Look away from your monitor.

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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby SirGabriel » Thu Sep 07, 2017 3:35 pm UTC

A sign that says "indoor track", because I'm sitting along the side of an indoor track.

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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby patzer » Thu Sep 14, 2017 8:16 pm UTC

A roll of toilet paper, because I'm on the toilet.
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby Freddino18 » Fri Nov 10, 2017 4:27 pm UTC

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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby Freddino18 » Mon Apr 23, 2018 11:19 pm UTC

Bump, with a small model helicopter.

Bump again, with a bottle of Olive Garden Signature Italian Dressing.
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Postby somitomi » Tue Apr 24, 2018 5:56 pm UTC

A desk pen holder with ancient phone numbers for services like taxi, car rental and Lada repair shop.
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby heuristically_alone » Fri Apr 27, 2018 5:48 pm UTC

Giant stickers
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Postby somitomi » Fri Apr 27, 2018 7:29 pm UTC

One of those hand-cranked pencil sharpeners that makes extra sharp pencils
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Postby commodorejohn » Sat Apr 28, 2018 5:09 pm UTC

A little toy Volkswagen.
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Apr 28, 2018 5:11 pm UTC

My legs.
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Postby somitomi » Sat Apr 28, 2018 7:11 pm UTC

Screwdriver bits.
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby emlightened » Sat Apr 28, 2018 8:03 pm UTC

I don't know what it's called.

*googles fireplace anatomy*

That didn't work.

The vertical sticking out pillary bit that supports the upper horizontal bit of a fireplace.
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Apr 28, 2018 8:55 pm UTC

Shia LaBeouf. On the TV screen.
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby SirGabriel » Sat Apr 28, 2018 10:03 pm UTC

Hot sauce. Because I'm currently eating ramen.

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Postby flicky1991 » Sat Apr 28, 2018 10:06 pm UTC

Lime squash. Because I'm currently drinking lime squash.
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby SirGabriel » Sat Apr 28, 2018 11:27 pm UTC

A vacuum-insulated water bottle. Because I'm currently in Arizona, where apparently summer starts in April.

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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Apr 28, 2018 11:28 pm UTC

My phone.
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby commodorejohn » Sun Apr 29, 2018 6:24 am UTC

Inexpensive Chinese Telecaster clone.
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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Apr 29, 2018 9:24 am UTC

An empty glass.
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Postby threetwoone » Sun Apr 29, 2018 2:56 pm UTC

2 empty cups of yogurt.
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Apr 29, 2018 4:21 pm UTC

A pad of paper.
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby patzer » Sat May 05, 2018 6:10 pm UTC

A blanket. I am covered in a blanket at the moment,
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby Soupspoon » Sat May 05, 2018 8:43 pm UTC

The (pre-Saturday night, just - getting busier) A&E waiting room.

(Not for me, I'm the designated driver for someone that someone else worried about (IMO, H or otherwise) too much, and decided we should all come here to deal with a problem that's now not a current problem and that'll either become a case of "go home, here's an appointment for Tuesday" or "we'll give you a bed until Tuesday, when we'll look at you more thoroughly". Because it's something for which there's no current urgency and it's a Bank Holiday weekend so the urgentish-non-emergency consultation is going to be no sooner than then.)

Edit: Yes, an appointment is made for Tuesday. I was not surprised. Injured party was not surprised (or bothered), worried person ended up very annoyed with the medical professional (who had been courteous and correct throughout) and I had no opportunity to apologise to the latter. The result of slightly gumming up the works of A&E is an appointment which could likely have been arranged for Wednesday by channels we already available had access to if we had waited to call them on Tuesday. NHS works fine, in this case, given what we asked of it. And we see on the waiting-room TVs that Trump has gone and insinuated bollocks about the UK again (helped by some hyperbolae made by a doctor using wording a UK audience understands better in context than an idiot who picks up selectively reported Fox 'News' talking-points-of-the-day, deliberately or otherwise). Sorry, just needed to say this. A frustrating few hours.
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby flicky1991 » Sat May 05, 2018 10:11 pm UTC

A rolled-up kitchen towel, containing orange peel.
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby heuristically_alone » Sun May 06, 2018 1:30 am UTC

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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby threetwoone » Sun May 06, 2018 1:37 am UTC

A blanket i’m laying on.
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Re: Look away from your monitor.

Postby emlightened » Sun May 06, 2018 9:24 am UTC

A small spray bottle of apple juice. It's meant to make dogs bark less - they don't like the smell.
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