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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Poopenheimer » Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:46 am UTC

I'm pretty sure you can figure out how this works.

Why does fire burn me?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Sean Quixote » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:07 am UTC

Because you touch yourself at night.

How does this work?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Poopenheimer » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:09 am UTC

Well... you see... you kinda just figured it out.

What is black hat doing when he's not on panel?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Lazar » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:11 am UTC

Nothing, he's a drawing.

Where can I get some food around here?
Exit the vampires' castle.

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Sean Quixote » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:13 am UTC

Under there...

Under where?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Poopenheimer » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:14 am UTC

Ha ha you said underwear!

Why is Bruce Schneier word filtered?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Sean Quixote » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:16 am UTC

Because Hitler said so.

Did I just make you say "underwear", or did I?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Poopenheimer » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:18 am UTC

*Force choke* I find your lack of not questioning me disturbing...

Why can't I fly? I flapped my arms and everything!

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Sean Quixote » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:20 am UTC

Cause you're too stupid.

Who's on first?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Poopenheimer » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:23 am UTC

The forth commenter on Youtube. Or so they say.

Is THIS inappropriate?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby poxic » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:27 am UTC

Your face is inappropriate.

Can I have some candy?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Lorenz » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:31 am UTC

I don't know.
can you?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Sean Quixote » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:39 am UTC

Reply hazy, try again.

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Poopenheimer » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:43 am UTC

No, I like bananas.

What's your war face?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Lorenz » Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:11 am UTC

:twisted:
How long would a long cable be if long cables were defined to be longer than short cables?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby cjdrum » Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:12 am UTC

Image

NINJA'd by Lorenz: |----------|, or maybe minus a hyphen

Why are there so many oranges?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby poxic » Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:26 am UTC

Because apples suck.

How much is too much?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby cjdrum » Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:32 am UTC

Just a bit after not enough.

What do you get when you multiply six by nine?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby poxic » Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:47 am UTC

Milton Phonesanitizer.

Do you like people?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Lorenz » Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:50 am UTC

Only if they are peons, peonages or peonys.

If you had a rubiks cube in hand, and a hammer in another, how long would it take for you to reach to the bottom of a tusti pop?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Poopenheimer » Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:52 am UTC

That depends. Is it a silent hammer?

Cool beans?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby curtis95112 » Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:07 pm UTC

Sausages

Why did I wake up with a watermelon on my head?
Mighty Jalapeno wrote:
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Роберт wrote:Sure, but at least they hit the intended target that time.

Well, if you shoot enough people, you're bound to get the right one eventually.

Thats the best description of the USA ever.

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Poopenheimer » Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:20 pm UTC

Because the mafia couldn't find a horse head.

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby cjdrum » Mon Aug 01, 2011 2:24 am UTC

Because you didn't ask.

How long until the third rise of the second sun's moon?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby ConMan » Mon Aug 01, 2011 2:32 am UTC

About 3 miles, give or take.

Is this a question?
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I want to learn this smile, perfect it, and then go around smiling at lesbians and freaking them out.

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby cjdrum » Mon Aug 01, 2011 2:35 am UTC

Answer cloudy, try again later.

HOW MANY CAPITAL LOWERCASE LETTERS DOES THIS QUESTION HAS?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Lorenz » Mon Aug 01, 2011 2:45 am UTC

THE SAME AMOUNT AS THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION YOU HAVES ASKED.

Is this sentence a question when quined?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby poxic » Mon Aug 01, 2011 2:46 am UTC

Huh?

What page are we on?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby cjdrum » Mon Aug 01, 2011 3:16 am UTC

That one, over there.

How many times does one have to break the fourth wall before there is no fourth wall to break and we have to resort to the fifth?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Lorenz » Mon Aug 01, 2011 3:52 am UTC

Assuming the fourth wall is made of chocolate, twice.

How much lettuce on a sandwich?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby cjdrum » Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:42 am UTC

Enough to compliment the rest of the lettuce.

How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
(it was coming eventually)
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Poopenheimer » Mon Aug 01, 2011 12:20 pm UTC

More than anyone is comfortable in admitting.

Why was 2 girls 1 cup made?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby cjquines » Mon Aug 01, 2011 12:50 pm UTC

Because they can't make 1 girl 2 cups.

What is M.A.T.H.?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Lazar » Mon Aug 01, 2011 12:55 pm UTC

It's that thing with all the N.U.M.B.E.R.S.

Aren't you the guy who hit me in the eye?
Exit the vampires' castle.

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby cjdrum » Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:38 pm UTC

I can't have hit you in the eye, because you only have five.

If history repeats itself, then what time is it on the equator?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Poopenheimer » Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:44 pm UTC

7:20

Crap sex, or really good masturbation?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby SlyReaper » Mon Aug 01, 2011 2:33 pm UTC

Anything that involves a soggy cucumber and a tank of piranhas.

How much does your arm weigh in pickles?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Poopenheimer » Mon Aug 01, 2011 2:36 pm UTC

About... 7? Might be 8...

Did I just start a new page?

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby SlyReaper » Mon Aug 01, 2011 2:39 pm UTC

Nes and yo.

When was the last time you wrestled a grizzly bear with your bare hands?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Postby Poopenheimer » Mon Aug 01, 2011 3:49 pm UTC

Never, I always wrestle them with my bear hands.

How is babby formed? How is babby formed? How grl get pragnent?


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