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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby matt96 » Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:56 am UTC

Bad news: now for some random reason, the % of ninja'd posts on forums shoots up.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby orangedragonfire » Wed Apr 25, 2012 3:44 am UTC

Good News: Ninjas are awesome, so this is tolerable.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Bartimaeus » Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:40 pm UTC

Bad News: They don't read xkcd D:
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Sean Quixote » Wed Apr 25, 2012 3:58 pm UTC

Good news: Raptors are the mortal enemies of all who do read xkcd, so this is also tolerable. ;)
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Badion » Wed Apr 25, 2012 5:23 pm UTC

Bad news: Raptors get wind of this fact and create http://www.xkcd.com/raptor site. Effectively altering the xkcd universe with raptors. Instead of black hat man, there is black hat raptor.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Bartimaeus » Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:42 pm UTC

Good news: That sounds awesome!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby orangedragonfire » Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:11 am UTC

Bad News: The raptors eat you, so you don't get to read the comics.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:19 am UTC

Good News: The raptors forget to chew their food, so you can still read the comics from within their stomach.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Bartimaeus » Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:17 am UTC

Bad News: You're in a raptor's stomach.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby matt96 » Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:23 am UTC

Good news: the raptor was really just a drug fueled hallucination
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Bartimaeus » Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:22 pm UTC

Bad News: When you awake from hallucinating, the world has burned.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby ShortChelsea » Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:38 pm UTC

Good news: Your girlfriend is one of the survivors!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Sun Apr 29, 2012 5:51 pm UTC

Bad News: She gets radiation sickness and becomes bald.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby matt96 » Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:26 pm UTC

Good news: now there are a bunch of hot girls whose boyfriends died in the disaster to choose from.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:28 pm UTC

Bad News: They see right through you and they can sense that capitalist attitude of yours.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby matt96 » Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:29 pm UTC

Good news: They have no other choice
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Badion » Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:24 pm UTC

Bad news: The radiation has caused you to have erectile dysfunction. So all those girls just laugh at you.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby ShortChelsea » Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:00 pm UTC

Good news: two blocks away is a pharmacy filled with pills.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby farnsworth » Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:58 pm UTC

Bad news: All the pills are emetics.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby ShortChelsea » Tue May 01, 2012 2:19 pm UTC

The good news is: you're into that sort of thing.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Badion » Tue May 01, 2012 2:44 pm UTC

Bad news: They are.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby orangedragonfire » Fri May 04, 2012 9:51 pm UTC

Good News: You are good at hiding.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Sun May 06, 2012 3:45 am UTC

Bad News: There is still a lot of pollen in the air, and your sneezing gives away your location.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby orangedragonfire » Sun May 06, 2012 4:47 am UTC

Good News: Your position is quite hard to reach.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Sun May 06, 2012 11:57 pm UTC

Bad News: They have bloodhounds, pickaxes, and grappling hooks to help them reach your location.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby ShortChelsea » Mon May 07, 2012 3:32 am UTC

Good news: Those hounds are more interested in chasing rabbits than you.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby farnsworth » Tue May 08, 2012 12:50 am UTC

Bad news: The rabbits run towards you.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Tue May 08, 2012 10:04 pm UTC

Good News: You can enter a room and close the door behind you.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby orangedragonfire » Thu May 10, 2012 6:27 am UTC

Bad News: The door does not have a lock.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby mind404 » Fri May 11, 2012 5:13 pm UTC

Good News: but it does have a jet pack!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Badion » Fri May 11, 2012 7:43 pm UTC

Bad News: Gas for the jet pack is way to expensive for you to buy.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby ShortChelsea » Fri May 11, 2012 10:14 pm UTC

Good news: Stealing is no longer a crime if you're in the end times.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby orangedragonfire » Mon May 14, 2012 2:33 pm UTC

Bad News: You don't know a place to steal gas from because everything was destroyed.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby ShortChelsea » Tue May 15, 2012 6:14 pm UTC

Good news: Aliens!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Tue May 15, 2012 10:52 pm UTC

Bad News: The immigration department has already deported them back to mars and confiscated their jet pack fuel.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby brakos82 » Wed May 16, 2012 5:25 am UTC

Good news: Gas prices went down 23 cents!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby tastelikecoke » Thu May 17, 2012 7:35 am UTC

Bad news: Gas prices went up 27 cents!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby orangedragonfire » Thu May 17, 2012 9:10 am UTC

Good News: You find a briefcase with lots of money!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby ShortChelsea » Thu May 17, 2012 9:14 pm UTC

Bad news: People trade goods during an apocolypse, not money.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby orangedragonfire » Fri May 18, 2012 12:02 pm UTC

Good News: You have lots of goods, too!
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