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Postby Narsil » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:40 pm UTC

Okay, rules to this are simple.
Someone posts a phrase that sounds like something else when you say it out loud, and the next guy says what the phrase is supposed to be, and says the next phrase that he thinks of.
So, example:
Alice wrote:raw men


Next person would post:
Bob wrote:
Alice wrote:raw men
ramen

Next phrase:
Caulk you later!


Get it? Good. Now start.
Spoiler:
EsotericWombat wrote:MORE JUNK THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR

Mother Superior wrote:What's he got that I dont?
*sees Narsil's sig*
Oh... that.
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Postby une see » Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:53 pm UTC

Uh...calculator?

Pit your (I don't really know how to do this...)
T.S. Eliot in "The Waste Land" wrote:APRIL is the cruellest month, breeding
Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
Memory and desire, stirring
Dull roots with spring rain.
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Postby ArchangelShrike » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:28 pm UTC

pitcher?

I have no idea on a phrase, sorry.
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Postby BlueNowhere » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:34 pm UTC

Picture!

I have a lot of ideas for inappropriate words, but I'll pick something clean.

Cue come bear!
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Postby xooll » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:58 pm UTC

cucumber

eggs act clean!
So, I got tired of the fact that the appearance of my band name in my signature made my posts on this forum the dominant result when googling for my music. Anyway, if you think I might happen to be a good musician, you can test this theory here.
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Postby joeframbach » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:07 pm UTC

xooll wrote:cucumber

eggs act clean!


Exactly!

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Postby crazyjimbo » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:21 pm UTC

Pay per view movie.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Hell if I know.
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Postby Mother Superior » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:42 pm UTC

Elephino.


Appy Polly Loggies. (bonus for the reference)
existential_elevator wrote:MS just had to bribe me to do it in a seedy location in Gothenburg.
existential_elevator wrote:Everything is better with a penis!
existential_elevator wrote:I has butthurts. Ow.

Some things are worth fighting for. Others, giving up everything for.
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Postby Ephphatha » Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:32 pm UTC

I thinks thats a perfectly valid phrase right there. (Apologies, A Clockwork Orange style)


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Postby Col. Mustard » Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:33 pm UTC

Apologies?
Haven't seen clockwork orange in a while
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Postby Col. Mustard » Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:39 pm UTC

Ephphatha wrote:I thinks thats a perfectly valid phrase right there. (Apologies, A Clockwork Orange style)


Oh shaun


Ocean


Ice mail ask hunk
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Postby ArchangelShrike » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:20 am UTC

I smell a skunk

Tear a miss you
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Postby __Kit » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:35 am UTC

I smell a skunk?

a soft A. Gus
=]
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Postby Twasbrillig » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:48 am UTC

esophagus.

Tend Jew berry mud.

*bonus*

Judo wan toes?
I want to have Bakemaster's babies. It's possible, with science.

I wonder if you can see...
...what is wrong with my signature?

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Postby __Kit » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:51 am UTC

Jew Dough on toast? No that can't be right...
=]
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Postby The LuigiManiac » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:44 am UTC

"Thank you very much" for the regular one, I think. I'm not sure enough to post a new one, and I can't think of one anyways.

(the first thing I thought to do was "thank you"/"spank who" but it appears you have just used "thank you")
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THE CAKE IS A 3.141592653589...!
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Postby Mother Superior » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:16 am UTC

Twasbrillig wrote:Judo wan toes?


You don't want those?
existential_elevator wrote:MS just had to bribe me to do it in a seedy location in Gothenburg.
existential_elevator wrote:Everything is better with a penis!
existential_elevator wrote:I has butthurts. Ow.

Some things are worth fighting for. Others, giving up everything for.
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Postby H.E.L.e.N. » Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:12 am UTC

Wus go non.
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Postby __Kit » Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:18 am UTC

What's going on?

Eye Juice...8 sum pi?

ED: OK most of those are just homophones
=]
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Postby theepicsnail » Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:49 am UTC

I just ate some pie!

Baking carrot biscuits!
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Postby Joshua » Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:54 pm UTC

theepicsnail wrote:Baking carrot biscuits!

hmm? Taking Care of Business?


Chick He Tub An An Us
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Postby Mother Superior » Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:03 pm UTC

Chiquita Bananas!

Can't think of a good one, sorry. :(
existential_elevator wrote:MS just had to bribe me to do it in a seedy location in Gothenburg.
existential_elevator wrote:Everything is better with a penis!
existential_elevator wrote:I has butthurts. Ow.

Some things are worth fighting for. Others, giving up everything for.
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Postby T3m3r1ty » Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:08 pm UTC

Flocks! He knock.
He hill, I pill.
I thick gays, shun.
River: Noah's Ark is a problem.
Book: Really.
River: We'll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon. Only way to fit five thousand species of mammal on the same boat.
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Postby Bjoseph » Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:19 pm UTC

"floccinoccihilipilification," perhaps?
Bo says bleh.
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Postby hermaj » Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:14 am UTC

Twasbrillig wrote:Judo wan toes?


You don't want toast?
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Postby Scigatt » Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:49 am UTC

45 virgins and a pelican
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Postby Bjoseph » Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:05 pm UTC

Glorified version of a pelletgun?
Bo says bleh.
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Postby Twasbrillig » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:20 pm UTC

Post questions, people, not just answers.

Try this one:

Tend jew berry mud.
I want to have Bakemaster's babies. It's possible, with science.

I wonder if you can see...
...what is wrong with my signature?

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Postby deadly penguin » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:29 pm UTC

Thank you very much?

Weird izmai myde
(Hope I'm doing this right)
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Postby Scigatt » Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:55 pm UTC

Bjoseph wrote:Glorified version of a pelletgun?



Got it. (have you heard that song?)
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Re: Misheard Words

Postby Kromix » Tue Sep 20, 2011 8:28 pm UTC

where is my maid?

eye sea ewe two :D
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Re: Misheard Words

Postby Phrozt » Tue Sep 20, 2011 8:43 pm UTC

A lot of people aren't doing it right...

Kromix, yours is "I see you too."

Ham hock.
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Re: Misheard Words

Postby Kromix » Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:26 pm UTC

Hammock

Helen font
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Re: Misheard Words

Postby Lorenz » Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:41 am UTC

Elephant

Butcher Hanson
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Re: Misheard Words

Postby SmoothBlade » Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:44 am UTC

Put your hands in
A sore Ted toy latrines
Otherwise known as Cheesy or Machete

A conservative furry! What a rarity!
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Re: Misheard Words

Postby krucifi » Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:01 am UTC

Assorted toiletries


Flaws sea wrapped tyres
Yes, my name is the negative frequency of radioactive decay, of the initial speed of light's radius.
And on the eighth day God created Irony.
But on the ninth day Satan was all like, "Nuh uh!"
And ironically made Alanis Morrisette his minion.
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Re: Misheard Words

Postby Kromix » Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:46 pm UTC

velociaptors

cough fee
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Re: Misheard Words

Postby Lorenz » Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:50 pm UTC

coffee

move bee!
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Re: Misheard Words

Postby a-wan » Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:58 pm UTC

movie

tie rhinos iris
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Re: Misheard Words

Postby Kromix » Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:06 pm UTC

tyranosaurus

boon can near ring
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