xkcd

by **more_people** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:29 pm UTC

I would answer that one question to the best of my ability as I fear that I going to die if I get it wrong.

What would you do if Mod Madness went for a year?

by **TheSweetKill** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:53 pm UTC

I would go crazy

What would you do if they stopped doing mod madness?

by **more_people** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:00 am UTC

I would starve because their is no mod cookies.

What would you do if the Universe isn't infinity?

by **Tinman42** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:24 am UTC

I'd have become a reaver.

what would you do if some one on this forum answerd your question and then asked the same exact question immediatley afterwards?

by **Malt** » Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:53 am UTC

I'd probably behead them.

What might you do if some one on this forum answered your question and then asked the same exact question immediately afterwards?

by **Plasma Man** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:39 pm UTC

Utter a sigh of weary resignation.

What would you do if you were a bad boy and they were going to come for you?

by **TheSweetKill** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 11:42 pm UTC

I would hide or have a stand off

What would you do if your were pinned down in a war and only had a desert eagle with 4 rounds left

by **more_people** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 11:48 pm UTC

I would find a bigger gun.

What would you do if you were pinned down to the floor by nails?

by **KrazyerKate** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:46 pm UTC

through my skin, or through my clothes? If skin, I'd rip one hand out no matter how much it hurt, which would allow me to reach a hammer and gently pull out the rest of the nails.

If clothes, rip 'em hulk-style.

What would you do if you locked in prison for ten years?

by **more_people** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:56 pm UTC

I would enter a state of meditation that is deep that I wouldn't release that ten years have passed.

What would you do if Godzilla attacked your home city/town?

by **KrazyerKate** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:59 pm UTC

I'd see if he wanted to be my friend. If not, hide in a basement with my dog and several shelves of nonperishables.

by **Kromix** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:13 pm UTC

Ah Garzira!

what would you do if your mom was your dad was your uncle was your grandmother?

by **more_people** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:02 pm UTC

I would create a wormhole that would destroy reality so that everything is right again.

What would you do if you don't belong in reality?

by **Badion** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:22 pm UTC

Re-write history to clear things up. What? Einstein did it.

What would you do if you were from Australia?

by **KrazyerKate** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:22 pm UTC

˙ʇǝuɐןd ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝpıs ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ uo uʍop ǝpısdn buıʌıן ǝןdoǝd ǝɥʇ ןןɐ ʇɐ ɥbnɐן p,ı

What would you do if you had a magic funnel that makes liquid chocolate out of thin air with the press of a button?

by **John Citizen** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:37 am UTC

Die from the ensuing obesity.

What would you do if you could duplicate any object perfectly?

by **Badion** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:54 pm UTC

KrazyerKate wrote:˙ʇǝuɐןd ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝpıs ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ uo uʍop ǝpısdn buıʌıן ǝןdoǝd ǝɥʇ ןןɐ ʇɐ ɥbnɐן p,ı

What would you do if you had a magic funnel that makes liquid chocolate out of thin air with the press of a button?

Just wanted to say awesome!

by **Badion** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:58 pm UTC

John Citizen wrote:Die from the ensuing obesity.

What would you do if you could duplicate any object perfectly?

I would probably start with an exact duplicate of earth....then the party would start.

What would you do if you stumbled upon a real mutant? Like one from the X-men, not one from the sewers of Futurama.

by **KrazyerKate** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:40 pm UTC

I would try to make friends. X-Men mutants are always really depressing and feel singled out, sometimes I think they just need a hug. Plus, how awesome would it be to have a friend that has blades for hands?

What would you do if George Washington's ghost agreed to answer you one question?

by **Badion** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:54 pm UTC

the dick side of me wants to answer, "ask a question". the side of me that is intellectual and understands what you really meant will say, "So, Heaven have a lot of angry British people?"

by **Nautilus** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:47 am UTC

If your head was on fire?

by **TheSweetKill** » Mon May 02, 2011 12:48 am UTC

I would ask him are aliens real?

What would you do if alien abducted you?

Badion and Nautilis dont break the thread T.T

by **more_people** » Wed May 04, 2011 7:56 am UTC

I would ask nicely if I could borrow a cork. That way they can't prob me.

What would you do if this topic became active again?

by **SmoothBlade** » Wed May 04, 2011 8:07 pm UTC

Participate.

What would you do if i sang out of tune? (lolz)

by **more_people** » Wed May 04, 2011 10:14 pm UTC

I would flee in terror.

What would you do if you had every single disease known to man?

by **SmoothBlade** » Thu May 05, 2011 3:44 am UTC

Probably die, or atleast cough a little

What would you do if you had the ability to control the minds of animals?

by **more_people** » Thu May 05, 2011 10:36 am UTC

I would make them rape you all at the same time.

What would you do if you had to do complete a test chamber from Portal?

by **TheSweetKill** » Thu May 05, 2011 11:37 pm UTC

i would put myself in an infinet loop

What would you do if you lost everything you've known and loved

by **more_people** » Fri May 06, 2011 12:46 am UTC

I would do the obvious thing and celebrate. You did say 'hate' right.

What would you do if you were fighting in a war that is really a training ground for better soldiers?

by **SummerGlauFan** » Fri May 06, 2011 6:37 am UTC

I'd become a better soldier, I guess.

What would you do if you were being chased by raptors?

by **T3CHN0CR4T** » Fri May 06, 2011 12:03 pm UTC

What would you do if you were being chased by raptors?

I'd unleash a homicidal duck to ward them off.

What would you do if the internet suddenly ceased to exist and you were the only person who seemed to remember it's existence?

by **more_people** » Fri May 06, 2011 12:59 pm UTC

I would cry so much that I would flood the earth.

What would you do if you were part of the Diablo 3 game?

by **cyberjacob** » Fri May 06, 2011 5:22 pm UTC

more_people wrote:What would you do if you were part of the Diablo 3 game?

I would attach blades to a diablo and slice the Dev's head off.

what would you do if I attached blades to a diablo and sliced your head off

by **more_people** » Fri May 06, 2011 10:48 pm UTC

I would launch a nuke at you just before I died.

What would you do if up was down and down was up.

by **T3CHN0CR4T** » Sat May 07, 2011 12:17 am UTC

Shit bricks :shock:

...Oh, and glue all my furniture to the ceiling :lol:

What would you do if you were locked in a supermarket overnight alone?

by **Tinman42** » Sat May 07, 2011 1:53 am UTC

Take all the screws and bolts out of everything in the store and put them in a single bucket. Also... sleep in a tent.

What would you do if your girl/boy friend turned into a zombie?

SmoothBlade wrote:What would you do if i sang out of tune? (lolz)

I i'd lend you my ear. (wish I saw this one before some one else responded) Beatles FTW

by **T3CHN0CR4T** » Sat May 07, 2011 3:32 pm UTC

Become a necrophiliac I guess XD

What would you do if you woke up and your were glued to your bed?

by **more_people** » Sat May 07, 2011 9:09 pm UTC

I would try to remember what I did last night.

What would you do if someone murdered this thread?

by **T3CHN0CR4T** » Sun May 08, 2011 1:54 am UTC

Cry uncontrollably.

What would you do if you could only eat spam for the rest of your life?

by **SmoothBlade** » Sun May 08, 2011 4:47 am UTC

Same thing as always, i dont normally do anything else with spam anyway, let alone eat it (har har)

What would you do if coke suddenly had a recall because of high levels of lead getting into all types of coke in every country?

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