XKCD Time Capsule

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XKCD Time Capsule

Postby KrazyerKate » Mon May 23, 2011 11:36 pm UTC

Alternate Title:
Thread Necromancy Game IV: The Final Bump

At approximately this time next week, I will have a mod lock this. It cannot be unlocked until June 1, 2012. Post stuff here that you'd like to show future XKCDers.

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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby The Elite Noob » Tue May 24, 2011 12:54 am UTC

MY favourite quote ever.
Oh, crap! Is she a stalker? Wait. If she's cute it's okay, right—No, this is bad. It might go like... She might stab me! Or set my house on fire! And what if she takes my parents hostage?... But, maybe she has a nice personality. Then it would be okay, right?... Wait. If she did, she wouldn't be stalking me! --Mikado from Durarara!!

Also Minecraft: http://www.minecraft.net/
And my favourite xkcd comic!

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Alt Text: I heard the general anesthesia drugs can cause amnesia, so when I woke up mid-extraction I started taking notes on my hand so I'd remember things later. I managed 'AWAKE BUT EVERYTHING OK' before the dental assistant managed to find and confiscate all my pens.
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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby SmoothBlade » Tue May 24, 2011 12:59 am UTC

Do not click spoiler until June 1 2012
Spoiler:
Lorenz is a Russian spy, he is the one who will hack (or when this is read: hacked) the nuclear system and launched those nukes, destroying North Korea and Iran, engulfing the world in WWII.
I have been working for decades thwarting Lorenz, but 3 months from when I post this he will be able to get into the system unless I can find a way to stop him, but as things look at the moment, I may not make it till tomorrow. I'm pinned down by Russian gunmen in the Appalachian mountains after a failed assassination attempt on Lorenz. If you are reading this and there has been no nuclear war, then I have succeeded, if there has been, well this is why. XD I just wanna ensure the survival of the SmoothBlade vs Lorenz battle
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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby Nevea » Tue May 24, 2011 6:10 am UTC

I wanna see the spoiler so bad!! I promise to be patient...

Average price per gallon of gas across the U.S. is $3.849. I just paid $4.259 for unleaded last week. Ouch. Please let the future me have a new, fuel efficient car...

EDIT: To future me... I'm working on putting together a Dredge deck. Hope it was worth it! Also, your Wr Slide deck looks very promising. Oh, and good luck with getting the job at Mckinley!
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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby KrazyerKate » Tue May 24, 2011 11:41 pm UTC

I clicked the spoiler. I'm a terrible person.
Maybe I should get a mod to move this somewhere. This thread may not be as silly as the usual Forum Game thread.

For the capsule: My favorite threads are Create a Card: MTG and Hardcore Pornography. let's see if they're around in a year.
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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby SmoothBlade » Wed May 25, 2011 12:30 am UTC

But my post is very forum games related! since you clicked the spoiler and know what should not be known, you would know this!
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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby xX17GHDUDE17Xx » Wed May 25, 2011 3:25 am UTC

To future me: My favorite bands are: Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, Goldfinger, and NoFX.



To future (and current (until next Monday, May 30)) xkcd members, please disregard my (lack of) musical taste above. I promise that I really am a little bit intelligent!
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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby Kromix » Wed May 25, 2011 1:09 pm UTC

I am awesome now and still be awesome later! :D
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Spoiler:
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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby Plasma Man » Wed May 25, 2011 2:12 pm UTC

I'm currently waiting to find out if I've got any tickets for the 2012 Olympics. By the time this thread is necro'd, I should know if I got any.
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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby Phrozt » Wed May 25, 2011 4:25 pm UTC

Kromix wrote:I am awesome now and still be awesome later! :D


I'm awesome because I had someone else type what needed to be said about me FOR me.

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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby Kromix » Wed May 25, 2011 5:27 pm UTC

Phrozt wrote:
Kromix wrote:I am awesome now and still be awesome later! :D


I'm awesome because I had someone else type what needed to be said about me FOR me.


you are just a farce :)
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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby Moose Hole » Wed May 25, 2011 5:58 pm UTC

Future Self, it's ok to unlock the freezer now. You know what to do.

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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby eggdudeguy » Wed May 25, 2011 7:57 pm UTC

I hope you took out the trash like I asked you to.
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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby Headshrinker » Wed May 25, 2011 9:15 pm UTC

To future me.
Hey, look, I know you have a time machine and I have created clear drop spaces for you to land, so why don't you just come round and see me some time. It'l take like two minuets tops. Or is this about that whole job thing I did, cause if it is, You know what, It's not my responsability to look after you me. Why don't you start doing that. And that jail sentence your getting, Yeh, you wouldn't be about to get that if you just stuck to the plan.

Past me

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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby Ralith The Third » Fri May 27, 2011 9:59 pm UTC

Heh. This will likely only make sense to me.

C
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Others.

I'll explain then.
Omni.

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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby cjdrum » Mon May 30, 2011 4:49 am UTC

To my future self:

In case you've had your memory of the past wiped by the time you read this, here are some interesting and basic facts to show the future:
Spoiler:
Days of the Week
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday

First Few Numbers
One (1)
Two (2)
Three (3)
Four (4)
Five (5)
Six (6)
Seven (7)
Eight [8]
Nine (9)
Ten (10)

The Seven Commonly Accepted Colours of a Rainbow
RED
ORANGE
YELLOW
GREEN
BLUE
INDIGO
VIOLET


Alternatively, this can serve as a small light onto your craziness and boredom with school on May 30, 2011.



ALSO THERE WAS MEANT TO BE A RAPTURE ON MAY 21. Just so we remember.
(speaking of which, the guy's predicted that it's going to be October 21 this time. Good luck, crazy guy)

Finally, the current WORST SONG (rated by 2.5 million people) was Friday by Rebecca Black. Look it up on YouTube Google... Whatever way you can search it.
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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby Gypped » Mon May 30, 2011 5:46 am UTC

Spoiler:
To Future Me,

Was graduate school a good idea? Did you have fun? Learn anything? Are you happy?

- May 2011 Me

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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby dontthrowpooh » Mon May 30, 2011 5:51 am UTC

Can you translate this into Spanish? How is the new Duke Nukem?
Stop putting the Grammar Jews in ovens Grammer NAzis

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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby SmoothBlade » Mon May 30, 2011 6:17 am UTC

Nazis
Spoiler:
I figured i might as well get Godwin's law out of the way already
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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby KrazyerKate » Mon May 30, 2011 8:33 pm UTC

A couple predictions for the year:

-The Giants will win the Super Bowl.
-Steve Jobs will die of cancer.
-Barack Obama will make a statement officially supporting gay marriage.
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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby jestingrabbit » Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:38 am UTC

Whoops, my bad kate.
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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby cjdrum » Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:44 am UTC

KrazyerKate wrote:I'll edit this post later so I sound like I'm psychic.

WHAT???

Great timing, by the way, jestingrabbit! :P
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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby Badion » Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:01 pm UTC

Nifty!
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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby jestingrabbit » Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:10 pm UTC

cjdrum wrote:
KrazyerKate wrote:I'll edit this post later so I sound like I'm psychic.

WHAT???

Great timing, by the way, jestingrabbit! :P


Full disclosure - Kate reminded me.

But, why don't we agree to leave it open till the end of June, at which time someone reminds me to lock it, and I'll reopen in 11 months, ie 1/6/2013, or thereabouts.
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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby eculc » Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:00 pm UTC

hey, kate: it works better if you edit it before someone posts, so that it doesn't show the "last edited by..." at the bottom. srsly.
Um, this post feels devoid of content. Good luck?
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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby Badion » Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:26 pm UTC

To Badion:

Greenday is still a band
The offspring too

Time travel isn't a thing as of this post

You are dominating in your fantasy fantasy football league. We draft people that draft players and then see how they do in real life. SO far, no suicides or divorces.

You wish there was an emoticon for your love of iced tea.

Avengers was an awesome movie
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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby Sean Quixote » Sat Jun 23, 2012 6:07 am UTC

inb4 the duck

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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby patzer » Fri Jun 29, 2012 4:17 pm UTC

A prediction for next year:

The December 21, 2012 apocalypse will not occur.
(if it does, then no-one will see this post so it'll be ok)
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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby bindun » Sun Jul 01, 2012 5:53 am UTC

Sean Quixote wrote:inb4 the duck

What this guy said.

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Re: XKCD Time Capsule

Postby jestingrabbit » Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:25 pm UTC

So, no one's going to be even a little adventurous?

Fine:
Spoiler:
Obama wins this years US presidential election.
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