Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Vytron » Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:10 am UTC

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Everyone likes them raw, except for granny who likes them cooked. It's about time we went into mass production of meat.
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jan 21, 2013 7:24 am UTC

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Everyone likes them raw, except for granny who likes them cooked, and it's about time we went into mass production of meat

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Jplus » Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:10 am UTC

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Everyone likes them raw, except granny who likes them cooked, and it's about time we go into mass production of strawberries.
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Elmach » Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:56 am UTC

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Everyone likes them raw, except for Granny who likes them cooked, so we better well start going into production of strawberries.

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:44 pm UTC

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Everyone likes them cooked, except Granny who likes them raw, so we'd better get well into production of strawberries
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Lawsome » Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:49 pm UTC

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Everyone likes them cooked, apart from granny who likes them raw, so we better get into the production of strawberries
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Feb 17, 2013 9:37 am UTC

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Everyone in Moscow loves them cooked, except my granny who loves them raw, so we'd better get into production of strawberries
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby gaga654 » Tue Feb 19, 2013 4:18 am UTC

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Everyone in Moscow loves them cooked, except for my grandmother who loves them raw, so we'd better get into the production of strawberries.

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:08 am UTC

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Everyone from Moscow loves them lightly cooked, except my granny who loves them raw with cream, so we better get into fast production of strawberries
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Adam H » Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:48 pm UTC

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Everyone from Moscow likes them lightly cooked, except the people that like a nice light cream on top of their strawberries.
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:04 pm UTC

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Everyone from Moscow likes them lightly cooked, except for the people who like cream on their strawberries, who need help
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby gaga654 » Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:03 am UTC

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Everyone in Moscow likes them lightly cooked, except people who like them on their strawberries, who need help.

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Feb 21, 2013 6:54 am UTC

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Everyone in Moscow likes them cooked, except those who like to have them on their strawberries, who need help
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Elmach » Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:40 am UTC

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Everyone in Moscow likes them cooked, except in Stalingrad, which needs some more strawberries and chocolate filling and more filler text.

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:00 am UTC

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Everyone in Moscow likes them cooked, except in Stalingrad where they really should get a lot more flavour text
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Elmach » Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:13 am UTC

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Everyone in Moscow likes them cooked, except in Stalingrad, where they ought to get some more better flavor text.

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:42 am UTC

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Everyone in Moscow likes them cooked, except in Stalingrad, where they ought to get some more better flavour text
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Elmach » Sun Feb 24, 2013 3:57 am UTC

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Everyone in Moscow likes them cooked, except in Stalingrad, where they ought to get some better flavor text.

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Feb 24, 2013 5:17 pm UTC

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Everyone living in Moscow likes them raw, except in the parts near Stalingrad, where they ought to get some better flavour text
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Elmach » Sun Feb 24, 2013 6:16 pm UTC

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Everybody in Moscow likes them raw, except in the areas around Stalingrad, where they require some better flavor text.

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Pressed Bunson » Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:37 pm UTC

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Everybody in Moscow likes them raw, except in the areas around Stalingrad, where they require some better flavor text.
Asmodieus wrote:Knock knock.
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Feb 25, 2013 11:33 am UTC

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Everyone in Moscow likes their sausages nice and raw, except for the areas around Stalingrad, where they require some more flavour text to improve colour and taste
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Elmach » Tue Feb 26, 2013 2:17 am UTC

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Everyone around Moscow likes their sausages long and raw, except in the areas around Stalingrad, where they are in dire need of better flavor text and spices and raw material.

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:42 am UTC

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Everyone in Moscow likes their sausages cold and raw, except in Stalingrad where the flavour text has spices as raw material

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Adam H » Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:33 pm UTC

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Everyone in Moscow likes their sausage cold and raw, except in Stalingrad where the text likes raw materials.
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby patzer » Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:08 pm UTC

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Everyone in Moscow likes their sausage cold and raw, but in Stalingrad they like cold materials, and in Vladivostok they like hot drinks.
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Elmach » Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:05 am UTC

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Everyone in Moscow likes their sausages long and raw, but in Stalingrad they like them cold and half-baked, while in Vladivostok they prefer them highly flavored.

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Pressed Bunson » Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:12 pm UTC

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Everyone in Moscow likes their sausages cold and raw, but in Stalingrad they prefer them cold and half-baked, whereas in Vladivostok they prefer more flavor.
Asmodieus wrote:Knock knock.
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:55 pm UTC

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In Moscow they like their sausages raw, in Stalingrad they like them cooked, whereas in Vladivostok they prefer them with more flavour
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Adam H » Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:59 pm UTC

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In Moscow they like their sausages raw, in Vienna they like them cooked, and in Vladistovok they like them with even more flavour.
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby snowyowl » Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:18 pm UTC

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In Moscow they like their sausages saw, in Berlin they like them cooked, and in Vladivostock they like them with even more flavour.
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby patzer » Tue Mar 05, 2013 4:20 pm UTC

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In Moscow they like their sausages raw, in Berlin they like them cooked, and in Vladivostok they like them with even more flavour.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands. –Douglas Adams

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Lorenz » Tue Mar 05, 2013 8:02 pm UTC

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In Moscow they like their sausages raw, in Berlin they like them cooked, and in Valday they like them with even more flavour.

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Mar 05, 2013 8:11 pm UTC

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In Berlin they like their sausages raw, in Washington they like them cooked, and in Valady they like them with even more flavour
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Pressed Bunson » Tue Mar 05, 2013 9:26 pm UTC

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In Berlin they like their sausages cooked, in Washington they like them raw, and in Vladay they like them with even more flavor.
Asmodieus wrote:Knock knock.
Whose there?
Your friends, we're staging an intervention.

black_hat_guy wrote:There once was an X from place B,
Who satisfied predicate P,
The X did thing A,
In a specified way,
Resulting in circumstance C.


Ncoppa jammo ja, funiculì, funiculà!

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Elmach » Wed Mar 06, 2013 12:00 am UTC

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In Berlin they like their sausages cooked, in Washington they like them half-raw, and in Vladgrad they like them with extra flavor.

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Vieto » Wed Mar 06, 2013 12:06 am UTC

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In Berlin they like their sausages cooked, in Washington they like them half-cooked, and in Vladgrad they like them raw.

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby patzer » Wed Mar 06, 2013 12:10 am UTC

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In Berlin they like their sausages half-baked and in Washington they like them raw. In Vostok they are odd. And in Canberra they get confused.
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Lorenz » Wed Mar 06, 2013 2:30 am UTC

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In Berlin they like their sausages half-raw and in Vienna they like them cooked, in Vostok they like them any way, while people are confused.

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby patzer » Wed Mar 06, 2013 3:34 am UTC

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In Berlin they like their sausages half cooked and in Vostok they like them cold anyway, while people are confused.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands. –Douglas Adams


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