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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby ostrichguy » Sat Dec 25, 2010 3:10 pm UTC

Bad News: You loved your children, no matter how annoying they were.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby osiris32 » Sat Dec 25, 2010 5:21 pm UTC

Good news: IT'S CHRISTMAS!!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Duban » Sat Dec 25, 2010 5:22 pm UTC

Bad News: The children you loved were eaten on christmas eve.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby osiris32 » Sat Dec 25, 2010 5:48 pm UTC

Good news: You can return all those presents and recoup the money you spent
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby voicedotter » Sat Dec 25, 2010 5:49 pm UTC

Bad news: the stores won't refund the items and are closed for a week

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Ortus » Sun Dec 26, 2010 3:59 am UTC

Good News: This creates demand. Demand only you can supply!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby osiris32 » Sun Dec 26, 2010 5:26 am UTC

Bad news: No one wanted that shit in the first place
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby tastelikecoke » Sun Dec 26, 2010 12:06 pm UTC

Good News: They will still buy it because it's a necessity, and necessities have inelastic demand.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby voicedotter » Sun Dec 26, 2010 1:49 pm UTC

bad news: they are not worth much.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby ostrichguy » Sun Dec 26, 2010 2:56 pm UTC

Good News: You didn't really need that money.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby osiris32 » Sun Dec 26, 2010 5:26 pm UTC

Bad news: Because you've just been diagnosed with a disease that will kill you in the next couple days
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby CorruptUser » Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:21 am UTC

Good News, the loan-sharks don't know that yet.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby osiris32 » Mon Dec 27, 2010 7:27 am UTC

Bad news: They watch this forum, and do now
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Skeinchug » Mon Dec 27, 2010 8:00 am UTC

Good news: Your family is so screwed up it will take the loan sharks forever to figure out who to bill next.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby osiris32 » Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:46 am UTC

Bad news: Your screwed up family got you on an episode of Cops
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby voicedotter » Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:17 am UTC

Good news: You managed to get them to blur everything about you and your house

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby CorruptUser » Tue Dec 28, 2010 7:12 am UTC

Bad news; because of blurring, you get all the beating of Rodney King without the publicity/settlement.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:01 pm UTC

Good news: you aren't under arrest (yet)
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby voicedotter » Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:34 pm UTC

Bad news: you don't get name suppression.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Account20151023 » Wed Dec 29, 2010 1:29 pm UTC

Good news: You get put into protective custody.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Duban » Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:25 pm UTC

Bad News: You're going to be protected in a 4x2 prison cell for the rest of your life.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby broken_escalator » Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:52 pm UTC

Good news: The cell is 4x2 as in 4 rooms by 2 rooms. You're at one of those halfway houses!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby CorruptUser » Wed Dec 29, 2010 6:03 pm UTC

Bad News; you see who else is at the halfway house...

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Account20151023 » Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:04 pm UTC

Good news, you're getting great life experience.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Ortus » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:24 pm UTC

Bad News, one of them is a drug habit.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby voicedotter » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:33 pm UTC

Good News: You are happy all the time

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby osiris32 » Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:44 am UTC

Bad news: Your perkiness drags everyone else down, and you are left friendless and alone
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby CorruptUser » Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:08 am UTC

Good news: But you are happy all the time, so you don't care.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby ostrichguy » Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:09 am UTC

Bad News: You get caught.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby CorruptUser » Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:19 am UTC

Good News, your lawyer was trained by John Cochran.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Krawl » Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:01 am UTC

Bad News: He was trained wrong, on purpose, as a joke.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby mark88man » Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:21 am UTC

Good News: The whole legal system is a joke so your lawyer rocks

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby osiris32 » Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:30 am UTC

Bad News: You got Judge Wapner
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Krawl » Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:31 am UTC

Good News: His name panel was misspelled. This is Judge Fapner.
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A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a date transfer of 1587.5TB.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Ortus » Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:56 pm UTC

Bad News: Judge Fapner... faps... in court.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Account20151023 » Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:00 pm UTC

Good News: From his repeated cries of OH GOD on the bench, a mistrial is declared for his attempts at establishing a state-sponsored religion.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Krawl » Thu Dec 30, 2010 11:15 pm UTC

Bad News: Your retrial is with Judge Judy. You're about to be on national television. And extremely bored.
Warning! Sex Facts:
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A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a date transfer of 1587.5TB.
That's a lot of Fucking Data! Haha! Get it? Fucking.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Vohu Manah » Fri Dec 31, 2010 7:29 am UTC

Good News: You hook up with the bailiff afterwards, and he has an extremely large baton.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby CorruptUser » Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:02 am UTC

Bad News: By baton, we mean thing he beats people with, not the sexual thing. And he likes to beat people a lot. And right now, he feels like beating you.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby voicedotter » Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:28 am UTC

Good news: There is a worse person behind you.


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