Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby orangedragonfire » Mon May 07, 2012 6:03 pm UTC

Players (perma-boons):
Spoiler:
curtis95112 - +/1 to gravity rolls | +1 to all space-botany rolls | - /1 on every roll, unless removed by kram
WarDaft -
kram2301 - +2/2 to all rolls (kram universe pie) | +2/1 to creation
cjquines - has support of aliens (+ 1/1 per turn) | +/1 to flower rolls
Nautilus - +1 to biting | +2/1 to all baking rolls | +1 to all rolls
Sargon of Akkad - knows FIVE ultimate punches! (+ 2/1 to all punching rolls) | Ultimate Power (+3/3 to all actions) | In VOID (-1/-1 to all actions) and an additional -1/-1 to escape the VOID
Evengeduld -
eculc - +2/2 to all rolls | +1 to puzzle-solving rolls | +1 to all turns with fruitcake gun | temple gives a +2/1 bonus to finding or loosing items | +1 to escaping
vp1 -
matt96 - +1 to all rolls | + 1/2 to all baking rolls | +2 to all rolls against aliens
orangedragonfire - +1 to all evil rolls | knows that cjquines is vulnerable to lies (+ 1 when lying to cjquines) | has a cookie storage (+ 1 to all rolls with cookies)
Snark - +1/1 to all baking rolls | +/1 to all monkey rolls | +1 to changing the physics of the universe
thatweirdpanda - +1 to all baking rolls
blademan9999 -
Queen Arasene - +1 to muffin baking rolls | +2/2 to all baking rolls | +1 to infiltration rolls
BucklesMcStrap -
Damarco - +1/2 to all rolls | +1/1 to all baking rolls
Cameroni101 - awesome galactic powers (+1 to all rolls)
flarpfreak - +1 to all evil actions


Players (next-turn boons):
Spoiler:
curtis95112 - +2
WarDaft -
kram2301 -
cjquines -
Nautilus -
Sargon of Akkad -
Evengeduld -
eculc -
vp1 -
matt96 -
orangedragonfire - +2/2
Snark -
thatweirdpanda -
blademan9999 - +1/1
Queen Arasene -
BucklesMcStrap -
Damarco -
Cameroni101 -
flarpfreak -


Players (activated boons):
Spoiler:
curtis95112 -
WarDaft -
kram2301 - has RING OF THE UNIVERSES (name should always be in caps lock, grants a + 2/2, used on will, charges for 1 turn)
cjquines - has space waffles (Rolls a second pair of dice when eaten) | has a really big cake (50 slices, slices can be shared, slices give +1)
Nautilus -
Sargon of Akkad - has a radioactive cookie! (rolls second pair of dice when eaten)
Evengeduld -
eculc -
vp1 -
matt96 -
orangedragonfire -
Snark -
thatweirdpanda - has rabbit's foot that needs to be charged with cosmic energy
blademan9999 -
Queen Arasene -
BucklesMcStrap -
Damarco - has a single quadruple bacon cookie (+1 every time looks at the cookie)
Cameroni101 -
flarpfreak -


Players (other items):
Spoiler:
curtis95112 -
WarDaft - membranes that allow space flight
kram2301 -
cjquines - has space waffles (Rolls a second pair of dice when eaten)
Nautilus - has impossible-to-crush rock
Sargon of Akkad -
Evengeduld - has terraforming gun (with chunks)
eculc - self-sufficient combat biosuit that is still not self-aware and still fits VERY comfortably | <- bonuses cannot be removed or stolen
vp1 - has universal translator
matt96 - | has unification cookies (remove xenophobia and unite against true bad guy; everyone in vicinity may eat unification cookies as a free action)
orangedragonfire - has a cookie storage (+ 1 to all rolls with cookies)
Snark - alien artifact
thatweirdpanda - giant cupcake with top floor that gives everyone comas
blademan9999 - has epic spaceship without doors
Queen Arasene - has inn (second action each turn deciding who to sell muffins to) | protective sweater! (+1 to all RTDs)
BucklesMcStrap -
Damarco -
Cameroni101 -
flarpfreak -


Players (adjectives, attitudes, feelings, forms):
Spoiler:
curtis95112 - xenophobic | confused
WarDaft - lithovore | xenophobic
kram2301 - the kram universe pie (+2/2 to all rolls)| happy (no negative effects may be applied)
cjquines - xenophobic
Nautilus - doesn't need to eat |knows secret to the Ultimate Rock Pie
Sargon of Akkad -
Evengeduld - believed to be a good guy | xenophobic
eculc - xenophobic | matt96's friend
vp1 -
matt96 - bio-android | xenophobic | eculc's friend
orangedragonfire - secret bad guy | xenophobic | is in a pie
Snark - xenophobic
thatweirdpanda - xenophobic
blademan9999 - xenophobic | kitten form (gives all bonuses the kitten NPCs have)
Queen Arasene -
BucklesMcStrap - forgiven | forgiven again
Damarco -
Cameroni101 - knows exactly how utterly HUGE the universe is
flarpfreak - invisible


Players (other):
Spoiler:
curtis95112 -
WarDaft - rtd when not eating rocks
kram2301 -
cjquines - alien planet
Nautilus - Aliens: +/2 to all actions if aliens are close enough | aliens may not harm Nautilus in any way
Sargon of Akkad - badly wounded for 1 turn, any damage will give him a - 1 in the RTD
Evengeduld - believed to be a good guy | in the atmosphere
eculc - matt96's friend | aliens may not harm eculc in any way
vp1 - student to alien race
matt96 - eculc's friend
orangedragonfire - joined with deceased Evil blademan9999 and Space Dragon | chance to escape pie every turn
Snark - aliens may not harm Snark in any way
thatweirdpanda -
blademan9999 -
Queen Arasene - has inn (second action each turn deciding who to sell muffins to) | Soviet russia is in Queen Arasene (all actions must be Russian Reversals) | Aliens: +/2 to all actions if aliens are close enough | aliens may not harm Queen Arasene in any way
BucklesMcStrap - still completely and entirely unrelated to VelcroMcButton
Damarco -
Cameroni101 -
flarpfreak -


NPC List:
Spoiler:
Evil blademan9999 - joined with ODF | gave life force to ODF | -2/+2 to all rolls while in this universe
Space Monkey -
Space Dragon - joined with ODF | has infiltrated the Robot civilization | -1 to sabotage rolls
VelcroMcButton - Hehehehe.....chocolate coins..... | great liar (+ 1/1 to all lying turns)
Kittens - extra cute (+2/1 to all cute rolls) | fused with blademan9999 | +1/1 to mental rolls
Robot civilization - very advanced (+2 to all rolls) | will stop at nothing to keep orangedragonfire inside pie
Alien Invasion - has its own home planet | wants to keep orangedragonfire inside the pie


Events:
Spoiler:
Everyone has a +2 in RTDs!
All baked good are now poison! Exceptions are: kram2301, pie containing orangedragofire, Ultimate Rock Pie
Everyone is scattered! -2/-2 to all actions that have to do with NPCs or other players! (does not apply to actions between kram2301 and VelcroMcButton)
Every action next turn must include the number 19 in some way.

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby eculc » Mon May 07, 2012 6:18 pm UTC

>find the 19-page instruction booklet to assemble the mega-fruitcake-gun
>free action: Eat anti-xenophobe cookies
Um, this post feels devoid of content. Good luck?
For comparison, that means that if the cabbage guy from Avatar: The Last Airbender filled up his cart with lettuce instead, it would be about a quarter of a lethal dose.

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Queen Arasene » Mon May 07, 2012 6:48 pm UTC

> Bake 19 Muffin helpers for myself.
(As we are scattered, I assume that I do no longer have to do the Russian thing.)
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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby matt96 » Mon May 07, 2012 7:53 pm UTC

>bake 19 teleporters and use them to distribute some of the unification cookies through out the universe.

>eat one of the unification cookies

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Snark » Mon May 07, 2012 10:42 pm UTC

> Decrease the speed of light by a factor of 19

Disclaimer: I am not a physics major and do not pretend to know what will happen if this succeeds
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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Sargon of Akkad » Mon May 07, 2012 10:54 pm UTC

> Punch the VOID 19 times to remove its negative influence.

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Cameroni101 » Tue May 08, 2012 1:11 am UTC

>Walk from one end of the Universe to the other 19 times.

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby cjquines » Tue May 08, 2012 4:10 am UTC

ODF, I wouldn't mind updating the lists. But I'm less focused on this game lately...

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby curtis95112 » Tue May 08, 2012 4:15 am UTC

>Create 19 universes
Mighty Jalapeno wrote:
Tyndmyr wrote:
Роберт wrote:Sure, but at least they hit the intended target that time.

Well, if you shoot enough people, you're bound to get the right one eventually.

Thats the best description of the USA ever.

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby kram2301 » Tue May 08, 2012 10:48 am UTC

> Create a 19-level security jail around OrangeDragonFire.

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby blademan9999 » Wed May 09, 2012 5:08 am UTC

Ecluc wrote:>find the 19-page instruction booklet to assemble the mega-fruitcake-gun
>free action: Eat anti-xenophobe cookies

(Add escape in there or something, extra +1)
(Also, shouldn't those 10's of weakened reality or something, one of them was basically punching reality. An 11 rewrote reality. Really anything 10 or other should damage reality.)
>Use my cuteness to send 19 instantaneous mental beams which help the universe by making Orangedragonfire nice.
>Free action: Eat one of the many unification cookies.
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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby eculc » Wed May 09, 2012 10:50 am UTC

meh, I've already got...what, +5/2? that's good enough. I don't want to destroy reality, after all. just find an instruction booklet.
Um, this post feels devoid of content. Good luck?
For comparison, that means that if the cabbage guy from Avatar: The Last Airbender filled up his cart with lettuce instead, it would be about a quarter of a lethal dose.

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby kram2301 » Wed May 09, 2012 4:24 pm UTC

It would be way to easy for the universe to damage itself if 10+ damages reality...
I'd say, it should depend on what kind of action you're doing...

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Nautilus » Wed May 09, 2012 10:15 pm UTC

> Bake 19 ultimate rock pies (utilizing biting skills) to figure out what the hell they actually do


Edit:19
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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby orangedragonfire » Thu May 10, 2012 6:23 am UTC

Just in case I'm not doing the next roll:

> Use 19 methods to stealthily escape the pie.

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Sargon of Akkad » Wed May 16, 2012 12:39 am UTC

Hullo? ... Is anyone there?

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby blademan9999 » Wed May 23, 2012 5:20 am UTC

kram2301 wrote:It would be way to easy for the universe to damage itself if 10+ damages reality...
I'd say, it should depend on what kind of action you're doing...

Originally, on a list of what 7 and over do, 10 was stated to basically destroy the game, plus the roll was basically punching a hole in reality, maybe it just wasn't random enough.

I nominate ODF for rolling.
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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby curtis95112 » Fri May 25, 2012 12:42 am UTC

blademan9999 wrote:
kram2301 wrote:It would be way to easy for the universe to damage itself if 10+ damages reality...
I'd say, it should depend on what kind of action you're doing...

Originally, on a list of what 7 and over do, 10 was stated to destroy the universe.
I nominate ODF for rolling.

Seconded.
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Роберт wrote:Sure, but at least they hit the intended target that time.

Well, if you shoot enough people, you're bound to get the right one eventually.

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Snark » Fri May 25, 2012 1:36 am UTC

curtis95112 wrote:
blademan9999 wrote:
kram2301 wrote:It would be way to easy for the universe to damage itself if 10+ damages reality...
I'd say, it should depend on what kind of action you're doing...

Originally, on a list of what 7 and over do, 10 was stated to destroy the universe.
I nominate ODF for rolling.

Seconded.

If ODF has the time, thirded.
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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby blademan9999 » Fri May 25, 2012 12:19 pm UTC

(I'll start us off since this is taking too long.)
eculc wrote:>find the 19-page instruction booklet to assemble the mega-fruitcake-gun
>free action: Eat anti-xenophobe cookies

Roll 6/6
+2/+2
+2/+1
=10/9 (Ohhhhboyyyy) (You weren't using you're fruit cake gun, so you don't get that +1, and you didn't want to destroy the universe anyway)
You find the instruction booklet, the booklet immediately transforms the entire temple into THE-MEGA-FRUITCAKE-GUN. (Name must be in all caps to work.)
THE-MEGA-FRUITCAKE-GUN: Size of the small moon. It has +3 to attack rolls, 6hp. (only answers to those who have knowledge of the instruction booklet. Every 2 turns you may specify one person, THE-MEGA-FRUITCAKE-GUN will get an extra +1 against them, maximum 3 bonus targets, you may freely remove one bonus target.

Queen Arasene wrote:> Bake 19 Muffin helpers for myself.
(As we are scattered, I assume that I do no longer have to do the Russian thing.)

Roll 6/1
+2/1
+1
=9/2
You get 19 muffin SUPER helpers. As a free command each turn you may tell them what to do. They have a +3 to baking rolls.
Also there aura of helpfulness means any action to do with helping or muffins will have decrease the size of any penalty by /1.
matt96 wrote:>bake 19 teleporters and use them to distribute some of the unification cookies through out the universe.

>eat one of the unification cookies

Roll 4/1
+1
+1/2
=6/3
Everyone can now eat unification cookies!
The teleportation system also helps people inter act with each other. Penalty to all actions that have to do with NPCs or other players! is reduced to -1/-2.

Snark wrote:> Decrease the speed of light by a factor of 19

Disclaimer: I am not a physics major and do not pretend to know what will happen if this succeeds

Roll 2/1
+1
=3/1
You decrease the speed of light by a factor of 19, but only for yourself until the end of your next turn.
You are now 1/19th of your previous height! But you still have the same mass. +1 to hiding rolls. You must roll to dodge the biological effects!
Roll 2!
You're injured for 3 turns!
Sargon of Akkad wrote:> Punch the VOID 19 times to remove its negative influence.

Roll 4/1
+3/+3
+2/+1
-1/-1
=8/4.
You remove all negative influences, In fact you reverse some of the effects!
+1/+1 to all actions while in the void.
The rest is for ODF.
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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby orangedragonfire » Fri May 25, 2012 1:40 pm UTC

Cameroni101 wrote:>Walk from one end of the Universe to the other 19 times.

Roll: 2/2
+1 (awesome galactic powers)
= 3/2

You start walking, but get very tired soon, as it is a quite long way.

(-1/1 to next turn)

curtis95112 wrote:>Create 19 universes

Roll: 4/4
- /1
+2
= 6/3

You create 19 universes, learning a lot in the process.

(+1 to Creation)

kram2301 wrote:> Create a 19-level security jail around OrangeDragonFire.

Roll: 3/1
+2/2 (Kram Universe pie)
+2/1 (Creation)
-2/2 (players are scattered)
=5/2

You the jail, and it makes it more difficult for OrangeDragonFire to escape!

(-1 to all escape attempts by orangedragonfire)

blademan9999 wrote:>Use my cuteness to send 19 instantaneous mental beams which help the universe by making Orangedragonfire nice.
>Free action: Eat one of the many unification cookies.

Roll: 2/3
+2/1 (cute)
+1/1 (mental)
+1/1
-2/1 (players are scattered)
= 4/5

You send beams into space, and, orangedragonfire is temporarily nicer

(-1/1 to the next 5 evil actions by orangedragonfire)

Nautilus wrote:> Bake 19 ultimate rock pies (utilizing biting skills) to figure out what the hell they actually do

Roll: 1/5
+1 (biting)
+2/1 (baking)
+1
= 5/6

You bake 19 Ultimate Rock Pies, and they form an Ultimate Rock Band! Their music is so awesome that it is actually dangerous, but doesn't harm you since you created them. Hearing their music also fills you with confidence, and helps you. They also taste really good.

(everyone except Nautilus much Roll To Dodge upon hearing the Ultimate Rock Band play music.)
(everyone hearing the Ultimate Rock Band play music gets +1/1 to all actions)
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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby blademan9999 » Sun May 27, 2012 11:21 am UTC

(ODF, the penalty was reduced to -1/-2. Also I had a next turn bonus of +1/+1.)
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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby blademan9999 » Wed May 30, 2012 11:13 am UTC

Use my cuteness to create mental beams which will change me into the SUPER ULTIMATE DIPLOMAT!
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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby Queen Arasene » Wed May 30, 2012 2:07 pm UTC

> Bake a muffin lampshade

Helpers:
> Help me hang it on the ODF Pie.

( If you didn't notice, this is a poor attempt at Lampshade Hanging (How do I get a damn link to that?))
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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby blademan9999 » Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:37 am UTC

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby matt96 » Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:42 am UTC

there was no randomness roll, how are we supposed to know what random thematic event is going on this turn that we have to react to?

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Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Postby kram2301 » Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:40 am UTC

Oh, new prey :twisted:
> Use the ring of universes to create an extension of them by consuming the 19 newly formed universes.

Btw, not that it matters but shouldn't I, due to happiness, be resistant against any negative effects? (the -2/-2 due to distance) Or was the rule for that different? It's been a while...
I'm ok with the outcome though.


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