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Re: Calvinball!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:49 pm UTC

I run from the field, and, an indeterminate amount of time later, come back from the other side of the field. Eggs^2 points.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:58 pm UTC

I salvage Justin Bieber's humerus bone and use it to hit both incoming balls from the Gilgamesh Maneuver into the bilking tunnels. This eliminates the stromsmen, which due to a clever reading of the Pewlett-Omambe rulebook, activates the floor-is-lava rule. I escape in one of the ornithopters.

The scoreboard shows that I now control all of the red points and 10% of the magenta points. As for the gamboge points, who can tell?
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby orangedragonfire » Sat Jun 23, 2012 7:42 pm UTC

The score includes 15 magmapoints for me; so I am immune to the lava.

I use the change rule to change the floor-is-lava rule to the floor-is-larva rule. Due to excessive use of the word rule, the excessive rule rule is ruled active, and thus I gain a puppy.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:28 pm UTC

Two-thirds of a point are wedged in my skull. I gain five points and lose my sanity.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Rosewinsall » Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:29 pm UTC

The score now stands at 2 pickles minus a Tardis+i. I give myself a snoopy tattoo and sing Bohemian Rhapsody.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Arlick » Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:32 am UTC

The score can be found in the general gas equation as n, and has been seen making out with other constants and variables.
I have some questions, and by that I mean one. Is anyone else afraid of toasters?
Go easy on my spelling, I am slightly dyslexic.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:24 pm UTC

I fry some bacon and sneak a rasher into the left sock of each player. I gain 6 points.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby orangedragonfire » Mon Jul 09, 2012 8:27 pm UTC

The score is two hours of reverse time plus the score of Sweden at that time.

I use the African maneuver.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:12 pm UTC

orangedragonfire wrote:I use the African maneuver.

The African maneuver is disallowed under Convention 111.3. Your penalty is 5 points and any one of your geese (your choice).
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Arlick » Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:43 am UTC

The score is now a rampaging wilder beast. I pick up several geese and throw them through the goals, wearing of course my fluffy mask of +1 Divisibility by zero.
I have some questions, and by that I mean one. Is anyone else afraid of toasters?
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:07 pm UTC

I pick up two shovels, throw one to Arlick, and begin digging. Unless Arlick responds, that's six sevens for me.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Arlick » Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:22 am UTC

i miss the shovel, instead having it hit my skull. -e^π*i points to Flicky
I have some questions, and by that I mean one. Is anyone else afraid of toasters?
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:44 pm UTC

I collect the Four Legs power-up. Until my arms stop being legs, I get double points for every Hyper-Goal.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Mike Rosoft » Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:16 pm UTC

I summon a genie, and wish for a lot of extra points. (Let's see what disaster he summons upon me.)

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:58 pm UTC

The genie conjures hundreds of sharp knife-points. The knives score your flesh.

The score is hundreds of knives to Mike Rosoft.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby SlyReaper » Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:01 pm UTC

Bishop to bishop's bishop 4.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby KrazyerKate » Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:03 pm UTC

SlyReaper wrote:Bishop to bishop's bishop 4.

Take the knight. King me.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Sun Jul 15, 2012 12:57 am UTC

My rook castles and my knight horses, then I pawn my pawns. Then I mate with the black queen.

The score is unexpected.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jul 15, 2012 8:24 am UTC

It was Dr. Diaphanous, in the living room, with the chess set!

I have <3 points.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Arlick » Sun Jul 15, 2012 8:32 am UTC

The ball collapses in on itself and causes a blackhole with a ridiculously strong gravitational pull for Pluto and only Pluto, causing all nearby Physicists brains to meltdown due to this perversion of Physics.

The scores have been converted into moles of sucrose, and McDonalds is now in the lead.
I have some questions, and by that I mean one. Is anyone else afraid of toasters?
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jul 15, 2012 8:34 am UTC

I throw the ball at the Sun. On the way, the ball is fired at by rebel forces on Mercury, resulting in a penalty of £1000.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby orangedragonfire » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:03 am UTC

The score is a superposition of all possible scores.

I take a step to the left, in order to collapse the superposition into something favorable for me.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:33 pm UTC

The score is now 20 gold and 2 crops versus 400 points.

Motion to establish the rules of this game

1. Anyone may add or remove rules from this game.
2. A proposed rule requires no votes to become a rule.
3. A rule does not need to be consistent with existing rules.
4. A rule needs to be consistent with existing rules.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Rosewinsall » Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:55 pm UTC

The score is dog - pi^2
don't forget the most important rule in Calvinball; nothing happens twice.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:56 pm UTC

don't forget the most important rule in Calvinball; nothing happens twice.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Rosewinsall » Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:57 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:don't forget the most important rule in Calvinball; nothing happens twice.

you said the same exact thing as me. :)

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:57 pm UTC

Rosewinsall wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:don't forget the most important rule in Calvinball; nothing happens twice.

you said the same exact thing as me. :)

...That was the joke XD
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:03 pm UTC

don't forget the most important rule in Calvinball; nothing happens twice.

There, now it happened 3 times. As long as it didn't happen twice.

The score has been reset to 3-5
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Aug 18, 2012 4:24 pm UTC

I press A three times, then B three times, then hold Start for 5 seconds. I unlock... something.

The score is now 5% glucose.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby cjquines » Mon Aug 20, 2012 6:02 am UTC

OBJECTION! *brings the courthouse into the game*

The score is 0 for A and infinity for B.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:26 am UTC

I steal second base and throw it into a dumpster five miles away.

The score is in Arizona.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby cjquines » Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:37 am UTC

HOLD IT! *holds evidence and repeatedly taps it with finger* This proves that you were at the scene of the crime!

The score is guilty, your honor!

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Mike Rosoft » Sun Aug 26, 2012 6:11 pm UTC

Upon appeal, the score has been acquitted and the true perpetrator has been identified as flicky1991. For my role in the investigation, I earn an extra calvinball.

Meanwhile, the score has emmigrated and it's now in Mexico; I've got to go as well. Buenos Días!

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Aug 26, 2012 6:13 pm UTC

I break out of jail using the "Exquisite Spade". I gain 4 porks.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Mike Rosoft » Sun Aug 26, 2012 6:31 pm UTC

Using the super secret password "swordfish", I recover the 43rd base. Having a ball and a base, I start a separate calvinball game; as its only player, I am winning!

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Aug 26, 2012 7:00 pm UTC

I pot the black, the blue, and the beige.

The score is 5% salt by volume.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Mike Rosoft » Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:32 pm UTC

I light a fire under the pot and make some BBB stew.

The score is 147 pot(ted) plants.

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby XTCamus » Sun Nov 11, 2012 11:47 pm UTC

I run through the back yard, desperately trying to keep up with my dog on her leash as she scrambles madly back-and-forth across the rain-soaked yard, chasing what appears to be only lingering odors from some varmint. I fall landing hard on my backside, and am dragged at least 10 feet across the grass. I get up laughing, until I realize that I'm wearing my favorite light-colored work pants. So today I fail Calvinball, but I lose only 1 point. Lifetime total 537,839 points!

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Re: Calvinball!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Nov 12, 2012 7:15 am UTC

Out of balls, I throw both my eyes at the goal hoop.

The score is last Wednesday's leftovers.
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Re: Calvinball!

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Mon Nov 12, 2012 7:13 pm UTC

I have honour. Since the colour is blue, I claim the title of samurai. I mine 20 gold.

My score is now 3000 points, 2 wheat crops, and 40 gold.

I demand the colour be changed.
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