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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby mindy » Fri Sep 08, 2017 11:04 am UTC

A tiny bit.

You like carp.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby somitomi » Fri Sep 08, 2017 12:26 pm UTC

I don't think I've ever eaten carp, but I generally like fish.

You know the names of 5 Albanian cities
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby patzer » Fri Sep 08, 2017 12:35 pm UTC

Hmm.
Durrës, Tirana, Shkoder (I think), ...
No. It appears that I only know the names of two or three Albanian cities.

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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Sep 08, 2017 8:45 pm UTC

Nope.

Your back hurts.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby patzer » Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:40 pm UTC

Thankfully not.

You have a headache.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby faubiguy » Sat Sep 09, 2017 11:36 pm UTC

Nope.

You regularly ride a bicycle.

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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Sep 10, 2017 6:45 am UTC

Nope.

You regularly drink plain water.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby Peaceful Whale » Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:59 am UTC

Is their anything else?

You feel intimidated by someone you only met once.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby Tillian » Sun Sep 10, 2017 4:57 pm UTC

The guys who mugged me would fit the bill, yeah.

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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Sep 10, 2017 5:03 pm UTC

You, on Discord. Oh now you did.

You need a bath/shower.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby Tillian » Sun Sep 10, 2017 5:06 pm UTC

Very yes. I'm covered in three days of crusty dried fever sweat.

You need a haircut/shave.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Sep 10, 2017 5:07 pm UTC

Very yes to shave, quite yes to haircut.

You need to go to the toilet.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby Tillian » Sun Sep 10, 2017 5:14 pm UTC

Pretty yes.

You need to cook. (Not meth.)
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Sep 10, 2017 6:06 pm UTC

Depends what you mean by "need". My mum does most of my meals. :P

You are ill.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby somitomi » Sun Sep 10, 2017 8:45 pm UTC

I seem to have the sort of cold that makes you feel like your nasal cavity is filled with cement.

You have to wake up early tomorrow
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Sep 10, 2017 9:13 pm UTC

Early by some people's standards. Normal for me. (Unless I am too sick for work, in which case I will get up later.)

You've taken time off work/school in the last week.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby Tillian » Sun Sep 10, 2017 9:39 pm UTC

Yes :(

You had a good weekend.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Sep 11, 2017 5:36 am UTC

Not really. I was quite ill. Not even going into work today because of it.

You have ten fingers.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby The Snide Sniper » Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:53 am UTC

WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:58 am UTC

In a way.

You have thought about Hallowe'en recently.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby patzer » Mon Sep 11, 2017 3:40 pm UTC

Not until you just mentioned it.

You have at least one nibling.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Sep 11, 2017 3:48 pm UTC

Nope.

You have at least one cousin once removed (i.e. either the child of your cousin, or your parent's cousin).
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby patzer » Mon Sep 11, 2017 3:58 pm UTC

Yep. One child-of-first-cousin on my mother's side, and three children-of-first-cousins on my father's side. (interestingly, the three on my father's side are all older than me!)
Plus I think my mum has about fifteen first cousins, and my dad has about thirty. I don't know who they all are, though!

You have a living relative who is over 85 years old.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Sep 11, 2017 4:02 pm UTC

I expect my great-great-aunt is.

Also, woah, you have a big family, patzer!

You prefer orange juice to apple juice.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby somitomi » Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:20 pm UTC

No, almafröccs is life.

You prefer Compact Disks to Compact Cassettes.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby patzer » Mon Sep 11, 2017 10:03 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:Also, woah, you have a big family, patzer!


Really? I thought it was pretty average... I only have fourteen first cousins (seven on mother's side, seven on father's side). The numbers just get bigger as you go back generations, as in olden times people obviously had bigger families. Like, my dad's dad was born in 1920 and had six siblings.

flicky1991 wrote:I expect my great-great-aunt is.

Firstly, I'm somewhat surprised that you're not sure how old one of your family members is.

Secondly, I was about to express surprise at the fact that you have a great-great-aunt, but then I remembered I had one too until a couple of years ago. Never met her though.

Oddly enough, despite having a great-great-aunt until 2015, I've never had any living great-aunts.
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somitomi wrote:You prefer Compact Disks to Compact Cassettes.


Not really, they're both as good as each other. Also, I didn't know that cassette tapes are officially called "compact cassettes" until now.

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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 12, 2017 6:56 am UTC

False.

patzer wrote:Firstly, I'm somewhat surprised that you're not sure how old one of your family members is.
Not all of us have memories like you! (And do you know the ages of all the cousins-once-removed you mentioned?)

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flicky1991 wrote:Also, woah, you have a big family, patzer!


Really? I thought it was pretty average... I only have fourteen first cousins (seven on mother's side, seven on father's side).
I think I have about eight first cousins, and considered that to be above average. I haven't surveyed anyone else to find out how many they have, though!

At some point when reading the above conversation, you checked a fact about your own family to compare.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby somitomi » Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:41 am UTC

Not really. I mentally counted my first cousins (7, but I have three siblings, so two of my cousins have 9 first cousins) and I briefly wondered how many siblings my grandfather had, but I didn't get up to check the family tree we have somewhere in the house.
patzer wrote:Also, I didn't know that cassette tapes are officially called "compact cassettes" until now.

Well, they had to have a name, there was an abundance of variations on the same "magnetic tape in a plastic box" idea.

There's a language you can read pretty okay, but not write or speak in.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby Peaceful Whale » Tue Sep 12, 2017 11:22 am UTC

Only about every programming language, except assembly.

You know how to program in C.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 12, 2017 12:01 pm UTC

Nope.

You use a programming language as part of your job or schoolwork.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby Tillian » Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:59 pm UTC

Kind of?

You know at least one language from at least three paradigms (e.g. procedural, functional, declarative, etc).
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby SirGabriel » Tue Sep 12, 2017 6:06 pm UTC

No, I don't even know what you're talking about.

You can't speak Klingon.

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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 12, 2017 6:08 pm UTC

True.

You have attempted to create a conlang.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby Tillian » Tue Sep 12, 2017 6:13 pm UTC

Does slowly but surely changing English word-for-word count?

You have become sick after interacting with someone online in the past week? (Metaphorically or physically real life bacteria/virus sick).
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 12, 2017 6:30 pm UTC

You know it.

You interpret "plop" as something defecation-related.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby Tillian » Tue Sep 12, 2017 6:34 pm UTC

No, still a chocolate bar.

Your tongue now feels awkwardly out of place inside your mouth.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 12, 2017 7:13 pm UTC

It's in the wrong place because it's trying to get that damn bit of meat out from between my teeth.

You have toothpicks.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby somitomi » Tue Sep 12, 2017 7:19 pm UTC

There are some in the kitchen, yes.
Tillian wrote:Your tongue now feels awkwardly out of place inside your mouth.

The police are already on their way to your house.

You too fell victim to the vile trick in the quoted post.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 12, 2017 7:20 pm UTC

No. See my reply.

You were confused by somi's post before they edited it.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby somitomi » Tue Sep 12, 2017 7:21 pm UTC

No, I am fully aware I have been ninja'd

You wish we'd stop editing posts.
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