

Your plan actually works! The mothership arrives and immediately instigates an interstellar battle.

a) Grab a towel and stick your thumb in the air.
b) Put on your tinfoil hat.

[darknut]

A) if by thumb you mean your electronic thumb