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Postby Alcari » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:02 pm UTC

Bad News: The unfriendly trained seals are still coming.
I'm made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

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Postby ShadeWolf » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:32 pm UTC

Good News: You can bribe the unfriendly trained seals with fish
The wolf that walks in the dark is no more.
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Postby Eleven » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:58 pm UTC

Bad news: The unfriendly trained seals are actually trained to balance explosive devices on their noses... and hurl them at you with deadly accuracy.
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Postby Mother Superior » Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:01 pm UTC

Good news: Dolphines especially trained by the US Navy come to the rescue and disarms all explosive devices thrown at you.
existential_elevator wrote:MS just had to bribe me to do it in a seedy location in Gothenburg.
existential_elevator wrote:Everything is better with a penis!
existential_elevator wrote:I has butthurts. Ow.

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Postby Col. Mustard » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:03 am UTC

Bad news: The dolphins disarm all the explosives thrown at you, but conveniently miss the one gently placed next to you.
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Postby Mother Superior » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:06 am UTC

Good news: It's only a small one.
existential_elevator wrote:MS just had to bribe me to do it in a seedy location in Gothenburg.
existential_elevator wrote:Everything is better with a penis!
existential_elevator wrote:I has butthurts. Ow.

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Postby ArchangelShrike » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:15 am UTC

Bad News: It explodes.
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Postby Mother Superior » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:17 am UTC

Good news: You still have one leg and most of your torso left.
existential_elevator wrote:MS just had to bribe me to do it in a seedy location in Gothenburg.
existential_elevator wrote:Everything is better with a penis!
existential_elevator wrote:I has butthurts. Ow.

Some things are worth fighting for. Others, giving up everything for.
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Postby __Kit » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:20 am UTC

Bad News: Your dead for now
=]
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Postby ArchangelShrike » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:23 am UTC

Good News: Baby Jeebus saves you!
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Postby Mother Superior » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:26 am UTC

Bad News: You've lost your faith in cheeses.
existential_elevator wrote:MS just had to bribe me to do it in a seedy location in Gothenburg.
existential_elevator wrote:Everything is better with a penis!
existential_elevator wrote:I has butthurts. Ow.

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Postby The LuigiManiac » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:24 am UTC

Good News: You still have faith in ice cream.

(no, I didn't miss the pun)
Spoiler:
THE CAKE IS A 3.141592653589...!
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Postby ShadeWolf » Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:57 am UTC

Bad News: It's not enough to raise you from the dead
The wolf that walks in the dark is no more.
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Postby Klye » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:46 pm UTC

good news: you wake up from your bad dream, and you are safe in your bed at home
Phi wrote: Be careful when touching it though. It really expands.

Why would she say that?!?
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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:00 pm UTC

bad news: Your bed is wet with urine
Image Une See Fights - crayon super-ish hero webcomic!
Spoiler:
Nullcline wrote:What a colossal waste of stupidity.
fjafjan wrote:I got quite a lot of "batter" left
natraj wrote:skydiving is p fun (in this respect it is almost exactly unlike centipedes)
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Postby Ended » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:06 pm UTC

Good news: it's definitely not raptor urine. A quick taste-test confirms this.
Generally I try to make myself do things I instinctively avoid, in case they are awesome.
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Postby Twasbrillig » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:11 pm UTC

Bad news: A quick taste test confirmed that.
I want to have Bakemaster's babies. It's possible, with science.

I wonder if you can see...
...what is wrong with my signature?

wing wrote:I'm sorry... But that was THE funniest thing I've ever read on the interbutts.
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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:13 pm UTC

Good news: It was not your mouth
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Nullcline wrote:What a colossal waste of stupidity.
fjafjan wrote:I got quite a lot of "batter" left
natraj wrote:skydiving is p fun (in this respect it is almost exactly unlike centipedes)
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Postby Twasbrillig » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:19 pm UTC

Bad news: It was the mouth of the raptor right next to you.
I want to have Bakemaster's babies. It's possible, with science.

I wonder if you can see...
...what is wrong with my signature?

wing wrote:I'm sorry... But that was THE funniest thing I've ever read on the interbutts.
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Postby Mother Superior » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:45 pm UTC

Good news: The raptor just ate your mom, who was also sleeping next to you, so it's not hungry anymore.
existential_elevator wrote:MS just had to bribe me to do it in a seedy location in Gothenburg.
existential_elevator wrote:Everything is better with a penis!
existential_elevator wrote:I has butthurts. Ow.

Some things are worth fighting for. Others, giving up everything for.
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Postby Klye » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:16 pm UTC

bad news: you had been sleeping with your mom
Phi wrote: Be careful when touching it though. It really expands.

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Postby __Kit » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:48 pm UTC

Good News: She was good.
=]
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Postby Mother Superior » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:26 pm UTC

Bad news: She doesn't really love you. Also she's your mom. With whom you just had sex. Your mom, that is. Sex with, that is.
existential_elevator wrote:MS just had to bribe me to do it in a seedy location in Gothenburg.
existential_elevator wrote:Everything is better with a penis!
existential_elevator wrote:I has butthurts. Ow.

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Postby Klye » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:28 pm UTC

good news: she just got eaten by a raptor, so now you're the only person that knows about it.
Phi wrote: Be careful when touching it though. It really expands.

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Postby ShadeWolf » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:43 pm UTC

bad news: the raptor is now hungry again
The wolf that walks in the dark is no more.
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Postby Mother Superior » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:52 pm UTC

Good news: Your father is also in the bed so you can feed him to the raptor.
existential_elevator wrote:MS just had to bribe me to do it in a seedy location in Gothenburg.
existential_elevator wrote:Everything is better with a penis!
existential_elevator wrote:I has butthurts. Ow.

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Postby The Mighty Thesaurus » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:21 am UTC

Bad news: You are your own father.
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Postby Mathmagic » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:54 am UTC

Good news!

You are Darth Vader! (Read: Jedi...who is the Father of a Jedi...DOUBLE JEDI POWERZ FTW!)
Axman: That, and have you played DX 10 games? It's like having your corneas swabbed with clits made out of morphine.
Pathway: cocks cocks cocks
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Postby Geekner » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:13 am UTC

Bad News: You are also Hayden Christensen.
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Postby ShadeWolf » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:15 am UTC

Good News: You still have kick ass jedi powers
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Postby SoapyHobo » Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:14 pm UTC

Bad News: You realise that without the help of various special effects editors/stunt men/other film crew you actually don't have kick ass jedi powers and are just another actor.
Jack Saladin wrote:Goddamn that's an awesome ****, Soapy. Once they get around to making artificial **** and I replace my crappy original ones, I'm gonna make mine look like that.
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Postby evilbeanfiend » Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:13 pm UTC

good news: the raptor is put off by the urine
in ur beanz makin u eveel
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Postby Mother Superior » Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:25 pm UTC

Bad news: The urine isn't yours.
existential_elevator wrote:MS just had to bribe me to do it in a seedy location in Gothenburg.
existential_elevator wrote:Everything is better with a penis!
existential_elevator wrote:I has butthurts. Ow.

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Postby German Sausage » Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:54 pm UTC

end thread.
<bakemaster> Only German Sausage can prevent forest fires
<felstaff> Hype is like a giant disappointment ray aimed squarely at the finished article.
<watson> Treat me like a criminal, Holmes!
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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:38 pm UTC

Good news: It is the urine of a creature which urinates rainbows.
Image Une See Fights - crayon super-ish hero webcomic!
Spoiler:
Nullcline wrote:What a colossal waste of stupidity.
fjafjan wrote:I got quite a lot of "batter" left
natraj wrote:skydiving is p fun (in this respect it is almost exactly unlike centipedes)
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Postby crazyjimbo » Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:45 pm UTC

Bad news: Rainbows of death
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Postby SoapyHobo » Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:52 pm UTC

Good News: Rainbows of raptor death
Jack Saladin wrote:Goddamn that's an awesome ****, Soapy. Once they get around to making artificial **** and I replace my crappy original ones, I'm gonna make mine look like that.
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Postby evilbeanfiend » Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:03 pm UTC

explains why the raptor was put off.

bad news: the rainbow urine kills the raptor, turning it into a, da da daaaa, ZOMBIE RAPTOR
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Postby LE4dGOLEM » Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:16 pm UTC

Good news: you remember all your zombie survival lessons
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Spoiler:
Nullcline wrote:What a colossal waste of stupidity.
fjafjan wrote:I got quite a lot of "batter" left
natraj wrote:skydiving is p fun (in this respect it is almost exactly unlike centipedes)
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Postby crazyjimbo » Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:18 pm UTC

Bad news: Your zombie survival lessons consisted of watching the Dawn of the Dead remake. Sadly, there are no shopping malls near by.
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