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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:26 am UTC

Good news: zombies can't use guns
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby xkcd follower » Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:37 pm UTC

Bad news: They can use throwing knives quite well and accurately.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby jendral_hxr » Sat Jan 07, 2012 8:35 pm UTC

Good news: they don't have the knife
I wish I weren't so stupid

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby tomtom2357 » Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:36 am UTC

Bad news, they just found, and took, your throwing knife supply
I have discovered a truly marvelous proof of this, which this margin is too narrow to contain.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:37 am UTC

Good News: You have a magnetic shield that repels knives.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Oflick » Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:37 am UTC

Bad news: It attracts Zombie Raptors and Dynamite.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby thorgold » Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:43 am UTC

Good news: The raptors are too decomposed to hunt and the dynamite is inert.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Oflick » Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:40 am UTC

Bad news: They still fly at you with enough force to do significant damage (which they do)

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby madjo » Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:25 pm UTC

good news, you're quite sturdy on your feet.
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby madjo » Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:18 am UTC

bad news: I killed the thread.
:)

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- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Oflick » Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:55 am UTC

Good news: The thread was a dick; everyone wanted it killed.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:40 pm UTC

Bad News: Without this thread, we are going to be bored out of our minds.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby madjo » Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:59 pm UTC

good news: we have no minds anyway!
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:03 pm UTC

Bad News: Since we have no minds, the Occupy Wall Street protests turn into terrorist sprees.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Adam H » Wed Jan 25, 2012 4:59 pm UTC

Good news: by eliminating much of the bottom 99% of the country, the top 1% becomes a much larger percentage!

(Damn, it's hard to make good news out of "terrorism sprees")
-Adam

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Oflick » Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:39 am UTC

Bad news: A new great depression hits.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Thu Jan 26, 2012 4:52 pm UTC

Good News: A miracle happens and suddenly, somehow, everyone has a job again.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Scyrus » Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:29 pm UTC

Bad news: This miracle cost the jobs of other people in the world, and now they are declaring war.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Adam H » Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:49 pm UTC

Good news: We win the war!
-Adam

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Oflick » Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:24 am UTC

Bad news: You only win by being the only person to survive the war. You spend the rest of your days wandering the destroyed earth as the only person still alive.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby madjo » Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:00 am UTC

Good news (or is it?): someone knocked on your door...
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Tomlidich » Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:50 pm UTC

bad news: it was another zombie raptor leftover. it bites your head off.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Oflick » Fri Jan 27, 2012 11:02 pm UTC

Good news: It grows back with no negative consequences.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby madjo » Sun Jan 29, 2012 12:18 pm UTC

Bad news: you're still all alone.
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Oflick » Sun Jan 29, 2012 12:43 pm UTC

Good news: Nobody can interrupt you when you wank.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby madjo » Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:50 am UTC

Bad news, no porn.
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Oflick » Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:05 pm UTC

Good news: You have this amazing ability to produce images in your mind.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby orangedragonfire » Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:19 pm UTC

Bad news: you can't turn this ability off.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Chewbaccawacca » Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:49 pm UTC

Good news: You have two minds, one of which is permanently off.
Not all who wander ar...blah blah blah, basically I want to be cool like Aragorn.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Adam H » Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:12 pm UTC

Bad News: The mind that's permanently off is your good one.
-Adam

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Chewbaccawacca » Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:31 pm UTC

Good news: That mind wears a spiffy hat!
Not all who wander ar...blah blah blah, basically I want to be cool like Aragorn.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby orangedragonfire » Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:22 pm UTC

Bad news: There is no good news.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Tomlidich » Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:59 pm UTC

good news: good is dumb, so it does not know this.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby orangedragonfire » Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:48 pm UTC

Bad news: That does not change the facts. Missing knowledge does not imply missing existence.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Chewbaccawacca » Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:37 pm UTC

Good news: An awesome, if highly-improbable, sperm whale just appeared out of nowhere! Sweet!
Not all who wander ar...blah blah blah, basically I want to be cool like Aragorn.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby RollingHead » Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:24 am UTC

Bad news: it just fell on you

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Chewbaccawacca » Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:58 am UTC

Good news: The ground did want to be friends!
Not all who wander ar...blah blah blah, basically I want to be cool like Aragorn.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Oflick » Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:26 am UTC

Bad news: Nobody wanted to be friends with the ground.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Tomlidich » Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:24 pm UTC

good news: by being squished into the ground, you fell into some kind of underground retro disco club. from space. they serve pangalactic gargleblasters there too!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Oflick » Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:25 pm UTC

Bad news: Disco.


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