King Of The Hill

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King Of The Hill

Postby T3CHN0CR4T » Sun May 08, 2011 8:16 am UTC

I didn't see this here (Attack and Defend was the closest thread I could see) and it's a really awesome game if everyone gets into it and plays properly.

How it works: The idea is that you have to claim the virtual hill from the previous poster.

Example:

Member 1: I unleash Bruce Schneier who roundhouse kicks you off the hill. I claim the hill in all it's glory.

Member 2: I blast the hill with Justin Bieber's Baby, deafening everyone around the hill. In the confusion, I slip past Bruce Schneier and claim the hill.

Rules:

1. You have to wait for someone to take the hill from you before you are allowed to post again. (No double posts)
2. Try not to reuse ideas, be original where possible.
3. Don't argue about impenetrable defenses. The hill can always be taken - no exceptions.
4. HAVE FUN! :D

I'll start:

I unleash a poisonous gas that clears the hill of any and all living organisms and claim the hill in all it's sterile glory :lol:
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Veni, Vidi, Vici

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby John Citizen » Sun May 08, 2011 8:24 am UTC

I dig underground, and take all of the dirt and rocks from under the hill. I use it to make my own hill.
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby T3CHN0CR4T » Sun May 08, 2011 8:34 am UTC

Oh, I forgot that too, you're not allowed to make another hill or move the existing hill. Doh, trust me to forget that XD

I call Osama Bin Laden who, furious after getting 72 male virgins, unleashes a devastating explosion on the hill, killing John Citizen. I claim the hill.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Veni, Vidi, Vici

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby John Citizen » Sun May 08, 2011 9:49 am UTC

Alright then.

I create a wormhole from a parallel universe in which I am alive, and knock T3CHN0CR4T out using a cricket bat. I claim the hill.
"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation"
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby T3CHN0CR4T » Sun May 08, 2011 9:53 am UTC

John Citizen wrote:I create a wormhole from a parallel universe in which I am alive, and knock T3CHN0CR4T out using a cricket bat. I claim the hill.


LOL :lol:

After being concussed for several hours, I order a team of Kung Fu Monkeys off the internet and send them to turn John Citizen into John Doe. I then claim the hill.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Veni, Vidi, Vici

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby more_people » Sun May 08, 2011 9:54 am UTC

I place the sorcey Act of Treeson on John Citizen and make him give me the hill. I have now claimed the hill.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby John Citizen » Sun May 08, 2011 10:23 am UTC

I, in the future, get in a time machine and go to the past, claiming the hill before anyone had it in the first place. I barricade it to stop the events of the future from occuring to me.
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby BurningLed » Sun May 08, 2011 5:19 pm UTC

I stand on top of your barricades and claim the hill.
Axman wrote:Some people blow their cash on watches that they show off to people who think said watches make a person cool. Some people spend a weekend buying everyone fake gifts in a game of make-believe.
I think the latter group is awesome.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby Nautilus » Sun May 08, 2011 7:12 pm UTC

I stand on top of your head and claim the hill.
My flagella bring all the boys to the yard

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby T3CHN0CR4T » Sun May 08, 2011 8:50 pm UTC

I call in an air strike on the hill, killing everyone on it. I claim the hill in all it's glory!
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Veni, Vidi, Vici

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby more_people » Sun May 08, 2011 9:40 pm UTC

I call upon an angel to carry you away into the horizon. I calim the hill in all it's holy glory.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby BurningLed » Mon May 09, 2011 12:20 am UTC

more_people wrote:I call upon an angel to carry you away into the horizon. I calim the hill in all it's holy glory.



I order my Russian troops to ruin your Çalim and claim the hill.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalem
Axman wrote:Some people blow their cash on watches that they show off to people who think said watches make a person cool. Some people spend a weekend buying everyone fake gifts in a game of make-believe.
I think the latter group is awesome.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby more_people » Mon May 09, 2011 2:08 am UTC

One word ......
Spoiler:
Mewtwo.
I claim the hill in all its genetic glory.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby Lorenz » Mon May 09, 2011 2:16 am UTC

Masterball.

I claim mewtwo in all its pokemon glory.


And the hill, also.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby more_people » Mon May 09, 2011 2:22 am UTC

I convince the government of this country to give me diplomatic immunity and walk past you alll to claim the hill in all its diplomatic glory.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby Lorenz » Mon May 09, 2011 2:35 am UTC

After a long campaign, millions of dollars spent, and tons of studies *cough*, I become president and revoke your immunity.
I trace a big circle with a wooden stick around the hill for defense purposes.

I claim the hill in all its mystic glory!

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby more_people » Mon May 09, 2011 2:37 am UTC

I ascend into a god and smite you. I claim the hill in all its godly glory.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby Nautilus » Mon May 09, 2011 2:39 am UTC

I contemplate your existence long enough to understand you. I take advantage of your single weakness and claim the hill in all its enigmatic glory.
My flagella bring all the boys to the yard

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby more_people » Mon May 09, 2011 2:43 am UTC

I get rid of all my weakness' and smite you. I now claim the hill in all its bloody glory.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby cjdrum » Mon May 09, 2011 2:44 am UTC

I dig out enough dirt from underneath your hill to create a hill within a hill. I then deny the existence of your hill (and the rule which states we can't make a new hill).

My hill!
:shock:

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby more_people » Mon May 09, 2011 2:45 am UTC

I eraser your hill and remake the original hill. I claim the hill in all its recreated glory.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby cjdrum » Mon May 09, 2011 2:47 am UTC

I point out your logical fallacy and, in your confusion, simply push you off the hill.

Mine now!
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby Lorenz » Mon May 09, 2011 2:48 am UTC

Spoiler:
I call on GOD Over Djinn to ban you over the club of GODs, and get granted a wish. (Which of course, is to take control of the hill, and be protected by GOD)

I claim the hill in all its recursive glory.

Ninja-d

I befriend you, and reach an agreement with you to become partners in defending the hill.
We claim the hill in all its collaborating glory.


Just forget this post. Ninja-d twice.
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby more_people » Mon May 09, 2011 2:50 am UTC

I teleport into the past 5 years before its creation. As you all wait for its arrival, I claim the hill in all its illogical glory.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby cjdrum » Mon May 09, 2011 2:51 am UTC

I buy the hill, then call the cops on you for trespassing. My hill. Twice.
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby more_people » Mon May 09, 2011 2:52 am UTC

I point out to the cops that you tresspassed on the hill first and have the cops arrest you. I then claim the hill in all its illegal glory.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby cjdrum » Mon May 09, 2011 2:53 am UTC

I go back in time and buy the land before the hill was even there, hence making all of you trespassing. The cops should take you all off my land.

My hill and my land!
:shock:

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby more_people » Mon May 09, 2011 2:55 am UTC

I reveal the ancestorial connection I have with the land, meaning that it is MY land and you have to buy it from me. I then refuse your offer to buy it and have the cops arrest you for trespassing. I claim the hill in all its ancestorial glory.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby cjdrum » Mon May 09, 2011 2:56 am UTC

I prove the incorrect statements and evidences in your arguments, and have the cops arrest you for trespassing, attempted fraud and stealing and for talking back to cops.

My hill again.
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby Lorenz » Mon May 09, 2011 2:56 am UTC

Meanwhile.... (Back in the present)

You changed the present by going back in time, you no longer exist in this world. There is no evidence to you ever being born, and therefore, may not be a land-owner.

I claim the land, giving 0.1% to each cop, to ensure their happiness, and willingness to fight for OUR land.
I claim the HILL.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby cjdrum » Mon May 09, 2011 2:58 am UTC

I re-exist and offer the cops an equal share of the land and its profits (a lot higher than 0.1%) if they would just arrest you for [x].

My hill.
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby more_people » Mon May 09, 2011 2:58 am UTC

The hill is revealed to be an ancient landmark (because of someone who revealed evidence of it), meaning that no one can buy the hill. While everyone is arguing, I claim the hill in all its ancient glory.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby John Citizen » Mon May 09, 2011 3:06 am UTC

I pour a helicopter-load of nitric acid onto the hill. I then claim the hill (with a gas mask and golden boots).
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby Lorenz » Mon May 09, 2011 3:08 am UTC

I release a swarm of killer bees onto the hill. I the claim the hill in all its dangerous glory. (With a gas mask, golden boots and a beekeeping suit)

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby more_people » Mon May 09, 2011 3:09 am UTC

I summon holy light to purify the hill of all evil things (including YOU). I calim the hill in all its pure glory.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby cjdrum » Mon May 09, 2011 3:09 am UTC

BurningLed wrote:
more_people wrote:I call upon an angel to carry you away into the horizon. I calim the hill in all it's holy glory.



I order my Russian troops to ruin your Çalim and claim the hill.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalem

What he said.
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby more_people » Mon May 09, 2011 3:13 am UTC

I call the UN about you murdering more people ( 8) ). I then claim the hill while you try to flee from the UN.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby cjdrum » Mon May 09, 2011 3:14 am UTC

I never murdered you.
I tell the UN.

My hill.
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby more_people » Mon May 09, 2011 3:16 am UTC

Because you never CLAIMED the hill, I claim the hill in all its unclaimed glory.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby cjdrum » Mon May 09, 2011 3:17 am UTC

Because you never got into the FUN of this game, I kick you from the thread.

I claim the hill now, I guess.

My hill!
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