xkcd

by **Maseiken** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:46 am UTC

Spoiler'd for NSFW (Don't worry, not bestiality... quite)

Spoiler:

I request a picture of Nick Fury, at his Badass-iest.

by **Rodan** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:36 pm UTC

gun in one hand, cigar in the other. YES.

Give me a picture of a badass doing something ordinary.

by **Maseiken** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:26 am UTC

Grarh! Attack of the non-hosting! They can't do this to Fury!

by **Rodan** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 2:48 am UTC

Maseiken wrote:Grarh! Attack of the non-hosting! They can't do this to Fury!

god damn it. Betcha that;s another Hydra plot.
On the plus side, I found a whole gallery of Nick Fury pictures.
This was probably the most badass:

pity it's small.

by **Rodan** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 2:52 am UTC

On the other hand, there's always charging the enemy like a crazy person:

Firing two pistols whilst driving a motorcycle through a wall:

or any of these:

take your pick.

by **Maseiken** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:56 am UTC

Pretty much any of those are acceptable, I don't like the ninja one so much, I mean, 's'just a ninja, he fights, like, 50 ninjas a day.

by **Lijaladeru** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:12 am UTC

alright, with nothing else said, i'm gonna post myself and see where things go from there

by **Lijaladeru** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:22 am UTC

DAMN i look good

by **Maseiken** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:23 pm UTC

To see where it goes from there, you need to actually post something it can go from
EDIT: Also, Rodan Requested a Badass doing something ordinary.

by **MotorToad** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:16 pm UTC

Maseiken wrote:To see where it goes from there, you need to actually post something it can go from
EDIT: Also, Rodan Requested a Badass doing something ordinary.

Maybe he read it as "someone ordinary doing something bad to his ass." (Where is that second sword, anyway?)

Badass ordinarily growing old:

I would like a picture of Johnnie Depp doing something stupid.

by **Rodan** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:15 pm UTC

Maseiken wrote:Pretty much any of those are acceptable, I don't like the ninja one so much, I mean, 's'just a ninja, he fights, like, 50 ninjas a day.

Dude! That's cobra Commander!

Smoking=bad for you.

Fetch me the number 555663.

by **Chaos9** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 7:58 pm UTC

[img]555663[/img]

I would like a picture of a picture of a picture of something.

by **Rodan** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:04 pm UTC

Chaos9 wrote:[img]555663[/img]

I would like a picture of a picture of a picture of something.

Oh, you can do better than that. Spelling-wise and image-wise.
For now,

Get me something tasty that isn't technically edible.

by **keozen** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:38 pm UTC

Mmmm tasty:

It is not possible to overuse that image.

Now show me the coolest pic of John Crichton you can find

by **Maseiken** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:52 pm UTC

Rodan wrote:
Maseiken wrote:Pretty much any of those are acceptable, I don't like the ninja one so much, I mean, 's'just a ninja, he fights, like, 50 ninjas a day.

Dude! That's cobra Commander!

Holy crap, my Bad! That is awesome!
Also, keozen, try to Spoiler tag NSFW's.

No pic, srry, Farscape is against my religion (That of Stargate)

by **pKp** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:16 am UTC

keozen wrote:Now show me the coolest pic of John Crichton you can find

Feelin'up an alien. That's badass.

Show me...a streetlight-lit kiss.

by **Platypodes** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:23 am UTC

May I please see exactly five brightly-colored insects? (Bonus points if they're striped or spotted.)

by **drosophila** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:40 am UTC

1.

2-4.

5.

with bonus points!

Show me a person happy with a snake in their house.

by **Platypodes** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:50 am UTC

May I please see an animal other than a cat, sitting on a keyboard?

by **drosophila** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:57 am UTC

ribbit. ribbit.

I need a cookie used as a weapon.

by **pKp** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:38 am UTC

Spoiler:

I would like a bucket of frogs, please.

by **keozen** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:44 am UTC

Don't spend them all in one place.

Now show me a picture of someone using a computer somewhere you wouldn't expect someone to be using a computer

by **Moo** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:36 pm UTC

Would you like
(a)

Spoiler:

or (b)

Spoiler:

?

Oh yes, I would like to see the worlds smallest (or thereabouts) cheeseburger.

by **LeftHandOfTheDevil** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:44 pm UTC

I think...

Show me a jumping fish.

by **Moo** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 1:06 pm UTC

((mmm that wasn't particularly small))

Great white shark, False Bay, South Africa (where the sharks have learned to jump to catch seals)

Ugh that gave me serious goosebumps. I hate, hate, hate, hate sharks. Hate. I want to see a realistic, non-humanoid alien.

by **MotorToad** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:54 pm UTC

Seems real to me....

I'd like to see rock and roll groupies.

by **Zohar** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:16 pm UTC

Damn, ninja'd! And I had such a great one, too! I'll post it anyway:

And I guess these are groupies:

If that's fine, get me an article of clothing used in a non-traditional way (i.e. wore elsewhere on the body or used for something else).

by **Moo** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:37 pm UTC

Possibly favourite lolcat ever!

I'd like to see an xkcd character in a non-xkcd setting.

by **pKp** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:35 pm UTC

If that counts : I'd like to have two sword-fighting toads.

by **Platypodes** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:52 am UTC

Hm... That's xkcd-ish in style, but I think he/she is just a random stick figure.

I submit

May I please see a pizza with a highly unusual topping?

by **drosophila** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:35 am UTC

Burgers, chicken McNuggets, fries.

May I see Rudy Giuliani's worst nightmare?

by **Moo** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:58 am UTC

What? It's EVERYONE's worst nightmare.

I'd like to see an overweight person, attractively portraied.

by **Hurduser** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:34 pm UTC

http://www.hss.de/images/FJS-Preis_2005_Kohl.jpg

This is former German chancellor Helmut Kohl.

I'd like a picture of a female person, coding

by **Moo** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:37 pm UTC

OK, I was gonna fail you, until I clicked the link. Not what I meant but damn, that be one ugly chancellor. Looks much better in your (giiiiiiiiiant

) picture.

by **Platypodes** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:09 pm UTC

This is my fave: http://www.viewimages.com/Search.aspx?mid=3319159&epmid=1&partner=Google. I can only link to the page, not the image itself.

Alternately, I offer this:

To verify that she is, indeed, coding, check the large version at http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=113796919&size=l

May I please see an insect on or near a high-tech object?

by **J Spade** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:20 am UTC

Boo, watermarks.

But I want to see ducks in a line crossing the freeway.

by **Platypodes** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:27 am UTC

(Cute blog post about the pic: http://www.xenogere.com/2005/10/15/why- ... ducklings/ )

May I please see a picture of mice (the rodent kind) on a desk?

by **J Spade** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:31 am UTC

Now show me a person that just missed getting a 300 bowling game by 1 strike.

by **drosophila** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:03 pm UTC

3rd row down, "SZ"

I'd like to see a VCR used in a survival situation.

by **DrStalker** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:05 pm UTC

This VCR has been converted to a cat feeder.

Not only does it help the cat survive, anyone with cats knows that keeping them well feed ensures the owners survival.

Show me a skeleton wearing a Christmas hat. (Must be a real skeleton, but can be of any creature. Extreme bonus points if it is a raptor skeleton!)

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