Kick the Can

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Re: Kick the Can

Postby madjo » Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:29 am UTC

I attempt to kick the can, but instead I kick the bucket.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby Tomlidich » Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:51 pm UTC

i hire Bruce Schneier to roundhouse kick the can.


it burst in a flash of light about 2 feet from travelling away from chuck. we believe it to be somewhere a few alternate universes away from here.

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Re: Kick the Can

Postby eculc » Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:48 pm UTC

I kick the can into the "take a penny leave a penny" thread. it lands in my post.
Um, this post feels devoid of content. Good luck?
For comparison, that means that if the cabbage guy from Avatar: The Last Airbender filled up his cart with lettuce instead, it would be about a quarter of a lethal dose.

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Re: Kick the Can

Postby Sean Quixote » Sat Apr 28, 2012 8:31 pm UTC

The can has since kicked itself back into its own thread, but now it's full of pennies and in the hand of a homeless man. I kick him.

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Re: Kick the Can

Postby matt96 » Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:31 pm UTC

I empty the can and kick it into my face repeatedly for having done something incredibly stupid, and then kick it into my face again for being stupid enough to kick the can into my face because of having done something stupid instead of learning from my mistake and becoming less stupid

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Re: Kick the Can

Postby Sean Quixote » Thu May 17, 2012 10:45 pm UTC

I kick the can and it awakens from a dream within itself.

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Re: Kick the Can

Postby Ken_g6 » Fri May 18, 2012 1:53 am UTC

I kick the can out. It moves away and never speaks to me again.

Um, not that it ever spoke to me in the first place. Yeah. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it. Hey, who are those guys in white coats? :shock:

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Re: Kick the Can

Postby curtis95112 » Fri May 18, 2012 5:02 am UTC

I kick a tin
Mighty Jalapeno wrote:
Tyndmyr wrote:
Роберт wrote:Sure, but at least they hit the intended target that time.

Well, if you shoot enough people, you're bound to get the right one eventually.

Thats the best description of the USA ever.

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Re: Kick the Can

Postby brakos82 » Fri May 18, 2012 5:10 am UTC

I gently place the can back with the other cans that it belongs with.




Then I kick all of the cans.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby eculc » Fri May 18, 2012 12:21 pm UTC

I kick the can back to the necro-zone from which it came.
Um, this post feels devoid of content. Good luck?
For comparison, that means that if the cabbage guy from Avatar: The Last Airbender filled up his cart with lettuce instead, it would be about a quarter of a lethal dose.

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Re: Kick the Can

Postby matt96 » Tue May 29, 2012 10:56 am UTC

A can hits my head here while I am passing through the necro zone, so I kick it back to the first page.

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Re: Kick the Can

Postby eculc » Tue May 29, 2012 4:44 pm UTC

I kick the can into the "take a penny, leave a penny" thread. Again.
Um, this post feels devoid of content. Good luck?
For comparison, that means that if the cabbage guy from Avatar: The Last Airbender filled up his cart with lettuce instead, it would be about a quarter of a lethal dose.

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Re: Kick the Can

Postby Badion » Tue May 29, 2012 9:12 pm UTC

I kick the can with all of my might.
One of these things is not like the others.
Every penny saved costs the government 2.1cents.

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Re: Kick the Can

Postby brakos82 » Tue May 29, 2012 9:14 pm UTC

I kick the can into Turkerya.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby Sean Quixote » Thu May 31, 2012 5:03 am UTC

DUCK!!

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Re: Kick the Can

Postby brakos82 » Thu May 31, 2012 5:05 am UTC

I place the can so that it'll keep the Internet from leaking.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby Badion » Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:14 pm UTC

I change the oil and the can and the oil filter.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby brakos82 » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:13 am UTC

I kick the can into the Duck of Turkerya.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby Sean Quixote » Sat Jun 23, 2012 6:53 pm UTC

I kick the duck.

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Re: Kick the Can

Postby matt96 » Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:14 pm UTC

I kick the can at SlyReaper

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Re: Kick the Can

Postby CreativeUsername » Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:33 pm UTC

I do a badass jackie chan kick and deflect it

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Re: Kick the Can

Postby Sean Quixote » Mon Nov 05, 2012 6:09 am UTC

I leave a penny. The can quacks.

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Re: Kick the Can

Postby Vytron » Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:24 pm UTC

I throw my shoe at the can. It hits it.

Does it count?
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:06 pm UTC

I can the kick.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby eculc » Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:27 pm UTC

I kick the can back into the necro-zone.
Um, this post feels devoid of content. Good luck?
For comparison, that means that if the cabbage guy from Avatar: The Last Airbender filled up his cart with lettuce instead, it would be about a quarter of a lethal dose.

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Re: Kick the Can

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:48 am UTC

I drink the contents of the can.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby Vytron » Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:48 am UTC

The can kicks me.

Ow!
Go! Go! You can do it username5243!
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:29 pm UTC

I kick Vytron too!
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby maninblack » Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:33 pm UTC

I attempt to kick the can at flicky. I kick the can, but miss flicky. The can bounces and hits Vytron instead.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Nov 08, 2012 2:38 pm UTC

I use a 3D printer to make a new can. I kick it and it shatters.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby Vytron » Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:08 pm UTC

The can kicks everyone that kicked or threw the can at Vytron.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby maninblack » Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:15 pm UTC

Chuck N0rris roundhouse kicks the can.
Spoiler:
WTF?
Bruce Schneier =/= Chuck N0rris
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: Kick the Can

Postby Vytron » Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:30 am UTC

I kick the can, it hits Saladin's Mom (really, the mother of Saladin, no censors).
Go! Go! You can do it username5243!
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby marionic » Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:53 am UTC

I drink the contents of the can.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby Vytron » Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:47 pm UTC

I eat the can whole.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby Kick » Tue Nov 13, 2012 12:56 am UTC

I am the can.
I'm never sarcastic.

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Re: Kick the Can

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:15 pm UTC

I'm wearing the can.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby maninblack » Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:49 pm UTC

I'm at one with the can.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: Kick the Can

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:51 pm UTC

I'm on the can. Can I have some privacy, please?
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby Kick » Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:34 pm UTC

/me the can.
I'm never sarcastic.


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