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Google Autocomplete

Postby Phrozt » Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:41 pm UTC

Start typing a word and post the first autocomplete result.

"is" yields:
is kevjumba a heterosexual bear wrestler


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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Lorenz » Fri Jul 01, 2011 10:38 pm UTC

It's not the first one, but the one that was worth posting.

What would happen if a girl took viagra.

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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Nevea » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:45 am UTC

please = please don't go


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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby SmoothBlade » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:51 pm UTC

are petite lap giraffes real


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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Nevea » Sun Jul 03, 2011 7:19 am UTC

there be dragons

... so where be my sword?
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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby coolguy5678 » Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:16 pm UTC

Number 1: why do men cheat
Number 2: why do women cheat

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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Phrozt » Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:23 pm UTC

morel mushrooms
morel mushrooms illinois
morel mania

more(space)magazine
more(space)than words
more(space)cowbell

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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Sean Quixote » Sat Jul 09, 2011 4:24 am UTC

i love boobies bracelets

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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Phrozt » Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:42 pm UTC

robot unicorn attack
robot chicken
robots

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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby a-wan » Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:28 pm UTC

their there
their eyes were dry
their satanic majesties request

Wait, what?

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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Lorenz » Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:56 pm UTC

when was the internet born

win

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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Phrozt » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:53 pm UTC

blood pressure
blood in stool
blood type

(was hoping to see something tiger related...)

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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Adacore » Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:26 am UTC

please touch museum
when are taxes due
when are you most fertile

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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Sean Quixote » Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:41 am UTC

whataburger
whats my ip
whataburger menu
what was the outcome of the 1968 presidential election
what is a purposive benefit

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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Headshrinker » Sun Jul 17, 2011 12:29 pm UTC

Does he like me, it offend you yeah, slender tone work, he love me

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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Adacore » Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:10 am UTC

why is the sky blue
why is my poop green
why is a raven like a writing desk
why do dogs eat grass

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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Phrozt » Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:18 pm UTC

Adacore wrote:why is the sky blue
why is my poop green
why is a raven like a writing desk
why do dogs eat grass


2nd answer of that actually got an audible from me.

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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Sean Quixote » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:53 pm UTC

why is a raven like a writing desk

Anyone who (like me) didn't know the answer to this should go ahead and Google it (like I just did). In fact, it almost sounds like a fun forum game...

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chuck
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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby SuperTD » Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:18 pm UTC

I'm really a mermaid tank
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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Felstaff » Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:23 pm UTC

i found a dog what do i do
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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby TaylorP » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:33 pm UTC

since when did you become the physical type

Another one that wasn't first, but got an eyebrow-raised and possibly a smirk:

since when did hitler have an iphone

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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Plasma Mongoose » Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:00 pm UTC

true art is an explosion
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The virus replaces the bartender and says "Now we do!"

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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Adacore » Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:17 am UTC

Why doesn't apple support flash
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle
Why doesn't corn digest
Why doesn't Wiz Khalifa smoke blunts
Why doesn't Voldemort have a nose

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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Felstaff » Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:32 pm UTC

Away, you scullion! you rampallion! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe.

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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Sean Quixote » Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:12 am UTC

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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Adacore » Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:41 am UTC

no, that's a cow
no, that's a transvestite
no, that's a knife
no, that's a bad kitty
no, that's a space peanut

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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby WarDaft » Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:01 am UTC

why can't i own a canadian
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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby SmoothBlade » Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:42 pm UTC

what is that white stuff that comes out of girls

I must be talented at finding these
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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Sean Quixote » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:17 pm UTC

tastes like happy

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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Bonooru1234 » Sat Oct 01, 2011 9:25 pm UTC

if you and i wake up in jail together

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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby SmoothBlade » Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:54 am UTC

one time i tripped over a duck
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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Sean Quixote » Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:10 am UTC

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i hate my teenage daughter
i hate my life

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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Phrozt » Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:39 pm UTC


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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Sean Quixote » Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:38 pm UTC

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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Izawwlgood » Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:43 pm UTC

Heh, I dig this:
What =
would don draper do
is a pink sheet stock
does potassium acetate do in dna
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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Moose Anus » Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:31 am UTC

vaginal discharge
vaginitis
vaginal mesh
vaginal cyst
Lemonade? ...Aww, ok.

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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Sean Quixote » Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:29 am UTC

what's that stuff
what's that star
what's that stuff that comes out of a girls
what's that stuff in my belly button

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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Felstaff » Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:44 am UTC

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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby Sean Quixote » Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:17 pm UTC

NO U

se for a name
(null)
uine output
se for a name lyrics

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Re: Google Autocomplete

Postby ibgdude » Sat Oct 29, 2011 6:45 am UTC

I am a:
I am alive
I am a paleontologist
I am a mormon
I am a rock
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