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Stinky Pinky

Postby Nevea » Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:35 am UTC

Here's the game: List two descriptive words as clues. The answers to the clues have to rhyme. Try to have some fun with it (puns are always welcome). To keep the game moving at a decent pace we'll wait for confirmation from the OP of the correct answer or for the first answer to be voted for 3 times.

Example: Smelly Finger
Answer: Stinky Pinky

Starting off easy with the first clue: Clever animal, cube
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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby thicknavyrain » Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:02 am UTC

Humanoid Cuboid!
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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby John Citizen » Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:35 am UTC

It would be fox box.

Keyboard instrument, measurement
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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby Sean Quixote » Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:12 pm UTC

Both seem equally valid. How do we sort out that type of situation?

As for your clue, John, the only thing I can think of is 'chrome metronome'?

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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby Phrozt » Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:22 pm UTC

John Citizen wrote:It would be fox box.

Keyboard instrument, measurement


keytar, meter

Here's an idea on the rule for deciding the winner:

- OP of the current puzzle says so
- 3 posters agree on an answer

This should allow the game to continue at a decent pace.

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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby Kromix » Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:01 pm UTC

John Citizen wrote:It would be fox box.

Keyboard instrument, measurement

Piano, nano
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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby SmoothBlade » Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:21 pm UTC

Harpsichord cord

Xylophone stone

theres more but I don't feel like figuring them out
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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby Nevea » Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:19 pm UTC

John Citizen wrote:It would be fox box.

Keyboard instrument, measurement


Yes, fox box is what I had in mind. Been trying to figure the other one out all day... still can't come up with anything better than what's already been posted (thought of keytar-meter as well but they don't rhyme). I'm partial to the piano-nano answer.

I'll update the original post with more specifics!
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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby John Citizen » Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:31 pm UTC

I can't accept "piano nano" because nano is an order of magnitude rather than a measumement.

"Harpsichord cord" works however (it's not what I was thinking of).

SmoothBlade's turn, unless people want to figure out what mine actually was.
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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby Phrozt » Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:25 pm UTC

John Citizen wrote:I can't accept "piano nano" because nano is an order of magnitude rather than a measumement.

"Harpsichord cord" works however (it's not what I was thinking of).

SmoothBlade's turn, unless people want to figure out what mine actually was.


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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby Thirty-one » Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:30 pm UTC

I'm not a native speaker, so obviously my pronunciation might be off, but does keytar - meter rhyme for the rest of you people? Doesn't for me.
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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby Kromix » Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:07 pm UTC

i second the motion in regards to keytar not rhyming with meter
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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby Sean Quixote » Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:38 pm UTC

Kromix wrote:i second the motion in regards to keytar not rhyming with meter

I'll third that. We should try to refrain from using half rhymes, with the possible exception of a really funny pun that's arguably worth bending the rules for. ;)

John Citizen wrote:SmoothBlade's turn, unless people want to figure out what mine actually was.

I can't think of anything else, but I'd still like to know the answer, at the very least... :P

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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby Tinman42 » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:16 pm UTC

Furlong
Firkin
Parsecs
Fortnights
football field...
nano-second
bequerel
dioptre

^list of unusual measuremants, none of which rhyme with "hurdy-gurdy"

Although, I did learn that 1.8 terafurlongs per fortnight = the speed of light

I'm sure thats useful
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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby BurningLed » Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:22 pm UTC

Maybe this will help.
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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby John Citizen » Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:17 pm UTC

Yeah, I was discounting Phrozt's suggestion because they didn't rhyme.

Oh, and the instrument is in the wikipedia list.
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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby Tinman42 » Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:37 pm UTC

I just want the instrument to be the hurdy-gurdy, but no measurements rhyme with it. I thought maybe "thirty" but that wouldn't count.

perhaps a mellotron metric-tonne? (some alliteration there as well, bonues points?)
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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby John Citizen » Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:40 pm UTC

No, but good guess.
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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby Sean Quixote » Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:09 am UTC

I would say that thirty rhymes with hurdy-gurdy, but if that's not what it is then the point is moot. :P

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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby John Citizen » Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:21 am UTC

Thirty isn't a measurement.
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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby _infina_ » Wed Apr 27, 2011 1:55 am UTC

accordion octogenarian.

it was not stated that it needed to be a unit of measurement.
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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby cjdrum » Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:14 am UTC

Dulcitone Stone?
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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby John Citizen » Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:35 am UTC

Neither of those are correct.

_infina_ wrote:it was not stated that it needed to be a unit of measurement.

Well now you know that that is what I meant.
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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby Sean Quixote » Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:45 am UTC

Virginal interval? :D

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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby John Citizen » Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:48 am UTC

No.
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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby SmoothBlade » Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:12 am UTC

Considering Harpsichord cord was the closest, and theres also xylophone stone which you overlooked... anyway im going to go ahead and continue

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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby John Citizen » Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:29 am UTC

Okay then, mine was melodica kilometre.

I can't think of any that could work for this one.
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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby Nevea » Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:34 pm UTC

Is it just me or is kilometre and melodica a bad rhyme?

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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby Tinman42 » Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:17 pm UTC

any kind of chocholate bar and shofar

I.E. Mars bar - Shofar

Although i like toblerone - trombone more.
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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby Thirty-one » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:04 pm UTC

Nevea wrote:Is it just me or is kilometre and melodica a bad rhyme?


I wasn't going to say, but now that you already did, yes (to my ears).
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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby SmoothBlade » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:30 pm UTC

Nevea wrote:Toblerone Trombone?

bingo, or Toblerone Baritone, either works, ur turn
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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby Nevea » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:49 pm UTC

Woot.

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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby Phrozt » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:52 pm UTC

John Citizen wrote:Okay then, mine was melodica kilometre.

I can't think of any that could work for this one.


And you said keytar meter was a bad rhyme?? At least they both actually end in the same letter...

How the hell do "a" and "er" sounds rhyme??

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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby Thirty-one » Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:15 pm UTC

Some people will prounounce kilometre with a -meta ending. Still not a very good rhyme to a -ca ending in my book.
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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby JBJ » Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:43 pm UTC

Nevea wrote:Woot.

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Pretty confident in that answer, so I'll put forth my challenge (will un-spoil when confirmed)
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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby Tinman42 » Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:04 pm UTC

algolagnic elastic?

that sucks, and i have never heard the word algolagnic befor, but im trying.


Edit* didnt see cruel joule, that makes me feel dumb.
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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby Nevea » Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:43 pm UTC

lol. Yeah, cruel joule was it, go ahead and un-spoil your clue JBJ.

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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby Tinman42 » Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:16 pm UTC

flagrant vagrant?
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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby Sean Quixote » Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:56 pm UTC

Hobo glow?

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Re: Stinky Pinky

Postby JBJ » Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:43 pm UTC

Tinman42 wrote:flagrant vagrant?

Bingo!
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