cjquines wrote:>Becomes slave to the Senior High Priest GM, oh awesome, awesome, Senior High Priest GM, please take me as a humble sacrifice, take me as your slave, and I shall do any of your biddings, just let me be your slave oh mighty, cool, nice, Senior High Priest GM BucklesMcStrap.
(Please an Insta120, because I REALLY want to be your slave.)
Your Roll: 60
You are a brown noser. You seriously need to stop sucking up to me. I would never take the likes of you as a slave. This is absolutely ridiculous, embarrassing and humiliating. You only want to be my slave so as to get awesome bonuses. You are a total loser. Shame on you. As such, you shall not be my slave. You will not be my servant. You will just be a hopeless person dying to be my, thus fawning over everything I do and practically dying to be a part of my awesomeness, but never quite reaching such high standards. Your punishment...your action shall not be recognized!
WarDaft wrote:> Call upon my adorable pet Buh to provide entertainment.
Your Roll: 26
You have no pet Buh to provide entertainment. There might just be a Buh in existence though.
Sargon of Akkad wrote:OH HELL NAW Now yall gone and made me mad. Evengeduld, you're going down.
>Give up immortality and my + 20 to RTDs in exchange for REVENGE.
Your Roll: 25
You can't give up your immortality due to it being a simple whim of the universe itself. But revenge can still be found!
Damarco wrote:>Dance my way into the crowd of space dwelling individuals inconspicuously and try to make smalltalk with orangedragonfire.
Your Roll: 59
You dance your way into the crowd of space dwelling individuals, but it's not conspicuously. They see you and begin talking to you, thus small talk with orangedragonfire is not possible.
blademan9999 wrote:>Create a clone of me made of pure good to battle my evil clone.
Your Roll: 98
You hijack the strange sphere and through willpower alone, cause a pure good version of you to emerge. It shall help you destroy the evil clone, but doing so shall destroy both and they will be absorbed into you. In the meantime, he shall take all RTDs for you and will assist you with all actions. +5 to all rolls and good clone takes RTDs!
Queen Arasene wrote:> Look confused at all weird happenings.
Your Roll: 20
You are not confused. You know exactly what's going on around you and you accept it as a fact of life.
curtis95112 wrote:>Plant a tree
Your Roll: 105
You plant a tree on an asteroid, but not any tree, but a terraforming tree! It will slowly connect asteroids together using its tentacle-roots and it will convert sunlight into a breathable atmosphere! You have an understanding of space-trees now are a certified space-botanist! +10 to all space-botany rolls!
matt96 wrote:Since all the information I would ever need is stored in my data chip, that would include knowledge that orangedragonfire is the bad guy, and assuming that is correct, then I will
>extract and process a nearby moderate sized (about .75 meter diameter.) chunk of space rock into a mega-phone which I proceed to use to inform everyone that orangedragonfire is the bad guy
If this fails badly, we are all doomed.
Your Roll: 32
You manage to construct a megaphone out of said asteroid, but cannot extract the information you need due to a slightly damaged RAM stick.
Evengeduld wrote:> Shoot the Terraforming gun in Sargon of Akkad's face...
Your Roll: 12
You instead can't quite figure out how it works, so while fiddling around with it you aim it at your face. Unfortunately you pulled the trigger just then and it fired in YOUR face!Evengeduld must RTD!
You dodge the fire from the gun, and gain a rudimentary understanding of the gun, but only in dodging it. In the meantime the blast hits a comet and it begins to form into a giant ball of water!
Snark wrote:> Implore the mighty GM to reinstitute the six-sided die or establish guidelines for the 120 sided die.
Your Roll: 69 (lol)
You indeed implore the mighty GM to re-institute the six-sided die, but he ignores you due to the fact that there is in fact a structure to how the 120 sided die works. You just don't know how it works and the great GM may never tell you!!! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!! : twisted :
Nautilus wrote:> Bite down harder
Your Roll: 49
You bit harder, and are now certain you've bit into something, but you still can't identify it. You do feel a strange wiggling though....
orangedragonfire wrote:> Claim that matt96 is the bad guy, who is trying to blame both me and Evenguld.
After all, he has a weird alien biosuit! We can't trust him!
Your Roll: 103
You claim for all to hear that matt96 is in fact the bad guy, and he is now labelled as the bad guy! Evegeduld now has a cleared name! Your strain of logic also happens to leak its way into your action, and everyone now becomes xenophobic (except those that are already amongst aliens)! Evengeduld clean, matt96 labelled bad guy, everyone (almost) is xenophobic!
kram2301 wrote:> Shoo away that pesky little thing, that to me is less than what an Electron would be to a human, which is apparently called Nautilus.
Your Roll: 13
You are too lazy and too busy thinking about strange things to bother with shooing away Nautilus. He bites harder.
thatweirdpanda wrote:>get hit by cosmic energy and gain amazing superpowers
Your Roll: 56
You get hit by cosmic energy, but it's not enough to give you amazing superpowers, let alone regular ones. Instead it charges your rabbit's foot with cosmic energy allowing you to form it into a single superpower for one turn with a +10 bonus! Cosmic charged rabbit's foot!
eculc wrote:>discover who the actual antagonist is.
Your Roll: 78
You immediately discover who the actual antagonist is just by connecting the dots on your sudoku puzzle! You are a super genius when it comes to solving puzzles! Who knew? +10 to puzzle-solving rolls!
BucklesMcStrap wrote:Patience my munchkins, your beloved BucklesMcStrap shall be rolling tonight!
STOP TOYING WITH MY HEART YOU ROGUISH DEVIL
BucklesMcStrap is indeed a roguish devil. How dare you let the world know.NPC Turns
>Steals back the strange sphere.
Evil blademan9999 manages to steal away the sphere, but he left behind the shininess! Oh noes!
>Rallies a platoon of space chimps!
Fundamental Rule #27: Monkey cannot speak Chimp!
>Converts a shotgun and a paperclip into an M60.
Successfully converts the shotgun and paperclip into an M60, but doesn't have ammo!RANDOMNESS TIME!!!!
The universe holds still for but a moment, trembles, and everything continues back to a normal pace. Bless you kram2301!