Calvinball!

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby marionic » Sun Nov 25, 2012 9:18 am UTC

I do a little dance.

The score is now music.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Vytron » Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:33 am UTC

I ban from this game all the people that forgot to wear a mask before playing.

The score is now banned.
Go! Go! You can do it username5243!
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:35 am UTC

I activate the cube.

The score is now 12 edges to 6 faces.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby marionic » Mon Nov 26, 2012 12:21 pm UTC

The score is rules.

I notice the rules state that you start the post with the score before performing your action.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby orangedragonfire » Mon Nov 26, 2012 1:28 pm UTC

I wave my hand in front of marionic, and, using a jedi mind trick, tell him "You do not need to post the score first."

The score is ignoring the rules.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby marionic » Mon Nov 26, 2012 1:39 pm UTC

OK.

The score is obeying ODF.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Nov 26, 2012 9:19 pm UTC

I rip off marionic's face and wear it as my mask.

The score is now splattered with blood.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby freezeblade » Mon Nov 26, 2012 10:20 pm UTC

BANG!

Appears in the center of the field, wears nothing but a mask.

Score lowers to Graham's Number, -10 pounds to each player not speaking devanese.

Zorro in the lead, Batman trailing by a wing.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Nov 26, 2012 10:50 pm UTC

I transform into my vehicle mode and race around everyone.

The winning team is drawing with the losing team.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby marionic » Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:11 pm UTC

I use Magnitude.

The score is now Magnitude 7.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Vytron » Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:29 am UTC

I'm breaking the rule of "nothing ever happens twice!"
I'm breaking the rule of "nothing ever happens twice!"

The score is now invalid.
The score is now invalid.
Go! Go! You can do it username5243!
Cheers Marsh'n!

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby marionic » Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:14 pm UTC

I am.

The score is now marionic.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby freezeblade » Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:21 pm UTC

I take two reds from the left jar and throw them into the green pit at the 2.7 parsec line.

The score is now half-past red october.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Vytron » Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:39 pm UTC

I'm breaking the rule of "nothing ever happens twice!"

The score is now invalid.
Go! Go! You can do it username5243!
Cheers Marsh'n!

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby orangedragonfire » Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:44 pm UTC

marionic wrote:The score is obeying ODF.


"Score! Go and do my bidding! Fetch me water so that I do not have to myself!"

And so the score did. Growing two legs are arms, it walked to the river with two buckets, only to return soon with filled bucket. The score emptied. the water into a basin, and continued to get more water. Eventually, enough water was gathered. But alas, the score did not stop when ordered to. It continued getting more efficient, getting more and more water all the time. Soon everything was flooded and everybody drowned.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:32 pm UTC

Throw odf into a lake high in the mountains, and I put the score near a lake in the lowlands nearby. I build a hydroelectric power plant where the water from the high lake gushes down to the low lake.

Free clean energy for all!
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby marionic » Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:42 pm UTC

The score is dice.

I move three spaces and receive money for passing "Go".
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Vytron » Fri Nov 30, 2012 8:04 am UTC

I kill everyone.

The score is dead.
Go! Go! You can do it username5243!
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby marionic » Fri Nov 30, 2012 2:45 pm UTC

The score is a miracle and everyone is back to life!!! :D
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby freezeblade » Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:51 pm UTC

marionic wrote:The score is a miracle and everyone is back to life!!! :D


I remove marionic from life

The score is now a miracle-marionic
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby ArDeeJ » Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:47 pm UTC

i bribe everyone else in this thread.

The score is now in my favor.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Vytron » Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:44 am UTC

I send ArDeeJ to jail for bribing.

The score is now the judge.
Go! Go! You can do it username5243!
Cheers Marsh'n!

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:29 am UTC

I flip the pancake and dive towards the library.

The score is now made with a new recipe.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby orangedragonfire » Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:34 am UTC

I invert the inversion and reverse the reservation.

The score is confused.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Vytron » Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:18 pm UTC

I divide the score by 0.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby jdj42 » Sat Sep 07, 2013 12:08 am UTC

I activate my trap card, setting your score to defence mode.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Pingouin7 » Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:49 pm UTC

I find a giant rock and everyone freezes, amazed by the giant rock.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby jdj42 » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:46 pm UTC

I summon three monsters at the same time.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Rosewinsall » Thu Sep 04, 2014 6:20 pm UTC

I eat a magical banana that raises my score to 8 chickens and 1 cow.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Vytron » Thu Sep 04, 2014 6:22 pm UTC

I'm me.

The score is now the score.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby orangedragonfire » Thu Sep 04, 2014 6:37 pm UTC

I summon entropy!

The score is cautious of this new development, and decides to hide.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Vytron » Thu Sep 04, 2014 6:50 pm UTC

I reverse the arrow of time.

The score is now what it was before entropy was summoned.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby eviloatmeal » Fri Sep 05, 2014 6:25 am UTC

I cage all Weiner references.

The score is now "not (I summon entropy)".
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Mike Rosoft » Fri Sep 05, 2014 6:23 pm UTC

I win the game, if and only if I lose.

The score is a draw. That is, it's drawn from the ball machine using Ross–Littlewood procedure; depending on the point of view, it's either zero or infinite.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby freezeblade » Fri Sep 05, 2014 6:54 pm UTC

I tackle Mike Rosoft behind the purple-stripe line of 4th scrimage. Each of us gains 2(root)3 points, but mine is rounded to the nearest 10th. The score is now missing.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Vytron » Sat Sep 06, 2014 12:57 am UTC

I hide the score.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby orangedragonfire » Sat Sep 06, 2014 1:06 am UTC

I search for the score.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Vytron » Sat Sep 06, 2014 1:10 am UTC

I pretend to reveal the score.

The score is now fake.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby orangedragonfire » Mon Sep 08, 2014 1:59 am UTC

Reality ensues.

The score is now real.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Vytron » Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:09 am UTC

I talk with the score.

The score now has an existential crisis.


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