King Of The Hill

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby more_people » Mon May 09, 2011 3:18 am UTC

Because of the fun I'm having on this thread, I get unkicked from the thread and claim the hill in your confusion.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby cjdrum » Mon May 09, 2011 3:23 am UTC

I report your post, then roll you off the hill while you try to convince the forum mods that you are worthy of continuing to post here.

My hill.
:shock:

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby T3CHN0CR4T » Mon May 09, 2011 4:35 am UTC

Lol having fun guys XD Just remember to try and not reuse any ideas. The whole time travel thing has been done a few too many times :wink:

I join the SAS, and when not on tour, get my buddies to help me assault the hill, killing everyone and claiming it for myself.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby more_people » Mon May 09, 2011 4:59 am UTC

I train to become ninja and steathly claim the hill in all its sneaky glory.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby cjdrum » Mon May 09, 2011 5:41 am UTC

I move the hill from under your feet, then move it straight back (after you're off) to keep with the rule of not moving the hill :lol:

My hill now.
:shock:

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby John Citizen » Mon May 09, 2011 6:09 am UTC

I organise a concert with the main stage on the hill - the authorities force you to leave because of this. I watch the concert, then claim the hill.
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby T3CHN0CR4T » Mon May 09, 2011 8:10 am UTC

I tunnel under the hill and dig upwards through the centre, causing you to fall to your death inside the hill. I claim the hill in all of it's holy glory...And then concrete the hole :mrgreen:
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby more_people » Mon May 09, 2011 9:47 am UTC

I set some TNT around the hill and then warn you about it. As you all flee to avoid being blown up, I claim the hill in all its explosive glory....without disarming the TNT.
The hill is now over there, over there and up there.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby T3CHN0CR4T » Mon May 09, 2011 10:11 am UTC

And you killed yourself? :shock: :mrgreen:

It turns out the hill is indestructible and you just pointlessly killed yourself. I claim the hill in all of it's lonely, empty glory.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby cjdrum » Mon May 09, 2011 10:59 am UTC

I remove the phrase "I claim the hill in all its [x] glory" from existence. Any claiming previously done in this way is now invalid.

John Citizen's hill. We can share, right?
If so, John Citizen's and my hill.
:shock:

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby John Citizen » Mon May 09, 2011 11:05 am UTC

I'd claim the hill, but I already own half of it. As such, I defend the hill by placing a giant concrete bunker around it.

Cjdrum's and my hill.
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby T3CHN0CR4T » Mon May 09, 2011 11:09 am UTC

No teams, that's lame and wrecks the fun in the end. (It doesn't flow well)

I plant sticks of gelignite around the hill and then lure both John Citizen and cjdrum down to the base of the hill with my epic boom box. I blow John Citizen and cjdrum into a million pieces and claim the hill in all it's chunky glory.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby cjdrum » Mon May 09, 2011 11:20 am UTC

Okay, fine by me.

I un-explode, then point Technocrat to more_people and Lorenz, saying they're teaming up.
I then plant a small explosive charge under my feet, able to simply propel me without injury, to shoot me to the top of the hill, knocking Technocrat off the top.

My hill!
:shock:

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby more_people » Mon May 09, 2011 11:27 am UTC

I 'updated' the explosives that were on your feet so that when you propeled yourself towards the hill, you explode into millions of pieces. I claim the hill in all its million glories.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby T3CHN0CR4T » Mon May 09, 2011 11:30 am UTC

Yeah lol I forgot to post half the rules at the start (I was really tired, god damn boring lectures :/)

I pull out a can of Red Bull mid-air, scull it and fly back to the top of the hill. With my trusty laser-guided piranha launcher in hand, I engage rapid fire, covering the hill in flesh-eating piranhas and killing cjdrum. I claim the hill in all it's bitey glory XD
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby John Citizen » Mon May 09, 2011 11:40 am UTC

I use an infinite improbability drive to reassemble myself, and then to make T3CHN0CR4T and the pirahnas turn into a bowl of petunias and a rather bemused whale. I claim the hill.
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby T3CHN0CR4T » Mon May 09, 2011 11:49 am UTC

Wait, so am I the whale or the petunias? :mrgreen:

I rematerialise myself in thin air (pun intended XD) and proceed to eradicate everyone on the hill with my kick-ass ninja skills. I claim the hill in all of it's <adjective></adjective> glory.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby SmoothBlade » Tue May 10, 2011 12:03 am UTC

The no move rule sucks, the last game i played of this on a different forum got real creative with moving the hill. Lets see if i can work around this.

I establish myself outside of the universe containing the hill, put the universe in a pickle, and eat said pickle. my digestive system destroys everything besides the invulnerable hill, and the hill is not moved from its location within the universe. all other shreds of the universe have been destroyed. My Hill!
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby more_people » Tue May 10, 2011 12:39 am UTC

Because no one had removed me from the hill, I survive the universe destruction because I was on the hill. I then point out that only one being can live outside the universe, causing you to vanish from existence, and claim the hill in all its indestructable glory.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby T3CHN0CR4T » Tue May 10, 2011 12:44 am UTC

I built a space-timeship and fly out into the universe to the hill, strap a rocket to it and send it through a wormhole back into the previous universal space-time. I then eject from my ship just as I reach Earth's orbit and fall to the hill at the speed of light, landing on the hill and killing everything around me with the shock wave of my impact. I claim the hill in all of it's interstellar glory.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby John Citizen » Tue May 10, 2011 1:04 am UTC

I point out the paradox in your actions:
Spoiler:
At light speed, the force at which you hit the hill is infinite - an unstoppable force.
The hill is indestructible and immovable.

Unstoppable forces and immovable objects cannot logically coexist.

Thus, I disprove the existence of the shockwave and claim the hill after throwing very heavy books on logic at you.
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby T3CHN0CR4T » Tue May 10, 2011 1:23 am UTC

They do now! Lol I thought someone might pick up on that :mrgreen:

But now the hill is in the middle of another dimension :cry:

I call me non-existent friend God and ask him to direct a meteor shower at the hill, destroying all life on and around ti and claiming it for myself.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby more_people » Mon May 16, 2011 3:09 am UTC

I, already claiming to be a god, summon your meteor shower which kills all living things on the hill INCLUDING YOU. Due to my immortality, I survive and claim the hill in it's flaming glory.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby more_people » Thu May 19, 2011 10:15 pm UTC

Has this thread died?

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby SmoothBlade » Fri May 20, 2011 3:56 am UTC

I thought i replied to your post awhile ago, strange...

ill repost it.

Since all of the universe is still contained within my digestive tract, its still
My Hill
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby more_people » Sun May 22, 2011 11:13 pm UTC

Seeing as you had already vanished from existence because no one can live outside the universe, the hill is still under my control.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby QuantumED » Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:30 pm UTC

Having been a regular through three threads of a King of the Hill game on another forum, I eat you all with my experience.

Mwuahahahahahahahahaha.
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby Sean Quixote » Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:07 am UTC

Having just noticed this thread for the first time, I conquer the hill with beginner's luck.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby more_people » Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:43 pm UTC

I take your luck and push you off the hill in the hope that you fall to your doom. I then claim the hill in all its lucky glory.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby Protomith » Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:21 pm UTC

I steal the hill with my tractor beam and act casual while going off into space.

Also, the previous owner of the hill dies of asphyxiation.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby blademan9999 » Sun Jul 24, 2011 2:47 pm UTC

I point out the hill can't move and see you get stuck in space.
I create a decoy hill to fool people and camouflage the real hill.
I claim the hill in all it's immovable glory.
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby more_people » Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:01 am UTC

I point out that your camouflage doesn't fit with the scenery and realise that you are trying to hide the real hill. I then use a proton pack from the movie Ghostbusters and cross the streams while standing on the hill. Because the hill can't be destroyed, I survive the after effect and claim the hill in all its Ghostbusting glory.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby blademan9999 » Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:47 am UTC

After running of to escape the explosion I snipe you with a laser.
I then build 9 fake hills that are made from reinforced tungsten covered with very thick rock.
I then build forts on the real one and 8 of the decoys.
I hide deep in the fortress on the real hill.
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby Sean Quixote » Tue Jul 26, 2011 4:10 am UTC

I use the process of elimination to ascertain which is the real hill (one of them doesn't even have any forts on it, so I know it ain't that one... and I know you don't have the infrastructure OR the supplies required to feed and staff eight fully garrisoned fortresses, either...;)) and then tunnel all round it until your real underground fortress collapses into the very ground around it. Then I blow up all of the other decoy hills and build a newer, bigger, better hill on top of the now-level ground that remains and claim it for my own in all its refurbished glory.

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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby blademan9999 » Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:32 am UTC

I blow Sean of the hill with a giant fan. I then build 99 decoy hills with forts on them, every single hill is now identical.
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby Evengeduld » Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:06 am UTC

I just claim all 100 hills...

you can't attack all of them
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby blademan9999 » Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:13 am UTC

I take over the real hill and some of the decoys and then make giant forcefields.
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby Evengeduld » Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:50 am UTC

I cut the power line and claim the real hill as mine while you try to restore power on your force field.

I also make a decoy route to the hill to defend it. (the road ends in a deep, deep cliff)
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby blademan9999 » Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:38 pm UTC

I fly over with a plane and bomb you.
I claim the hill in all it's glory.
I give all the hills legs, now they are jumping around.
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Re: King Of The Hill

Postby more_people » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:47 pm UTC

I point out to all of you that the hill can't move and can't be destroyed. As you all wonder what you were trying to do, I claim the hill and then place a black hole over the hill so that none of you can get it near it.


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