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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby xX17GHDUDE17Xx » Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:57 am UTC

They missed the Ark, duhhh.

Why bother?
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Wrong. All that does is eliminate humanity's depth perception.

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby cjquines » Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:39 am UTC

*KICK*

*PUNCH*

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby xX17GHDUDE17Xx » Sat Sep 24, 2011 4:00 am UTC

*BLOCK*

*HADOUKEN*
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Sean Quixote » Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:45 am UTC

Palmface\

What is this, attack and defend now?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby CorruptUser » Mon Sep 26, 2011 3:38 am UTC

Does it say "attack and defend"? No, it says "shut up"!

Why does it hurt my foot when I kick people in the sternum?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby xX17GHDUDE17Xx » Mon Sep 26, 2011 6:38 am UTC

Because you need to drink more milk.

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Sean Quixote » Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:55 am UTC

That's just the way he rolls I guess... 8)

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby xX17GHDUDE17Xx » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:04 am UTC

42.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Sean Quixote » Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:10 am UTC

Yes.

Do you concur?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:33 pm UTC

I came, I saw, I concurred.

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby eculc » Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:53 pm UTC

they sound like sausages.

what am sky?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby SlyReaper » Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:10 pm UTC

Sky am world-roof.

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby bantler » Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:13 pm UTC

All of them if you push hard.

What happens after-birth?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby SlyReaper » Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:23 pm UTC

Death, eventually.

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby bantler » Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:25 pm UTC

When does the crisis start?

When does the crisis start?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby SlyReaper » Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:41 pm UTC

42, apparently.

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Sep 08, 2012 10:45 am UTC

One that's missing its "w".

Stealing?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby SlyReaper » Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:01 am UTC

Murdering.

Jaywalking?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:09 am UTC

Yes, he is.

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby SlyReaper » Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:29 am UTC

Between the manganese and the cobalt.

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Sean Quixote » Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:31 am UTC

Cheeseburger.

What what, in the butt?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Drowsy Turtle » Tue Sep 11, 2012 3:08 am UTC

Preferably not.

What if trees had fingers?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:30 pm UTC

Then we wouldn't plant them in our cities, since they might steal stuff!

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby ArDeeJ » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:55 pm UTC

:wink: you dirty, dirty boi!
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Bartimaeus » Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:05 pm UTC

Because they forgot to wear feet.

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:12 pm UTC

Because the rest didn't lead to a natural conclusion. It's not the end that's the problem...

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Vytron » Sat Nov 10, 2012 6:13 am UTC

You do it like StrongBad, but first you take them off.

Why can't I type blindfolded?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Nov 10, 2012 9:16 am UTC

You just did: "blindfolded".

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby XTCamus » Sun Nov 11, 2012 1:10 am UTC

Who nose?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:29 am UTC

No, but it's the best we'll ever have.

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby ArDeeJ » Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:52 am UTC

What isn't a letter. Hat is, though.

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Nov 11, 2012 10:02 am UTC

You.

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Vytron » Mon Nov 12, 2012 8:59 pm UTC

Because if you weren't asking that.

Why do people always go and?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby astrekmaster » Sat Dec 01, 2012 6:48 am UTC

Because of the price of the DOW stock is down today.

Why don't birds just take a bus south for the winter?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Vytron » Sat Dec 01, 2012 11:32 pm UTC

Because if they did flying bears would eat them.

Why are butterflies so dull and colorless?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby ArDeeJ » Sat Dec 01, 2012 11:33 pm UTC

Because you're looking at bears, actually.

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:16 am UTC

Because it's steel-plated.

Why can't I transform into my vehicle mode?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby dudiobugtron » Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:26 am UTC

You can, but your vehicle mode is just another version of you. There is a subtle difference though - see if you can spot it!

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Vytron » Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:14 am UTC

Of course, my portable desert island, to make a pair.

Why are bears so dull and colorless?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby astrekmaster » Tue Dec 04, 2012 3:00 am UTC

Because you haven't adjusted you television's settings correctly.

Do they make heated light poles so your tongue doesn't get stuck?
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