No, That's A...

[scarecrovv]

Nope, that'd be quiet. Comic is a station on Boston's Green Line.

[a-wan]

No, I think that's Copley station. Comic is something that is often observed; not rare.

[Lorenz]

Would you be thinking of common? (I think I'm wrong )

Comic is the curve you get when you intersect a come with a plane.

[a-wan]

Assuming come=cone, then I think you're thinking of a conic. Comic is punctuation that indicates a pause between parts of a sentence.

(And you were right about "common").

[Sean Quixote]

(I was looking for "sonic" earlier, btw. )

That's a comma. Comic is the first scale degree.

[a-wan]

No, that's a tonic. The Comic was a television show that started in the early 90s and starred Michael Chiklis as the head of a police department in a small town.

[Jumble]

According to prof. Google that's The Commish. (and policeman vomit = cop sick? Oh, never mind...) I am told that comic irrigation is a form of cleansing that involves sticking a hose up your bottom (but heaven only knows why..)

[a-wan]

Gross. That's colonic irrigation. Comic is what you shout to someone who is impatiently knocking at your door.

[Kromix]

no that's Coming!. comic is what i do during an orgasm

[SmoothBlade]

no that's Coming!. comic is what i do during an orgasm

No thats crying, comic is what Lorenz does in the bathroom while looking at a picture of Kromix's mom

(see what i did there? XD)

[cjquines]

No! That's crying again! (Only because she's too ugly, it's sad) Comic is that thing... that thing... What was it?

[Headshrinker]

no thats a rabid hipo in a suit trying to use a jetski as a pot plant while humming the james bond theme tune.

A comic is a discription of somthing funny.

[Kromix]

no that's a descriptive funny anecdote, comic is when i try to swindle a person for goods or money

[a-wan]

No, that's a con. Comic is punctuation that tells you to pause but doesn't end the sentence.

[madjo]

No that's a comma.

Comic, wasn't he the one that has a late night show after The Tonight Show, then took over The Tonight show and then got canned? (Hint, it wasn't Leno)

[a-wan]

No, that's Conan. Comic is the drug used in the novel Brave New World.

[FCN]

No, you're thinking of soma. Comic is a game which is played by changing its rules.

[Kromix]

no that's a nomic... a comic is my name

[madjo]

No, I don't know what your name is, Kromix, but I'm pretty sure it's not comic.

Comic is what you do when you mix in with other guests at a party to blend in.

[Sean Quixote]

Close, that's commix.

Comics are drawings that you read!

Guacamole

[Aaeriele]

What, that game where you hit things with a giant mallet?

[cjdrum]

Aaeriele, it's been ages!

Also, you seem to be talking about Whack-a-Mole. Guacamole is a type of pasta that goes well with cheese.

[Nieryo]

No that's macaroni. Guacamole is what you do when you're in any sort of trouble, according to Peppy anyway.

[a-wan]

No, that's a barrel roll. Guacamole is the name of a river in Spain that is famous for appearances of the Virgin Mary.

[Nieryo]

No, that's Medjugorje (which I had to look up and is neat), but that's close. Guacamole was actually a fictional Spanish knight who fought windmills because he thought they were giants.

[a-wan]

No, that's Don Quixote. Guacamole is when Venezuelan cowboys try to knock over ten pins with a ball.

[Jumble]

I believe you have confused this with gaucho bowling.

I think you will find that Guacamole is a very tired small horse.

[Sean Quixote]

That's a pooped pony.

Guacamole is 6.02214x10²³ right?

[cemper93]

No, that'd be the Avocado Avogadro constant.

A Guacamole is a feathered top secret agent, closely related to the common otter.

[a-wan]

I'm not sure what that is, but I know it's not guacamole. Could that be a quacking mole? Guacamole is what you do when you have Jean-Baptiste Poquelin on a leash.

[Vytron]

No, that's The Middle Class Gentleman... or something - Erm, Guacamole is a mass of a substance in grams numerically equal to its molecular weight.

[FCN]

No, that's a mole, or a gram-molecule (and a-wan was probably thinking of walk Moliere). Guacamole is what a smitten Italian feels for a New England Patriots tight end.

[XTCamus]

No that's Gronk Amore, of course everyone loves the "nutcracker dude". Guacamole is what you yell when you jump out of a plane.

[Vytron]

Nope, you're thinking about "Geronimo", Guacamole is a colorless compound, which crystallizes in monoclinic prisms, and melts at 206° C.

[XTCamus]

Almost, but I believe that is guanazole... Guacomole is a painting by Pablo Picasso.

[Jumble]

It's an easy mistakea to makea but I think you'll find that's 'Guernica' (although I believe Picasso's reply when asked by a Gestapo officer 'did you do that?' was 'No, you did'). Guacamole is when you obtain a pit or cavity in something.