§01 All ninjas start with a Stick, and may pay cakes to upgrade it to the following: (you always need to have purchased the previous version to purchase the next) Wooden Sword for 1 cake, Iron Sword for 2 cakes, Katana for 3 cakes.
§02 There is a dragon in this game. You cannot attack the dragon unless you are a samurai, and you cannot harm the dragon unless there is a rule that allows it. In order to harm the dragon, you must first have stolen its beard. In order to steal the dragons beard, you must write a poem or haiku describing how you attempt to do so. The next player must then decide whether you succeed or not. Upon succeeding to steal the beard, the player shall be awarded 3 cakes.
§03 Samurais can learn magic. Magic is the only thing that can hurt the dragon. The spells you may learn are: Fireball for 1 cake, Lightning for 3 cakes, and Earthquake for 5 cakes. You may not learn a spell unless you have already learned the previous spell. A ninja can buy the spell "Heal" for 4 cakes. No other spells are required to purchase Heal. When used, this spell heals the samurai by twice their level. Heal can be used a maximum of once per day. The Heal spell can be used on others.
§04 Any weapon or ability capable of dealing damage to a dragon deals damage equal to the amount of cakes that the weapon or ability costs.
§05 The dragon has 50 hitpoints.
§06 A ninja's level is equal to the sum of their maximum sword and spell levels.
§07 Ninjas have hitpoints to equal 5(x+1)-y with x=number of cakes eaten and y=number of hitpoints lost from taking damage.
§08 Any attack by the dragon shall deal damage reduced by the level of the player that it attacked.
§09 The dragon starts attacking a player if and only if that player attacks the dragon. Once such an attack has been made, however, the dragon shall attack that player once every third post in this thread.
§10 The dragon's beard grows back after 48 hours. This will not prevent any possessors of old dragon beards from harming the dragon.
§11 We are at war with the Nomic game in the TTNG thread. You are allowed to be on both sides of the war. The dragon is on TTNG's side of the war.
§12 We can bribe flying monky mercenaries to help us in the war using banannas; banannas may be purchased in the following increments:
5 banannas for 1 cake
12 banannas for 2 cakes
100 banannas for 15 cakes
§13 1 banana gets you an untrained monkey, 3 bananas gets you a partially trained monkey, and 5 bananas get you a fully trained monkey.
§14 The war shall take place in The Nomic Wars thread.
§15 The war rules shall be transferred to the war thread, in addition to all rules from TTNG about the war.
§16 All ninjas/samurai who join this thread in the war are given 3 cakes.
§17 We have the Flying Spaghetti Monster on our side.
§18 We are pretending to
start peace negotiations with the TTNG thread, while planning to backstab them.The "Thread Necromany" Game
§1 With more magic, you can get the Computer to work. Oh, and also there is a computer.
§2 War has been declared on the Nomy 1.0 thread. You are allowed to be on both sides of the war.
§3 Players with no magic shall be referred to as muggles, players with magic are mages, and players with more magic are warlocks.
§4 You can steal pet unicorns from Nomic 16.0 and use them in the war.
§5 Mages and ninjas are mortal enemies. Likewise with warlocks and samurais.
§6 The Computer is awesome. The Computer is our friend. The Computer will lead us in the war.
§7 A new thread will be created to contain the war between ttng and nomy1.0
§8 The Computer distrusts all magic (i.e. spells from Nomy, warlocks and mages, the dragon and pet unicorns) because they are not technology.