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Postby Verator » Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:27 am UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet
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Postby ShadeWolf » Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:14 am UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt
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Postby 3.14159265... » Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:48 am UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five

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Postby ShadeWolf » Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:46 am UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well
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Postby Rodan » Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:16 pm UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained

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Postby techfish » Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:40 pm UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants

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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck

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Postby ArchangelShrike » Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:54 pm UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto

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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the

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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively

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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the forum
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Postby ShadeWolf » Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:53 am UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively, wooden forum
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively, wooden forum member
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively, wooden forum member that
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively, wooden forum member that usually stays
The wolf that walks in the dark is no more.

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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively, wooden forum member that usually stays in

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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively, wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively, wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively, wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves

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Postby Geekner » Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:44 pm UTC

Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively, wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were

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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively, wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing

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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively, wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively, wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively, wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long

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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively, wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This
"Alf Todd," said Ukridge, soaring to an impressive burst of imagery, "has about as much chance as a one-armed blind man in a dark room trying to shove a pound of melted butter into a wild cat's left ear with a red-hot needle." P.G. Wodehouse

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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This


(kinda hoped for a composer's name, e.g. chewing on a long piece by Beethoven.. oh well..)
"Alf Todd," said Ukridge, soaring to an impressive burst of imagery, "has about as much chance as a one-armed blind man in a dark room trying to shove a pound of melted butter into a wild cat's left ear with a red-hot needle." P.G. Wodehouse

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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe , but
"Alf Todd," said Ukridge, soaring to an impressive burst of imagery, "has about as much chance as a one-armed blind man in a dark room trying to shove a pound of melted butter into a wild cat's left ear with a red-hot needle." P.G. Wodehouse

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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody
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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed
"Alf Todd," said Ukridge, soaring to an impressive burst of imagery, "has about as much chance as a one-armed blind man in a dark room trying to shove a pound of melted butter into a wild cat's left ear with a red-hot needle." P.G. Wodehouse

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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to

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Once or twice in a life-time, there comes a time...a moment when everything becomes clear. I've always known mine: It starts with "A" and it ends with something that tastes like rotten tuna, but I actually believe that if everything tasted better than delicate anglerfish, Earth would become nonexistent. However, nothing can survive in happiness without hydrogen bombs and kites, including me. So, let's take a minute to swim through everything we've vomited since xkcd first came into being. First: Belial had a hat; and we never realized that, obviously, he was not in the raptor-fearing mood when the Raptors devoured his least shat-upon top-hat which we associated with humanity; however said raptors managed to convert Belial's raging rage into depression. This ensured that Twasbrillig, aka "stupid butt-face stabber," could not capitulate nor flatulate, due to poor grammar. Narsil, however, pondering hourly rituals involving surprise anal-retentive sex education, also enjoyed salivatingly flawless Kegel-cising. Yet felt dirty when five well-trained elephants snuck onto the massively wooden forum member that usually stays in-doors. The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling. This upset SilverWolfe, but nobody seemed to care.

What does "The wolves were chewing on a long piece by hurling" mean? It seems not to actually be a complete sentence...
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