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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jan 23, 2017 12:53 pm UTC

True.

You eat McDonald's food.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby patzer » Mon Jan 23, 2017 12:56 pm UTC

False. Never even been inside a McDonald's.

You like hummus.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jan 23, 2017 12:58 pm UTC

True.

You got your current avatar from me.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby patzer » Mon Jan 23, 2017 1:45 pm UTC

Correct.

You have never voted in a presidential election.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby somitomi » Mon Jan 23, 2017 2:53 pm UTC

Ummm, I guess. I voted in what Wikipedia calls "general elections" in the tiny patch of Eastern Europe I live in, but I dunno if that counts or the "presidential election" refers specifically to the US shebang.

You don't live in an English speaking country.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby Opipik » Mon Jan 23, 2017 5:37 pm UTC

No, I don't live in an English-speaking country.

You live in an English-speaking country.

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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jan 23, 2017 7:21 pm UTC

Correct.

You've been to America.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby thunk » Mon Jan 23, 2017 7:22 pm UTC

For quite a while now.

You have a passport whose cover is some shade of red.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:12 pm UTC

Correct.

You've heard of the "Bhutanese passport" meme.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby patzer » Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:38 pm UTC

Correct.

You've heard the audio recording that spawned the "Bhutanese passport" meme.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:44 pm UTC

Correct.

You can see an advertisement from where you're sitting.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby Tillian » Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:58 pm UTC

No. Unless you count the branding on my toothpaste tube and stuff.

You SSH on a regular basis.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jan 24, 2017 6:22 am UTC

False.

You tell people to be quiet regularly.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby The Snide Sniper » Tue Jan 24, 2017 1:54 pm UTC

Nope.

You are now breathing manually.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby SirGabriel » Tue Jan 24, 2017 1:57 pm UTC

False, I am holding my breath.

Your username is not capitalized.

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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jan 24, 2017 7:14 pm UTC

True.

Your username contains the letter S.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby somitomi » Wed Jan 25, 2017 11:30 am UTC

It does alright.

Your signature has a quote in it.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jan 25, 2017 12:52 pm UTC

Correct.

You joined xkcd forum later than I did.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby thunk » Wed Jan 25, 2017 4:54 pm UTC

Correct.

It is currently nighttime.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby Opipik » Wed Jan 25, 2017 5:28 pm UTC

No, it's evening (18:27)

It's currently daytime.

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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby stopmadnessnow » Wed Jan 25, 2017 5:42 pm UTC

Yes, 5:40pm.

You live nearer Washington DC than New York.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby SirGabriel » Wed Jan 25, 2017 6:59 pm UTC

False, I am closer to New York City (but only by 20 miles).

You could not give a definitive answer to the prediction in the previous post without looking at a map.

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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby somitomi » Wed Jan 25, 2017 7:46 pm UTC

Correct. I live so far, that the difference is not significant.

Daylight Saving Time is not used where you live.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jan 25, 2017 7:52 pm UTC

False.

You've not been ill so far this year.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby patzer » Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:39 am UTC

Excluding chronic illnesses, correct.

You have, at some point in your life, watched a funeral of a pope on television.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby Tillian » Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:40 am UTC

Correct. It must be the first time in ~15 years that I haven't spent the first half of January sick as balls.

Ninja'd: Nope, I don't think I watched the one for JP2. I did follow the media hype around the election of his successor closely, though.

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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby patzer » Sat Jan 28, 2017 3:00 am UTC

I remember what I did on my 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 15th, 18th, and 19th birthdays. Not 14th, though.

You are currently further north than the place you were born.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jan 28, 2017 10:11 am UTC

Yes, but not by much.

You regularly use a forum outside of xkcd forums.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby SirGabriel » Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:57 pm UTC

patzer wrote:You are currently further north than the place you were born.

I looked it up on a map and couldn't tell, so I had to look up the actual GPS coordinates. I am currently north of where I was born, but only by 0.06 degrees latitude (4.1 miles/6.7 kilometers). Which is interesting, considering I'm over 500 miles away from there.

flicky1991 wrote:You regularly use a forum outside of xkcd forums.

Yes.

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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:58 pm UTC

You forgot to predict anything.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby SirGabriel » Sat Jan 28, 2017 3:00 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:You forgot to predict anything.

True.

You have never been to Poland.

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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby somitomi » Sat Jan 28, 2017 3:19 pm UTC

Been to Kraków twice, really nice place.

You don't speak Polish
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jan 28, 2017 3:19 pm UTC

True.

You own an Xbox or one of its followups.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby Tillian » Sat Jan 28, 2017 9:43 pm UTC

False. I've never seen an Xbox in real life, of any kind.

You grew up with one specific brand of consoles.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jan 28, 2017 9:44 pm UTC

Ehh... I guess we switched companies too often to be able to say "I grew up with just [X] consoles". I guess Sony fits best into the "grew up with" hole, though.

You are named after a particular person.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby somitomi » Sun Jan 29, 2017 12:05 am UTC

No (or at least I've never heard of it), but my name is quite common.

You like building your own electronics.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby Tillian » Sun Jan 29, 2017 12:12 am UTC

I do, but I mostly have no idea what I'm doing. I like building things from pre-made schematics and plugging them into an Arduino and finishing the rest in software, where I know what's going on.

You do something you're passionate about for a living.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby emlightened » Sun Jan 29, 2017 12:14 am UTC

Not really.

You've tried spinning one of those spinny-plate-on-a-stick things and failed badly.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby somitomi » Sun Jan 29, 2017 12:24 pm UTC

I never even seen one (except in cartoons).

Your room looks like a mess, but you still know where things are.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jan 29, 2017 12:28 pm UTC

Well, one section of it definitely looks messy. And I do know where everything I need is.

You've eaten something spicy in the last 24 hours.

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Agreed...
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