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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Yablo » Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:24 pm UTC

Bad news: The peanut butter is pure truth.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Neil_Boekend » Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:03 am UTC

Good news: it was made from hypoallergenic peanuts.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

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flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Sun Apr 05, 2015 9:33 pm UTC

Bad News: The table is like a peanut butter magnet and you have to clean it up now.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Klear » Sun Apr 05, 2015 9:40 pm UTC

Good news: You successfully summon Mr. Clean!


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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Queen Arasene » Wed May 06, 2015 11:49 am UTC

Good news: Mr. Clean solved the engine problem behind your back, so you don't get fired! And, you know, you don't die.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Yablo » Wed May 06, 2015 10:46 pm UTC

Bad news: You still get demoted, and Mr. Clean is hired as your new supervisor.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Queen Arasene » Mon May 11, 2015 10:10 am UTC

Good news: He likes you, so your job is much more enjoyable now!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Neil_Boekend » Tue May 12, 2015 8:38 am UTC

Bad news: He likes you only because he has manipulated your personality by means of a series of electric shocks. You have changed so much that your partner (if applicable), friends and family abandon you.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

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flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Tue May 19, 2015 2:03 am UTC

Good News: Your nightmares have disappeared at least.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Neil_Boekend » Tue May 19, 2015 8:03 am UTC

Bad news: they have been replaced with nightstallions, and those are much worse.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Whizbang » Tue May 19, 2015 2:12 pm UTC

Good News: You're getting sleep, at least.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Neil_Boekend » Tue May 19, 2015 2:15 pm UTC

Bad news: you don't wake up.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Whizbang » Tue May 19, 2015 4:31 pm UTC

Good news: It was all just a dream.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Neil_Boekend » Tue May 19, 2015 6:18 pm UTC

Bad news: dream don't help with getting nutrients. You starve.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

he/him/his

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Queen Arasene » Thu May 21, 2015 7:17 am UTC

Good news: You're a robot, so you don't actually have to eat!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Neil_Boekend » Thu May 21, 2015 7:48 am UTC

Bad news: You are Marvin.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Queen Arasene » Sat May 23, 2015 2:39 pm UTC

Good news: Marvin is awesome!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Neil_Boekend » Sun May 24, 2015 6:04 pm UTC

bad news: he's bored by everything.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Queen Arasene » Tue May 26, 2015 8:34 am UTC

Good news: You can no longer be frightened or terrified of anything!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Neil_Boekend » Tue May 26, 2015 8:41 am UTC

Bad news: You have this terrible pain in all the diodes down your left side.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

he/him/his

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Queen Arasene » Fri May 29, 2015 2:04 pm UTC

Good news: You're practically immortal!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Neil_Boekend » Mon Jun 01, 2015 10:23 am UTC

Oh great, more time to be bored.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

he/him/his

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Queen Arasene » Wed Jun 03, 2015 6:34 am UTC

Good news: Mr. Bent swoops down to entertain you.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Neil_Boekend » Wed Jun 03, 2015 8:11 am UTC

Bad news: his only funny aspect is his misconception about his mathematical capability.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

he/him/his

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Queen Arasene » Wed Jun 03, 2015 8:22 am UTC

Good news: You're now on the Discworld!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Whizbang » Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:50 pm UTC

Bad News: No, wait. It's Discoworld.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Neil_Boekend » Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:51 pm UTC

Good news: you still have your old disco pants in your closet. With the really wide pipes!
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

he/him/his

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Queen Arasene » Wed Jun 03, 2015 4:11 pm UTC

Bad news: You're here. Your closet, with the old disco pants, is still on Pluto. Which is, all things considered, pretty much an infinitely long way away.
It's Magic. I ain't gonna explain shit.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Neil_Boekend » Wed Jun 03, 2015 4:14 pm UTC

Good news: you have a pair of modern pants that you can modify, some cloth in the correct style, a sewing machine and the required skill.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

he/him/his

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Queen Arasene » Thu Jun 04, 2015 8:57 am UTC

Bad news: Someone stole your pants. And your wallet. And your briefcase. And your robot heart (but they left the painful diodes down your left side). You feel sad.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Neil_Boekend » Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:02 am UTC

Good news: merely feeling sad is a step up. You're making progress.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

he/him/his

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Queen Arasene » Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:23 am UTC

Bad news: The progress you're making is in the direction of Vetinari's torture chamber.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Neil_Boekend » Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:59 am UTC

Good news, it's not as a prisoner but as a torturer.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

he/him/his

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Queen Arasene » Sun Jun 07, 2015 1:44 pm UTC

Bad news: You're working for Lord Vetinari, which is practically torture anyway.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby quintopia » Tue Jun 09, 2015 1:03 pm UTC

Good News: You're on indefinite sabbatical.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Queen Arasene » Thu Jun 11, 2015 2:03 pm UTC

Bad news: That means you don't get paid.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby SDK » Thu Jun 11, 2015 2:22 pm UTC

Good news: You won the lottery!
The biggest number (63 quintillion googols in debt)

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Whizbang » Thu Jun 11, 2015 2:25 pm UTC

Bad News: Through some glitch in the system, so did everyone else, even, somehow, people who didn't buy a ticket. Therefore you came out with less than you put in.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Queen Arasene » Fri Jun 12, 2015 4:07 pm UTC

Good news: By understanding this glitch, you finally manage to find out that you're actually in the Matrix! You stage a daring escape.
It's Magic. I ain't gonna explain shit.


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