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by **cjdrum** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:36 pm UTC

I'd get untrapped. And tell you that that wasn't cool either.

What would you do if there was a flying raptor zombie apocalypse?

by **more_people** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:01 pm UTC

I would sit back, relax and enjoy the show.

What would you do if you were a superhero?

by **cjdrum** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:03 pm UTC

I would be super.

What would you do if you were inventive in any way?

by **more_people** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:05 pm UTC

I would invent a device that would solve world peace .... or build a flying car, I don't know.

What woould you do if you had x-ray vision?

by **cjdrum** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:09 pm UTC

I would look at bones. [sarcasm] How exciting is that? [/sarcasm]

~~What would you do if somebody told you to stop posting rubbish?~~ No, I know the answer to that.

What would you do if your crush turned around and said, totally seriously, "I'm moving to Atlantis"?

by **more_people** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:15 pm UTC

I would say "Have fun at the bottom of the ocean" seriously.

What would you do if got into the spirit of this topic?

by **cjdrum** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:26 pm UTC

I would I ALREADY FUCKING AM, YOU'RE THE ONE DOING STUPID THINGS!

What would you do if there was a flying replica of the Titanic falling towards your house?

by **more_people** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:30 pm UTC

I would run away form my house at a right angle from the Titanic.

What would you do if you were part of one of Saw's games?

by **Kromix** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:03 pm UTC

i would win and you would loose

what would you do if your penis was made of hot pockets

by **Ansain** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:34 pm UTC

keep away from microwaves at all cost.

What would you do if you were the first zombie

by **more_people** » Sun Mar 06, 2011 7:29 am UTC

I would turn youinto a zombie.

What would you do if you were the last living person on Earth?

by **TheSweetKill** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:39 am UTC

I would blow everything up

What would you do if you were dying

by **more_people** » Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:43 am UTC

I would find a way to live.

What would you do if you couldn't get on this website?

by **John Citizen** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:52 am UTC

I would not be posting this now.

What would you do if you were standing next to a bomb with only 10 seconds to detonation?

by **Headshrinker** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 12:55 pm UTC

Ask whether that is the detonation of the bomb or of myself.

What would you do if you woke up with the biology of a wokiee

by **more_people** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:24 pm UTC

I would look for a crossbow and try to find Han Solo.

What would you do if the only language you can speak is wookie?

by **Headshrinker** » Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:11 pm UTC

Wind up in a mental hospital.

What would you do if you had a clone (of your age)

by **Kromix** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:06 pm UTC

we would rock and get drunk

what would you do if your mouth was filled with broken glass, and fire ants, and three meat jambalaya.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHnr72AsgIU

by **Moose Hole** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:44 pm UTC

I'd spit out the jambalaya because I'm a vegetarian.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? (the "if" is not stated in the rules)

by **Headshrinker** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:13 pm UTC

I'd spit out the jambalaya because I'm a vegetarian.

But not the ants?

by **Moose Hole** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 5:36 pm UTC

Headshrinker wrote:
I'd spit out the jambalaya because I'm a vegetarian.

But not the ants?

It was stated that the ants are made out of fire, not meat.

by **more_people** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:18 pm UTC

I would do nothing.

(I think it is implied with the title of the topic)

What would you do if Japan blew up?

by **Kromix** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:57 pm UTC

blame godzilla

what would you do if you were a vegetarian.

BTW. Fire ants, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_ant

by **more_people** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:09 pm UTC

I would make you brain dead and eat you because you are a 'vegetable'.

What would you do if you were Godzilla?

by **Headshrinker** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:20 pm UTC

NAKED CHICKEN DANCE

What would you do if you were someone elses hair

by **more_people** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:08 pm UTC

I ould crawl off their head and choke them.

What would you do if you were a puppet?

by **Headshrinker** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:32 pm UTC

NAKED CHICKEN DANCE

what would you do if you traveled back in time to 1000BC

by **Sosekopp** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:32 pm UTC

I'll invent something cool to impress the nearest civilization with, so they would let me live with them.

What would you do if you fell deeply in love with an homeopath?

by **Thirty-one** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:13 am UTC

Make a love potion and put a single drop in his town's drinking water reservoir. Or jump off a cliff.

What would you do with the drunken sailor, given that you were a fellow drunken sailor?

by **cjdrum** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:15 am UTC

I'd probably have a drunken brawl and drunkenly throw him off the boat.

What would you do if you had three arms and no head?

by **TheSweetKill** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 3:45 am UTC

I would Flail wildy and die

What would you do if only you or your love could survive?

by **cjdrum** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 3:55 am UTC

Pffft, love.
But if there was a choice, I would let them survive.

What would you do if this thread spontaneously combusted like the "Mudkips!" thread?

by **more_people** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:05 am UTC

I would catch it with a Pokeball.

What would you do if you were 40,000 years into the future?

by **Plasma Man** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:38 pm UTC

I'd provide them with valuable information about the past, including Games Workshop's interesting vision of the galaxy at that time.

What would you do if you had a valid point, but no-one would listen?

by **more_people** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:35 pm UTC

I would hijack all media systems and proclaim my valid point on the media systems so that everyone has to listen.

What would you do if you got trapped in a video game?

by **Nautilus** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:09 pm UTC

Win.

What would you do if you were trapped in real life?

by **more_people** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:30 pm UTC

Lose.

What would you do if you could enter any entertaining device?

by **Kromix** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:36 pm UTC

get entertained

what would you do if you had over-reactive premature ejaculation

by **lurzanmazin** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:18 am UTC

I will try to understand what premature ejaculation really is.

What would you do if you fart all night long for 3 days?

by **Tinman42** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:57 pm UTC

I would use a lighter and do my best to help solve the energy problem.

What would you do if you had half-two chance to know the answer to any question?

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