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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Vohu Manah » Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:17 am UTC

Good News: Sequins!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Chewbaccawacca » Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:57 pm UTC

Bad News: There really is a place that serves Pan Galactic Gargleblasters. But it's 300 miles away from me. :(



ps. They're delicious and taste exactly how the book describes.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby madjo » Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:44 am UTC

Good news, at least you don't need to detox from the Pangalactic Gargleblasters.
:)

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- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby madjo » Sun Feb 05, 2012 5:30 pm UTC

Bad news: you are Arthur Dent
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby sixmultipliedbynine » Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:02 pm UTC

Good news: You've found Zaphod Beeblebrox and he's invited you on the Heart of Gold.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby thorgold » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:00 am UTC

Good news: You're not that Arthur Dent. You're Arthur Dent the investment consultant of Boulder, Colorado.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Oflick » Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:44 am UTC

Bad news: You're from Colorado.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby orangedragonfire » Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:00 pm UTC

Good News: You're from Colorado in another galaxy, not the one on Earth.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Tomlidich » Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:40 pm UTC

bad news: they still play country music on the radio there.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby eculc » Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:08 pm UTC

good news: what they call "country music" sounds strikingly similar to ACDC.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Adam H » Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:28 pm UTC

Bad news: You hate ACDC.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Oflick » Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:52 am UTC

Good news: You like this music in spite of the similarities.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Chewbaccawacca » Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:05 pm UTC

Bad news: Your ears just fell off.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Adam H » Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:06 pm UTC

Bad news: You don't even have a radio.

Good news: You don't have a radio, anyways.

I didn't want to play this stupid forum game anyways :(
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby orangedragonfire » Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:18 pm UTC

Good News: They were fake ears, and instead of a radio, you have a TV.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Oflick » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:06 am UTC

Bad news: TV is shit.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Bartimaeus » Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:55 am UTC

Good News: We're in the mood for shit, it distracts from matters of consequence!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Woopate » Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:18 pm UTC

Bad news: Matters of consequence are the shit on tv.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby orangedragonfire » Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:16 pm UTC

Good News: You can just turn the TV off.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Evengeduld » Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:28 am UTC

Bad news: You can't find the remote and the button on the TV is broken.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby RollingHead » Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:34 pm UTC

Good news: the satisfaction of destroying the televison with a sledgehammer.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby orangedragonfire » Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:15 pm UTC

Bad News: You can't find a sledgehammer, either.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Tomlidich » Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:28 pm UTC

good news: the hardware store is only a block away.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Adam H » Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:49 pm UTC

Bad news: You waste 30 minutes of your life only to find out the hardware store doesn't have any sledgehammers.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Tomlidich » Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:29 pm UTC

good news: they do have crowbars....

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Evengeduld » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:32 am UTC

Bad news: But they are sold out...
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cjmcjmcjmcjm wrote:Why study physical chemistry when you can study ethanol metabolism through practical methods?

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Tomlidich » Tue Feb 14, 2012 7:40 pm UTC

good news: they have a clearance sale on a jar of hammers.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Adam H » Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:58 pm UTC

Bad news: The television is apparently hammer proof.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Radical_Initiator » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:22 pm UTC

Good News: apparently, it isn't MC Hammer-proof
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Evengeduld » Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:18 am UTC

Bad News: STOP...
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cjmcjmcjmcjm wrote:Why study physical chemistry when you can study ethanol metabolism through practical methods?

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby madjo » Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:44 pm UTC

good news: it's clobbering time!
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Col. Mustard » Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:48 am UTC

Bad news: You're the one being clobbered.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby orangedragonfire » Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:57 pm UTC

Good News: You can use Kung Fu to defend yourself.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Sean Quixote » Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:19 am UTC

Bad news: There is no spoon.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby madjo » Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:33 pm UTC

Good news: that, luckily, is air you are breathing!
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby RollingHead » Sun Feb 26, 2012 1:51 am UTC

Bad news: smog.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby SchighSchagh » Sun Feb 26, 2012 8:03 am UTC

Good news: what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby orangedragonfire » Sun Feb 26, 2012 4:55 pm UTC

Bad News: It does kill you.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby SchighSchagh » Sun Feb 26, 2012 6:16 pm UTC

Good news: You have nine lives, and you haven't wasted all of them yet.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby madjo » Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:18 pm UTC

Bad news: you grew a tail that you keep stepping on, and makes it difficult to wear pants.
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.


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