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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby maninblack » Thu Nov 08, 2012 1:10 am UTC

Takes XTCamus's bait. Feeds the troll with a religious tirade about the differences between the one true religion and the many false religions then offers religious services to anyone interested.

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That makes for a lovely page topper if I do say so myself.
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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby orangedragonfire » Thu Nov 08, 2012 1:26 am UTC

Claims to know everything about the topic due to being the first poster.

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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby Quantum Sunshine » Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:43 am UTC

Misquote some person that no one knows about.

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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby maninblack » Thu Nov 08, 2012 4:10 pm UTC

orangedragonfire wrote:Claims to know everything about the topic due to being the first poster.

Concedes that ODF once knew everything about the topic. Claims that knowledge and truth is fluid and facts have changed since ODF knew everything.

Quantum Sunshine wrote:Misquote some person that no one knows about.

Asks moderator to fact check this during the debate. Stands indignantly with hands on hips tapping foot waiting for moderator to do the fact check even though the moderator has already refused.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby Quizatzhaderac » Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:42 pm UTC

Quantum Sunshine wrote:Misquote some person that no one knows about.

Corrects to another misquote by some different person no one knows about.
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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Nov 08, 2012 6:54 pm UTC

Quizatzhaderac wrote:
Quantum Sunshine wrote:I LIKE BACON

ME TOO

Misquotes both of you.
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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby maninblack » Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:08 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:
Quizatzhaderac wrote:
Quantum Sunshine wrote:I LIKE BACON

ME TOO

Misquotes both of you.

Repeats flicky's error, stating it as fact, and simply states that "I think we can all agree on that."
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:19 pm UTC

maninblack wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:
Quizatzhaderac wrote:
Quantum Sunshine wrote:I LIKE BACON

ME TOO

Misquotes both of you.

Repeats flicky's error, stating it as fact, and simply states that "I think we can all agree on that."

Doesn't add anything to the conversation, but wants to continue the quote pyramid.
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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby Vytron » Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:58 pm UTC

Apologizes for necroing thread, after so many months of no activity. Complains the thread is too long and full of off-topic discussion. Thinks the subject matter is important. Suggests creation of new thread to continue the debate this time without off-topic discussion, but doesn't really add anything new.

Edits post to clarify the necroing apology wasn't necessary as the thread was recent and only got the dates mixed up.
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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby orangedragonfire » Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:18 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:
maninblack wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:
Quizatzhaderac wrote:
Quantum Sunshine wrote:I LIKE BACON

ME TOO

Misquotes both of you.

Repeats flicky's error, stating it as fact, and simply states that "I think we can all agree on that."

Doesn't add anything to the conversation, but wants to continue the quote pyramid.

yay quote pyramids!

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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:47 pm UTC

orangedragonfire wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:
maninblack wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:
Quizatzhaderac wrote:
Quantum Sunshine wrote:I LIKE BACON

ME TOO

Misquotes both of you.

Repeats flicky's error, stating it as fact, and simply states that "I think we can all agree on that."

Doesn't add anything to the conversation, but wants to continue the quote pyramid.

yay quote pyramids!

YAY YAY YAY
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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby XTCamus » Sat Nov 10, 2012 2:57 am UTC

And then, just to be difficult, *I* say, "Guys, guys! C'mon We all love pyramids. But what Quantum Sunshine loves is BACON, right? But dogs don't know it's not BACON! So, is it really BACON? Or did Quantum Sunshine mean something else, like, say "Baking"? Maybe it was all just a HUGE misunderstanding...."

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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby Vytron » Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:19 pm UTC

Posts saying XTCamus is doing it wrong as his message didn't look much Abridged, and didn't leave anything to the imagination.
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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby XTCamus » Mon Nov 12, 2012 5:01 pm UTC

Since it has been months since anyone has admitted to being wrong about anything, XTCamus grabs the opportunity to take the moral high ground by graciously agreeing with and thanking Vytron for pointing out his misstep.

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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby maninblack » Mon Nov 12, 2012 10:24 pm UTC

Starts an ad campaign smearing XTCamus for admitting he was wrong.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby Kick » Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:10 am UTC

Returns months later to add more Godwin. Nazis. Hitler. That is all.
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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby Quizatzhaderac » Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:03 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:
Spoiler:
orangedragonfire wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:
maninblack wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:
Quizatzhaderac wrote:
Quantum Sunshine wrote:I LIKE BACON

ME TOO

Misquotes both of you.

Repeats flicky's error, stating it as fact, and simply states that "I think we can all agree on that."

Doesn't add anything to the conversation, but wants to continue the quote pyramid.

yay quote pyramids!

YAY YAY YAY

Sarcastic remark about Flicky's inteligents (sic) and inability to use the spoiler tags.
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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby Drowsy Turtle » Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:23 pm UTC

Non sequitor about tea being linked to metaphysical cancer of your aura.
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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby maninblack » Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:39 pm UTC

Mishears Drowsy Turtle rants about "taxation without representation."
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby Drowsy Turtle » Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:45 pm UTC

Demands payment from the Australasian Pedantic Society before continuing the debate.
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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby maninblack » Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:49 pm UTC

Demands we raise taxes on the poorest people in the country before we spend anymore money. Makes ignorant statement about everyone paying their "fair share."
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby Drowsy Turtle » Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:55 pm UTC

Insists that taxes become payable to me, rather than the government.
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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby maninblack » Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:04 pm UTC

Agrees conditionally, said condition is that I receive at least 30% of taxes paid.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby Quizatzhaderac » Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:19 pm UTC

Attempts to return conversation back to topic. Or rather the sub-tangent the current sub-sub-tangent came from.
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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby maninblack » Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:26 pm UTC

Points and laughs. Then implies that Quizatzhaderac is ignorant to the important issues, and goes on talking about tax "reform."
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby Vytron » Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:24 pm UTC

Claims he spent 2 hours writing a lengthily response summarizing the entire thread, and refuting all the relevant points, but that his browser crashed and he lost the post. Promises to come back whenever he has the will to write all of it again.
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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby maninblack » Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:27 pm UTC

maninblack wrote:Points and laughs. Then implies that Quizatzhaderac Vytron is ignorant to the important issues, and goes on talking about tax "reform."
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby XTCamus » Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:22 am UTC

A Johnny-come-lately poster interrupts to scathingly retort that maninblack wouldn't know an "important issue" if it bit him on the ass, and clearly doesn't understand how taxes even work!

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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby Quizatzhaderac » Fri Nov 16, 2012 2:36 pm UTC

Discusses time a potentially rabid issue bit me on the ass.
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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby maninblack » Fri Nov 16, 2012 2:58 pm UTC

Makes vague sexual reference to XTCamus's mom biting me on the ass, realizes that I said that out loud, and switches gears to talk about how simple sales tax really is. Spends the next ten minutes teaching about percentages.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby Quizatzhaderac » Fri Nov 16, 2012 3:02 pm UTC

Points out maninblack was actually discussing percentage points, not percentages.
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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby maninblack » Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:51 pm UTC

Argues that Quizatzhaderac is too concerned with technicalities and is thus less caring the maninblack, a candidate for the people.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
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If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby Quizatzhaderac » Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:09 pm UTC

Points out that while maninblank is merely a candidate, I have already attained full person-hood.
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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby XTCamus » Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:42 pm UTC

Points out that while Quizatzhaderac may have attained full person-hood, I have already attained my full manhood, with enthusiastic assistance from maninblack's mom.

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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby maninblack » Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:49 pm UTC

Points out that while I am not yet a person, person-hood is not necessary for this office. I go on to imply that certain aspect of people may actually make being a politician harder. Having a spine. Lack of slime. ... and so on.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby Vytron » Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:31 pm UTC

Says he finally has the time to write the long post that was previously lost in the crash again to refute the entire thread, and actually goes and do it, with what seems to be never-ending arguments against what was posted on page 1 of the thread, page 2, and so on, even if in a latter part of the post contradicts himself.
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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby Vytron » Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:35 pm UTC

Says he reached the post length limit on his previous message and had to split it in two. Resumes "refutations" of every point from page 9 of the thread onwards in what seems to be one wall of text after another, until finally he reaches the current page and starts refuting his own points, and after reaching the previous post he just posted, he starts with meta-refutations of his own arguments and starts meta-meta refuting the points of this post.

After being over, he says it's done, and there should be nothing else to add about the topic, and asks a moderator to close it.
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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby XTCamus » Sat Nov 17, 2012 9:30 pm UTC

Done. Consider this debate abridged. - Moderator.

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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:42 pm UTC

Tries to get XTC banned for impersonating a moderator.
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Re: Abridged Debate

Postby XTCamus » Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:45 am UTC

Suck it. - Moderator


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