Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby patzer » Wed May 16, 2012 5:38 pm UTC

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When feathering sideways, I usually see elephants rolling onto their B-sides. However, the opposite also happens.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands. –Douglas Adams

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Adam H » Wed May 16, 2012 6:42 pm UTC

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When feathering sideways, I often see floppy eared elephants flop onto their B-sides. However, this doesn't always happen.
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Lawsome » Wed May 16, 2012 8:24 pm UTC

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When fluttering sideways, I often see light-footed elephants fall onto their b-hinds, I am shocked.
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby [username] » Wed May 16, 2012 9:35 pm UTC

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While fluttering sideways, I often can see light-footed elephants fall on their b-hinds, and I am very shocked.

Heaps added for the right length :(
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby patzer » Wed May 16, 2012 9:51 pm UTC

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When fluttering sideways, I often see fluttering elephants on their B-strings sideways, and I am very shocked.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands. –Douglas Adams

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby orangedragonfire » Thu May 17, 2012 9:11 am UTC

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When fluttering sideways, I often see fluttering elephants sideways, walking on B-strings, and I am very shocked.

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby patzer » Thu May 17, 2012 9:13 am UTC

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When fluttering sideways, I often see fluttering elephants fluttering sideways on B-strings, I am very shocked.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands. –Douglas Adams

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby orangedragonfire » Thu May 17, 2012 9:16 am UTC

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When fluttering sideways, I often see fluttering elephants fluttering sideways, I am shocked.

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Lawsome » Fri May 18, 2012 3:25 pm UTC

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When fluttering sideways, I often see footed elephants fluttering sideways, I am shocked.
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Quizatzhaderac wrote:
Rosewinsall wrote:DOWN WITH CERTAINTY!

Are you certain of that?

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby [username] » Mon May 21, 2012 1:25 am UTC

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When fluttering sideways, I often see footed elephants fluttering sideways, I am shocked and I add five words.
Duck.

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Adam H » Wed May 23, 2012 7:15 pm UTC

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When I find myself fluttering sideways I often see elephants fluttering sideways, so I am shocked and I add five words.
-Adam

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Snark » Wed May 23, 2012 7:20 pm UTC

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When I am fluttering sideways, I often see elephants fluttering sideways, so I add 5 words plus another 8 or so for good measure.
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby cemper93 » Wed May 23, 2012 11:24 pm UTC

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When I am fluttering sidewords, I always see elephants fluttering sideways, so I add another 5 words or such to the 8 for good measure.

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby gaga654 » Thu May 24, 2012 12:26 am UTC

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When I am uttering flywords, I am fluttering sidewords, so I add another 5 or 8 elephants to the mix for good measure.

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby patzer » Thu May 24, 2012 6:00 pm UTC

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When I am uttering flywords, I am fluttering sidewords, so I add another 5-8 pink elephants to the mixture for good measure.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands. –Douglas Adams

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby orangedragonfire » Sat May 26, 2012 5:36 pm UTC

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While I am uttering sidewords, I am adding flywords, so I am adding 5-8 pink elephants for good measure.

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Jplus » Sun May 27, 2012 12:51 pm UTC

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When I'm uttering side words, I'm slipping sidewards, so I keep 2-4 elephants by my side for future reference.

:)
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby orangedragonfire » Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:06 pm UTC

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When I'm uttering side words, I keep fluttering sidewards, so I keep 2-4 elephants for my future reference.

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Pjotr » Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:27 pm UTC

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When I'm uttering side words, I keep fluttering sideways, which I feel is a real thing now.
Every finger is touching and searching / Until your secrets come out,
In the dance, as it endlessly circles / I linger close to your mouth.
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Adam H » Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:52 pm UTC

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When I'm muttering silly side words, I keep fluttering sideways, which I feel is a real thing now.
-Adam

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby patzer » Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:18 pm UTC

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When I'm muttering silly sidewords, I feel I'm fluttering sideways, which is a silly thing now.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands. –Douglas Adams

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Jplus » Sun Jun 17, 2012 10:53 am UTC

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When I'm muttering silly words, I feel I'm flailing sidewards, which is the topic at hand right now.
"There are only two hard problems in computer science: cache coherence, naming things, and off-by-one errors." (Phil Karlton and Leon Bambrick)

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Pressed Bunson » Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:23 pm UTC

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When I'm muttering silly word, I feel like I'm flailing sideways, which is the topic at hand right now.
Asmodieus wrote:Knock knock.
Whose there?
Your friends, we're staging an intervention.

black_hat_guy wrote:There once was an X from place B,
Who satisfied predicate P,
The X did thing A,
In a specified way,
Resulting in circumstance C.


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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Oflick » Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:25 pm UTC

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When I'm muttering silly words, I feel like I'm flailing wildly, which is the topic at hand right now.

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby matt96 » Thu Jun 21, 2012 1:20 am UTC

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When I'm flailing my arms, I feel like sputtering silly words, which is the topic at hand now.

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Pressed Bunson » Thu Jun 21, 2012 3:57 pm UTC

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When I'm flailing my arms, I feel like sputtering silly words, which is the topic at hand right now.
Asmodieus wrote:Knock knock.
Whose there?
Your friends, we're staging an intervention.

black_hat_guy wrote:There once was an X from place B,
Who satisfied predicate P,
The X did thing A,
In a specified way,
Resulting in circumstance C.


Ncoppa jammo ja, funiculì, funiculà!

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Jplus » Sat Jun 23, 2012 10:25 am UTC

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When I'm flailing my flimsy arms, I'm uttering silly words, which is the very topic at hand right now.
"There are only two hard problems in computer science: cache coherence, naming things, and off-by-one errors." (Phil Karlton and Leon Bambrick)

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Oflick » Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:47 pm UTC

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When I'm flailing my silly arms, I mutter things, which is the topic at hand right now.


Damn, I drew a blank in the middle.

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby MinotaurWarrior » Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:02 am UTC

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When I flail my arms and scream curses at Ba'al-Hammon, I write silly things, which is the topic right now.

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby patzer » Sun Jul 01, 2012 6:51 pm UTC

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When I flail my arms and scream things at Ball-Hammond, I do silly things, which is the right thing to do right now.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands. –Douglas Adams

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Adam H » Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:54 pm UTC

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When I flail my arms and scream things at Billy Hammond, I do weird things like I'm doing right now.


Hmmm. That isn't it.
-Adam

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Rosewinsall » Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:49 pm UTC

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When I flail my arms and scream things at Richard Hammond, I eat weird things like I did just now.

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Indy » Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:12 pm UTC

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When Richard Hammond flails his arms yelling I eat weird things like I did just now

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby BurningLed » Wed Jul 04, 2012 7:10 pm UTC

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When I flail and scream at Richard Hammond, I do things just as they were now.
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby MinotaurWarrior » Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:44 pm UTC

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When I flail and scream at Richard "The Badgerheart" Hammond Periwinkle III, I do things like dance, in the styles as they are now popular.


Just a quick reminder, since the mandatory post-check revealed that some recent posts have been under the word-minimum, this is rule four:

Call N the number of words in your newly produced sentence. After the count, freely apply mutations under the following conditions.
Word additions are required when N < 18, forbidden when N > 26, and allowed in between. The opposite applies to word removals: forbidden when N < 19, required when N > 27, and allowed in between.
In the end the result should be between 18 and 27 words long, inclusive.

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Rosewinsall » Sun Jul 08, 2012 5:19 pm UTC

Mine had the 18 to 27 word requirement.

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jul 08, 2012 5:59 pm UTC

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When I flail at Richard "The Lionheart" Tag, I execute myself. That is why I will never win.
any pronouns
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby orangedragonfire » Mon Jul 09, 2012 8:08 pm UTC

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When I fail at Richard "The Lionhard" Tag, I execute myself. That is why I will never win.

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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:22 pm UTC

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When I fail at Richard "the Lionheart" Tag, I execute myself. This is why I will never win.
any pronouns
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Re: Read once quickly, then remember and reproduce

Postby Adam H » Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:05 pm UTC

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When I fail at Richard "the Lionheart" tag, I kill my inner demons. This is why I never win.
-Adam


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